I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby

Chapter 248 We can’t talk about chapters, do you want me to scream “Ahhhhhhhh”?



Chapter 248 We can’t talk about chapters, do you want me to scream “Ahhhhhhhh”?

Qin Yue: [Speaking of which, I feel that the Nanzhu’s strategy is relatively simple compared to other countries, but it is also the most difficult to detect.]

[After all, no one would have thought that the hairpin on their head, the necklace on their neck, or the ring on their hand might contain someone else's ashes, and that the ashes might contain toxins.]

[The most important thing is that even if the body is poisoned, it cannot be diagnosed through medical techniques. This is the most terrifying part.]

【By the time the body starts to feel abnormal, it is already too late to cure. 】

[It's really hard to guard against! ]

[Fortunately, there are no casualties, and everything is still in time. I hope this matter can be resolved as soon as possible! ! ]

[Let Nanzhu’s conspiracy be destroyed as soon as possible!!]

System: [Speaking of which, since Emperor Jujin ascended the throne, he had waited for many years before someone in the royal family unfortunately passed away, and that person happened to be his grandson.]

[Otherwise, I don’t know when this plan can be implemented…]

[After all, he would not do such a cruel and cold-blooded thing as digging up his ancestors' graves or killing his own family members.]

[And the older generation of their royal family... are quite resilient... Fortunately they are still alive, otherwise if this plan had been implemented a year or two earlier, there would have been casualties.]

Qin Yue and the crowd: ... This... Should they thank the old men of the Nanzhu royal family for being able to live so long?

Qin Yue suddenly thought of another question.

[Wait, sister, is it easy to pick the vine grass outside the Nanzhu Palace? ]

Everyone was shocked when they heard this.

Hey! Holy shit!

How could they ignore this crucial issue and only think about the fart smell?

This matter cannot be done with just the smell of fart, it also requires the presence of iris grass!

Without iris, there would be no fart smell...

After all, to eliminate the residual toxins in the body, you must have vine grass!

Only with the presence of iris grass will there be a fart smell!

Fart smell… iris weed… iris weed… fart smell…

Hey, wait!

Everyone shook their heads, feeling like they were about to get dizzy...

Anyway, regardless of whether it smells like fart or not, the key point now is to get the Nanzhu's vine grass.

You know, Nanzhu was not open to the Southern Dynasty.

Although the Southern Dwarfs were allowed to travel back and forth at the border of the Southern Dynasty, the Southern Dwarfs did not allow the Southern Dynasty people to enter their territory.

Bah! A tiny country that thinks it is so awesome!

As a great power, the Southern Dynasties upheld an attitude of exchange and mutual benefit, allowing people from other countries to enter the territory of the Southern Dynasties. Of course, this was also based on the premise that the Southern Dynasties was strong.

However, a small country like Nanzhu actually unilaterally closed itself off to the Southern Dynasty!

They are really capable!

If the Southern Dynasty had not always upheld the idea of ​​peace first, it would have been resolved by force long ago!

However, the question now is, how to obtain the vine grass?

Do we really have to fight a war?

No one could think of a good solution, so they shook their heads, cleared their thoughts, and continued to wait for the system to speak.

System: [Well, it’s actually quite easy to get the vine grass. ]

Qin Yue: [Sister, please tell me in detail! ]

Everyone: As expected, this mountain spirit is very smart. Such questions seem simple to it! She is indeed worthy of being the servant of the little lucky official!

System: ...Who the hell is a servant...

System: [Host, think about it, once the Nanzhu incident is exposed, the shopkeeper inside will definitely not be able to escape! ]

[This is the second prince of Nanzhu. He is a ready-made hostage. Is it not too much to exchange him for something? ]

Qin Yue was pleasantly surprised when she heard this: [Hey! This method works!]

Everyone: It is indeed possible! You are indeed worthy of being the servant of the Little Fortune Official!

system:……

After thinking about it, Qin Yue raised another question.

[However, sister, this exchange is definitely based on equality, but when the Second Prince of Nanzhu is compared with many high-ranking officials and wealthy businessmen in the capital, I am afraid that the latter will have greater benefits.]

[Of course, if Nanzhu does not want to cause a war, or if the Southern Dynasty suppresses it by force, Nanzhu has no other choice, but I am afraid that they will think of fighting to the death. If that is the case, it will be difficult to deal with. ]

After thinking about it, everyone felt that Qin Yue's worries were not unreasonable.

The Dwarf Emperor believes that the root cause of their physical problems lies in the curse of the Southern Dynasty. If the mission fails, it means that they will never "grow up" in the future.

If they get tired of that kind of life, they might really do something life-threatening.

System: [In addition to the Second Prince of Nanzhu, we actually have something more valuable in our hands, something that the Nanzhu royal family cannot refuse.]

Qin Yue: [Sister, let me think about it~~]

[Something the Southern Dwarf Royal Family cannot refuse...]

[What they want most is to solve the problem of their physical defects, so if there is a way to solve this problem, then they will definitely not refuse, and will take the initiative to make friends with the Southern Dynasty, not to mention handing over the Luoteng Grass. ]

[But we don’t have any way to change their genes! ]

Everyone: Could it be that what the old sister wants to say is... relying on... intermarriage? ?

Sure enough, the next moment the system's words confirmed their thoughts.

System: [Hey, we can’t change genes, but we can change the genes of their next generation! ]

[The Nanzhu people don’t know now that if they intermarry with people from other countries, the next generation of children will not have physical defects.]

[But we know! Hahahaha! Can't we use this to control Nanzhu? ]

[And they can use their calculations against the Southern Dynasty people in the past year to rip them off! Make some special requests or something... hehe...]

Qin Yue reminded him leisurely: "Sister, have you forgotten that the method of using intermarriage to solve the problem of Nanzhu's physical defects is only known to us two... It's useless!"

[We can't talk, do you want me to say "Ahhhhhhhhh"? ]

"Pfft..."

As soon as Qin Yue finished speaking, everyone around couldn't help laughing.

Hahahahahahaha...

The little Fuguan is so cute...

I really want to tell her that there is no need to worry, because they all know this method...

Hahahaha… Aaaaaaaah, this is really cute…

System: [Oh, the host is right...]

[There is no other way. I just hope that the Southern Dynasty court can find a better way to get the Luoteng grass. Anyway, we can only wait...]

Qin Yue: [Hehe... Actually, I have a better idea...]

[Hehe, I think the Southern Dwarf Nation should just take the initiative to merge into the Southern Dynasty! ]

[If they want to completely solve the problem of short stature, they can just marry someone from the Southern Dynasty. Since they are in the same country, they don’t have to worry about the cross-border marriage problems caused by intermarriage.]

[As for the vine grass, you can have as much as you want! ]

【Hahahaha, I’m so smart! 】

Emperor Jin Yuan, who was secretly visiting incognito, had just sat down in the private room on the second floor of the restaurant next to the Treasure Shop when he heard the secret guard's retelling of this sentence. An idea suddenly flashed in his mind, and he suddenly felt that his train of thought had been opened up...

Actually...it's not impossible...

Nanzhu: Trembling...


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