newbobooks Chapter 296: Dismemberment by Blades!
Chapter 296: Dismemberment by Blades!
Chen Changan chuckled and slapped Liu Ruge's hand away: "Fever? I only feel itchy at night."
Liu Ruge understood Chen Changan's meaning immediately and showed off her shoulders seductively.
Old Ma laughed out loud: "Master, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"I think this thing is worth ten copper coins. Who would buy it if you sell it so expensively?"
"No one bought it, and I didn't plan to sell it."
Old Ma was stunned and the sisters were speechless.
I didn't intend to sell it to you, so why did you price it so high? You made me so excited.
“It’s called a price anchor.”
Chen Changan nodded and explained, "I've seen other beverage shops do this a long time ago. They sell their drinks for one or two taels of silver, which is already an unacceptable price."
"The shopkeeper also has a plan. He has placed many cups at the door of the store, with the price tag being at least 100 taels of silver."
"Then the guests who come here will think, since the cups are so expensive, a drink that costs one or two taels of silver is acceptable, right?"
All the sisters' eyes lit up. They never thought there would be so much to talk about.
"Just like Xiaoxiang Tower, every guest who comes here spends at least fifty taels of silver."
Chen Changan said more bluntly: "But our milk tea is sold for ten taels of silver, so if I sleep with the sisters, they won't think it's expensive."
"I just use this method to shake their assessment of the purchasing power of silver."
Liu Ruge understood this time and shyly pulled Chen Changan.
"Husband, you are awesome!"
"I can't even imagine what I would do without you!"
Chen Changan smiled proudly, he liked the way Liu Ruge spoke.
Anyway, this is Xiaoxiang Tower, so Chen Changan did not hide anything and patted Liu Ruge's delicate body. Liu Ruge bit her teeth lightly and let him take advantage of her.
"Ms. Liu, please read the brand connotation I wrote to you sisters."
Liu Ruge took the piece of paper that Chen Changan gave her to write on, and was stunned after reading it.
"Husband, this, this..."
"Read it!"
Chen Changan urged her, and Liu Ruge could only sigh softly and recite.
“Emperor Taizu rose from the wilderness, founded a nation, and shone brightly in the East.
At that time, the mountains and rivers were in ruins, and the people were living in misery. Taizu suffered from starvation and fainted on the side of the road.
Fortunately, a cowherd passed by and mixed milk with wild grass from the mountains to make a bowl of soup, which saved Emperor Taizu from death.
Taizu asked curiously, and the cowherd boy said that this was white jade soup.
After years of fighting, Emperor Taizu unified the country and fought hard on the frontiers, but unfortunately he passed away, and the White Jade Soup was lost.
Xiaoxianglou has obtained the production method, please taste it."
When the sisters heard Chen Changan write like this, they were all shocked!
Oh my god, this is what Emperor Taizu drank back then!
If something the royal family drank was sold for ten taels of silver, it wouldn’t be too much!
The sisters were all a little crazy and asked Chen Changan questions.
"Master Chen, why haven't I heard of this before?"
"Yes, it has been hundreds of years since Taizu passed away. If this thing existed, it would have been spread out long ago!"
"We don't know, how do you know, Master Chen?"
Chen Changan shook his head: "I don't know either."
Sisters: “???”
Liu Ruge was agitated and trembling as she said, "Husband, since you don't know this isn't nonsense, isn't it? This is a criminal deceiving the emperor!"
"Deceiving the emperor? Deceiving whom?"
Chen Changan pointed at the leaflet and said, "Look carefully. Where did I mention Da Chu from beginning to end?"
"The Emperor Taizu I'm talking about may be Qi or Yan, and has nothing to do with Great Chu."
"Besides, this is called a marketing trick, can't you be a little less exaggerated?"
"Wow!"
Everyone understood that Chen Changan was clearly taking advantage of a loophole!
