Chapter 118 Who are you? Where's Saitama?
Chapter 118 Who are you? Where's Saitama?
Mua! Mua!ヽ(*′3`*)?
"Brother Lin Yu, your saliva is on my face."
After Lin Yu pushed open the door, he hugged Rem and kissed her, which startled Chishou and the others, who all backed away.
"Is my brother really that evil?"
"That's right, I'm still so young."
"I wish I were just a little bit older."
"Actually, it's not impossible."
"Ok?"
When everyone saw it, they exclaimed, "Oh, it's Tina!" Then it was normal.
"Alright everyone, I have some good news to tell you."
"Starting tomorrow, you can go to school. If you want to fight monsters, you can come with me to register at the Hero Association."
"Oh, going to school, going to school."
"Fight the monster, fight the monster."
"Don't get excited, brother has some good stuff here."
Lin Yu took out the 108 Evil Spirit Possession Rings, shrunk them to the size of brooches, and hung them on their bodies one by one.
"What is this, Brother Lin Yu?"
"Yes, they are small, but not cute at all."
"These are the equipment and items for you. Just shout 'Be possessed by evil spirits' to transform!"
"Really? Then I'll go first."
"Possessed by evil spirits~"
Rem shouted first, and although her voice was loud, it sounded soft and gentle to Lin Yu.
After transforming, unlike Lin Yu, Rem's demon-possessed armor was attached to her body piece by piece, followed by blue clothing as decoration (similar to the armor worn by Saint Seiya characters).
"Rem looks more like a female warrior!"
The originally cute Rem, after being possessed by a demon, has a somewhat serious demeanor after transforming.
"Really? Brother Lin Yu, do you prefer the old Rem or the current Rem?"
"Hiss! Who did she learn from at such a young age? Come to think of it, it's most likely Tendo Kisara, that long-haired black-haired girl, who actually taught Rem this."
Lin Yu thought for a moment and replied, "I like them all."
"Hmph~, you womanizer. Just as Sister Tian Tong Mu was right, Brother Lin Yu, you are indeed a womanizer."
"So I liked the previous Rem?"
"Isn't Rem pretty now?"
Lin Yu: !!! !!!
"So I like Rem now?"
"So, brother, you just don't like the old me anymore."
"Fine, let it be destroyed. I'm tired. The lovely Rem is gone forever."
Lin Yu lay sprawled on the ground, not wanting to think anymore; girls were too much trouble.
"However, no matter what you say, Brother Lin Yu, Rem will always stay with you because I love you the most."
mua?~(′e`)
Rem then leaned over Lin Yu and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.
"That's too much, Rem! Big brother is mine!"
"Exactly, even if I'm eating alone, I still want a kiss."
"It's you again. This time, I want to give you a kiss first."
"Dream on, I'll definitely be the second one."
mua~, mua~x countless times.
Susanoo, standing to the side, couldn't bear to look. Was this still the same obsessed man from his world? Such a huge difference? And he even likes small ones? No wonder Night Raid didn't get this treatment; it seems their tastes just didn't match.
Pikachu also covered itself with its two little paws, but left a small gap, and whispered "Pika Pika".
After being baptized by the lolis, Lin Yu was fully recovered and in excellent condition. He then began to transform the lolis to see what was different.
"Possessed by evil spirits~" x107
In an instant, the house was filled with soft, cute voices.
As the transformation was complete, Lin Yu took a closer look and thought, "Hmm... even cuter, with a hint of coldness in it."
Senju prefers light brown.
Tina's was a pale green with a hint of black.
"Alright, little cutie, go to sleep early. I'm going to visit a friend in the building across the street."
"Oh~" x108
"Susanoo, I'm leaving the household to you. Good luck!"
"Understood, my master."
........
Boom!Boom!Boom!
There was a rapid knock on the door.
"Saitama, I'm back. Open the door quickly."
Boom!Boom!Boom!
"Open the door, Saitama! Don't do anything bad in there!"
Bang!Bang!Bang!
Hurried footsteps approached, accompanied by a sentence.
"Stop knocking! Who's going to open the door for you in a heartbeat?"
Saitama reluctantly went to open the door. Just a few days ago, something like this happened to him, and he was in a terrible mood. He had been depressed ever since.
creak-
Just as the door opened, Lin Yu felt like he was about to be blinded by the light. Was Saitama holding a flashlight to his head?
"Hey, Lin Yu, what are you looking at? Come in here!"
"Okay, Saitama... wait, who are you? Where's Saitama?"
Lin Yu realized that the glowing egg in front of him didn't seem to be Saitama, so he asked a question.
At this moment, the light egg in front of him stopped. Lin Yu could clearly see that the light egg seemed to be angry, and its head had turned red.
"Damn it! Lin Yu, take a closer look at who I am!"
Guangdan reached out and pulled Lin Yu in front of him so that he could take a closer look.
Lin Yu knew he was Saitama the moment he opened the door, so he had to tease him a bit.
"I don't recognize you. I've never seen your face before. It's too hastily drawn, giving the impression that it could have been painted with just a few strokes."
Saitama:! ! ! !
"How about this then?" Saitama instantly put on a serious expression again.
"Oh~" Extra Long Tune —
"It's you, Saitama~, why didn't you say so sooner? You've really put me in a difficult position."
At this moment, Lin Yu showed an expression of sudden realization.
"Hey, you're not kidding me, are you? You actually figured it out a long time ago, right?"
Saitama's face drew closer to Lin Yu's, revealing a fierce expression that threatened to kill him if he really did.
"No...no way." Lin Yu broke out in a cold sweat and retreated repeatedly, not daring to meet Saitama's gaze.
"Really."
Saitama cornered Lin Yu against the wall and spoke in a vicious tone.
"Really...really."
Lin Yu's eyes darted around, but he refused to admit it.
"Alright, I'll reluctantly believe you." Saitama looked away from Lin Yu and walked towards the living room.
"Whoo~"
Lin Yu closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and opened them again to find Saitama's face almost pressed against his own. A mischievous grin appeared on Lin Yu's face. (Reference: During the invasion of the House of Evolution, Saitama's head was buried underground.)
"Depend on!"
boom!
Lin Yu punched Saitama's bald head, saying, "Your perverse sense of humor has scared me."
呲——
Saitama's bald head emitted white smoke from the impact, but it still shone brightly.
"Hey Lin Yu, what are you doing? You didn't hit me when I had hair, but now that I don't, you start hitting me, huh?"
Saitama wanted to say something, but then he noticed that Lin Yu, who had punched him, was stroking his bald head with both hands and even had his eyes pressed against it. That was just too much!
"Wow, Saitama, what happened to you? You can't even see the roots of your hair. It's like an egg. It gives me the feeling that you were born bald."
Lin Yu touched and looked at Saitama's head, very curious about what the invincible man's bald head looked like.
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