Chapter 40 Why am I so perverted?
Chapter 40 Why am I so perverted?
Zhao Daxing had just finished drinking, and the excited and obscene expression on his face had not faded.
Just hear a pop.
He subconsciously closed his eyes and was sprayed all over his face.
After Su An squirted out the soup in his mouth, he threw the bowl in his hand on the table and laughed loudly, "If you want to plot against me, I don't want to see if you have the ability!"
"You like drinking so much, please drink a few more bowls!"
At this time, Xiao Jiliang and Zhao Daxing could not understand that they had been fooled.
The mother and son looked livid.
Zhao Daxing still wanted to take the soft and affectionate route, "An An, was everything you just told me false? Are you just trying to trick me? What is there about me that makes you dissatisfied that you want to hurt my heart like this? Can you tell me? I will change, I just want to live a good life with you!"
Su An snorted coldly, "You are good at everything, but it's a pity that there is only one bad one!"
Zhao Daxing looked at Su An affectionately, "An'an, as long as you ask me to change it, I will change it for you."
Su An raised her lips and smiled, "Really? I hate it when you vent your anger. For my own good, can you die?"
Zhao Daxing finally couldn't pretend anymore, "Bitch, you're kidding me!"
"Mom, catch her."
"Su An, let me tell you, if you don't drink this bowl of soup today, I will drink it for you. I advise you not to toast and eat as a penalty!"
As soon as Zhao Daxing finished speaking, Xiao Jiliang jumped up and grabbed Su An's shoulders, while calling Zhao Feng, who had not yet gone to school, to close the door.
Zhao Daxing held a full bowl of soup and leaned towards Su An.
Su An struggled twice, with a look of panic and astonishment on his face.
Just when Zhao Daxing was a foot wide away from him, Su An spoke, "Let me go, isn't it just a bowl of soup? There's no need to make such a big formation, I can just drink it!"
Suspicion flashed in Zhao Daxing's eyes.
Su An reached out and took the soup from the opponent's hand, then unexpectedly kicked Zhao Daxing in the crotch.
"Ouch~"
While Zhao Daxing was bowing and screaming in pain, Su An raised his left hand and hit Xiao Jiliang's stomach hard with his elbow behind him, who was holding his shoulder.
Xiao Jiliang groaned and just opened her mouth. Su An, with quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed her neck with his backhand and quickly tilted her back, and drank a bowl of soup for her.
The whole process takes less than ten seconds, is done in one step, and is clean and neat.
"Su An, you...you..." Xiao Jiliang said a few words and quickly reached out to grab his own throat.
"yue~"
"Ugh~"
Seeing Xiao Jiliang grabbing her throat, Su An slowly stepped forward and poked her vagina.
Xiao Jiliang, who had just found the feeling and wanted to have sex, smiled and didn't want to have sex.
Zhao Daxing was still squatting on the ground, but his breathing began to become heavy and his face began to flush.
Su An studied it and knew that there was something in the soup. The mother and son were really capable of using any despicable means to get it out.
"Su An, let me tell you, you are poisoning, you are committing a crime! Send us to the hospital quickly, we can treat this matter as if it never happened and not pursue it." Xiao Jiliang felt that his whole body was starting to feel hot, and he hurriedly said to Su An threatened.
"Hey, mother-in-law, I see what you said. You made this soup and you put the angelica in it. What does this have to do with me?"
"The entire family area knows that you are at odds with me, how can I make soup for you?"
The medicine took effect very quickly, and Zhao Daxing's entire face turned red, and he felt extremely uncomfortable.
He staggered up and walked towards the door, wanting to get out.
Su An smiled pervertedly, and with a swish sound, she pulled out a spring knife from her lower back. This knife was bought for self-defense when she went to Wuzhen to see her brother. She always carried it with her, "Let's see who dares to do this today." Door!"
Anger flashed in Zhao Daxing's eyes, "Su An, do you still dare to kill me?"
"I don't dare, but I still dare to poke a few holes. If you don't believe it, try it!"
Xiao Jiliang gasped and said, "Su An, aren't you afraid that something will happen? People will die. If something happens to us, you will not be able to get away with it!"
Seeing that Su An was unmoved, mother and son stumbled into the bathroom at the same time, and soon the sound of the faucet was heard.
Su An leaned on the corridor and reminded with interest, "You didn't take the veterinary medicine for breeding, did you?"
"Ouch, what can we do? We can't get out. You two are a male and a female, but you two are mother and son!"
"You two must stick to it. Don't explode and die, and don't make mistakes that violate human ethics. This is immoral. If I hear something, I can't hide it in my heart. If you live in trouble, open the door immediately and ask everyone in the family area to come and watch~"
"When the time comes~ Ouch, I feel so ashamed when I think about it~"
Xiao Jiliang listened to Su An's gloating voice, and suppressed the pain and yelled at her, "Su An, you have to die a good death. You will be struck by thunder and chopped into pieces. If you die, you will go to the 18th level of hell, and you will be put in a frying pan." ....”
Su An's eyes flashed with coldness. If he hadn't been prepared for them, maybe he would be the one who got hit now.
No matter what sin you have committed, you have to bear it. You deserve to die. Even if something happens, what does it have to do with you? Didn't they buy the medicine? Did they make the soup?
"Guru Guru~"
Su An rubbed her belly, held up the switchblade, and walked toward the kitchen. She rummaged through the kitchen and found the red dates and peanuts that she had sorted out from the bag last time. She grabbed them in her hands and ate them slowly.
She got up early in the morning, acting with these two scourges, and she was already hungry.
Looking at the vegetable basket next to him, this old man is quite diligent. He bought all the vegetables early in the morning.
Su An used a knife to pick up a handful of green vegetables on top and looked inside. If there were eggs, he could fry two of them and eat them.
I didn't see eggs, but I saw beans, cucumbers and pig intestines.
He was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.
"Pfft, hahahahahahaha~"
"Why am I so perverted? Am I crazy?"
"Yeah, I'm crazy."
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