The buyer is always as smart as the seller. Maybe this method of using the tiger's skin and waving the banner really works?
They don't know either.
"The emperor is my father-in-law, he knows what's going on."
Chen Changan didn't take it to heart, nodded and said: "Let the chefs stay here and continue to make bubble tea. You guys hurry up and eat. After dinner, I will continue to tell the story of the Divine Condor."
"By the way, add more sugar. Sugar makes people happy!"
Chen Changan raised his eyebrows and said to the chef, then left with the sisters laughing.
In the next half month, Chen Changan carried out all his work in an orderly manner.
Hong Mama has led Su Yu, Qiu Xiang and others here. After a day of negotiation, Chen Changan spent 40 million silver coins to merge Xiaoxiang Tower with Hong Mama.
The empty space where sword fighting had originally taken place now had a sign for Xiaoxiang Theater, and preparations were underway in full swing.
At the same time, Chen Changan’s greenhouse also showed results, and all kinds of vegetables have been harvested.
The newspaper's publicity accelerated the process and a piece of news became popular.
Royal secret: The founding of the country was based on this!
The article reads:
"The white jade soup looks smooth and has a milky aroma, but it smells like the body fragrance of a young girl, which makes people linger in the aftertaste."
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"Holding a cup of white jade soup and listening to the story of the Divine Condor, one can't help but yearn for the world of martial arts."
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"Xiaoxiang Theater and Haidilao Grand Opening Ceremony, White Jade Soup is Free!"
note!
It is provided free of charge!!
Chen Changan’s means of attracting traffic are very overbearing. Who wants to spend money these days?
Especially since the original price was only ten taels of silver, it was a huge bargain!
As soon as the newspaper came out, it caused a sensation!
The news spread so quickly that even the emperor was alarmed!
At the morning court session that day, after finishing the important matters in the court, when the emperor was about to leave, Chu Yuntian stepped out from the crowd.
He knelt on the ground with sincerity and shouted to the emperor: "Your Majesty, I have a memorial to tell you!"
The emperor naturally would not refuse, he just nodded slightly.
Chu Yuntian gained confidence and said loudly: "I, the subject of this report, report the newly crowned number one scholar Chen Changan. He is morally corrupt, associates with the Red Flower thieves, fabricates false propaganda, misleads the people, and humiliates the imperial power!"
"I beg the emperor to revoke Chen Changan's title as the top scholar, and let the Ministry of Justice investigate his other crimes!"
Li Wuling was in the court, just frowning slightly.
The prime minister Lin Chaoyang stepped out of the queue, kowtowed and said, "I second the motion!"
"You are shameless and have insulted my daughter. Your Majesty, please punish me!"
"It will be difficult to appease the anger of officials if we don't cancel Chen Chang'an's title!"
Chu Yuntian is not bad. Since the prime minister has come out to impeach Chen Changan, the emperor will naturally take it seriously.
"Lord Lin, you must explain to me what happened."
Lin Chaoyang and Chu Yuntian, one on the left and one on the right, jointly accused Chen Changan of five serious crimes!
First, Zui Xiang Lou, who spoke foul language and insulted the prime minister’s daughter, Lin Yayun;
Second, as a court official, he spent all day in brothels;
Third, as a royal consort, he had an affair with the red flower demon girl Liu Ruge;
Fourth, fooling the people by claiming that vegetables can be grown in winter is really a joke and nonsense;
Fifth, those who insult Emperor Taizu should be executed according to the law!
Such crimes are unforgivable!
The emperor's face darkened when he heard what they said.
Everything else is easy to deal with, but just based on the fact that Chen Changan is engaged to ***, why should we keep him?
The emperor gave the order in a cold voice: "Eunuch Jing, pass on my order and summon Chen Changan to the palace to meet me!"
"Golden armor guards, draw your steel knives. If Chen Changan can't give me a reasonable explanation, cut him into pieces and don't let him stay in this world to embarrass me!"
"Humph!"