newbobooks Chapter 283: The Duck Who Can Only Speak
Chapter 283: The Duck Who Can Only Speak
Ximen Chuxue asked anxiously, "Shopkeeper, what are these things?"
"This is a fast food container for convenient food storage."
"This is a money-spraying gun. You can put banknotes in it, and then pull the trigger and they'll fly out."
Hearing about the function of the money gun, Lu Xiaofeng's eyes lit up and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Isn't this thing prepared for him?
Ximen Chuxue naturally saw the look on Lu Xiaofeng's face, and immediately took out the spray gun and handed it to Lu Xiaofeng, saying, "Here it is for you. I'll go and try it out first!"
He had already thought of his opponent, who was the peerless swordsman who was as crazy about swordsmanship as he was - the Deadly Yan Shisan.
However, after his battle with Xie Xiaofeng from the Divine Sword Villa, the two of them seemed to have disappeared, and there were no more rumors about them in the streets.
This made Ximen Chuxue, who wanted to fight with him, feel regretful. Now that he had the chance, he naturally couldn't miss it.
Before Lu Xiaofeng could say anything, he saw Ximen Chuxue directly use the trial card according to Qin Zhixuan's instructions, and his figure instantly disappeared in front of them.
Lu Xiaofeng sighed helplessly. Ximen was too obsessed with swordsmanship, almost to the point of being possessed.
However, thinking about what Qin Zhixuan had said, that he would withdraw if he failed, he put aside his worries and directly moved Ximen Chuxue's things and put them aside.
Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his hands in anticipation, watching Qin Zhixuan move the cans he had chosen from the shelf, and immediately reached for the first can with excitement.
"Snapped!"
Along with the sound of the jar breaking, a white ball of light floated up. Seeing this, Lu Xiaofeng's face showed a look of joy. It seemed that today was a good start and his luck was pretty good!
He immediately looked at Qin Zhixuan, looking forward to his introduction.
[Ten Years of Fish Killing Experience]: From a certain real world, it contains the ten years of experience of a butcher who has been killing fish in a vegetable market for more than forty years. The forty years of experience in killing fish has made his heart as cold as a knife.
After absorbing it, you can gain a lot of experience in killing fish and instantly become a master of killing fish.
Qin Zhixuan took a look at what Lu Xiaofeng opened and said leisurely: "This is ten years of experience in killing fish."
Hua Manlou looked at Lu Xiaofeng with a smile and said teasingly:
"That's good, it gives you another skill. If you run out of money, you can always help others kill fish to pay them back!"
Hearing Hua Manlou's words, Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes in annoyance: "What a joke, I'm Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows, how could I be without money!"
"Then pay for it yourself next time!"
"I remembered it wrongly, I just don't have any money!"
Hearing Lu Xiaofeng's words, Hua Manlou smiled faintly and shook his head. Lu Xiaofeng then began to absorb the white light ball in front of him. This ability was useless now, but it might come in handy in the future.
Afterwards, Lu Xiaofeng noticed a figure emerging in his mind. When killing fish, the knife kept moving, very neatly, like an emotionless machine. After ten years of experience in killing fish were all integrated into his mind, Lu Xiaofeng felt that if he became a fishmonger in a restaurant, he could make a lot of money. Then he quickly put this terrible idea behind him and waved his hand to hit the jar.
"Clap clap clap!!!"
There were three sounds of the jar breaking, and the contents inside fell down and floated in the air.
A white pot.
A fluffy duck.
A palm-sized golden stick that reaches the eyebrows.
When he saw what he had opened, his face changed slightly. Except for the golden eyebrow-high stick, the other two things seemed to have no effect!
【Chamber Pot】: A chamber pot produced in the real world, a tool that is convenient for the elderly and children to relieve themselves in the middle of the night.
[Repeater Duck]: A sand sculpture toy produced in the real world. It not only has a cute appearance and can repeat what you say, but also has 180 songs stored in it.
[Golden Stick]: This stick belongs to Feng Tiannan, a bully from the Five Tigers Gate in Yangzhou City. He lost his stick and is now furious, searching the city for anyone who dared to steal his weapon. It's made of pure gold, so maybe you can get a good price for it.
Qin Zhixuan took a look at what Lu Xiaofeng had opened, and could only say that Lu Xiaofeng's money spent on opening the cans was not wasted. He slowly said, "This is a chamber pot."
“You can make it play songs, or you can record your own voice.”
After hearing Qin Zhixuan's words, Lu Xiaofeng took the repeating duck in front of him with some curiosity, looked at the duck carefully, and found that its appearance was cute and delicate. Coupled with its novel appearance, it would definitely attract those girls. Then he turned on the music according to Qin Zhixuan's instructions.
"My heart is beating like a raging fire, I am the one laughing like a madman, love is like fire that warms the heart, I see the flame of love flickering..."
Suddenly, a burst of passionate music came from the duck, which scared Lu Xiaofeng. He thought the duck had become a spirit and almost threw the repeating duck out.
But thinking about what the owner had just said, that this repeating duck can sing, I couldn't help but not throw it away.
The girls in the jar shop had seen these things before, so they were not too surprised. They just looked at the repeater with curiosity.
Gradually, everyone discovered that although they did not understand the meaning of the song sung by the repeating duck, they felt that the song was catchy and seemed to have a hint of magic, which made people want to sing along.
Just as they were immersed in this brainwashing song, another space appeared.
Two figures stood facing each other. One of them was dressed in white, as white as snow, like a banished immortal from heaven, with his hands clasped in front of him.
The figure opposite him was dressed in black, and even his face was covered with a black scarf.
In his hand was a bone poison sword wrapped in a leather scabbard and with a golden mouth.
What is similar is that both of them exude loneliness, pride and nobility.
The two people were Ximen Chuxue and Yan Shisan!
When Yan Shisan was condensed, he already knew what was going on. He looked at Ximen Chuxue with a fighting spirit and said, "Let me see if you, who are hailed as the new generation Sword God, are worthy of this title."
Suddenly, sword intent soared into the sky from both of them. Both of them were at the same Grandmaster realm. The only difference was that there were snowflakes falling around Ximen Chuxue, and he could feel the icy cold killing sword intent from the snowflakes, while Yan Shisan exuded a sword intent of destruction and death. However, his eyes were unusually clear, and it was obvious that he could easily grasp the sword intent of death.
The momentum of the two men finally reached its peak, and they rushed towards each other, with the action of drawing swords that was almost invisible to the naked eye. The long swords in their hands flashed with cold light and collided with each other. Both of them were immersed in this fierce sword game and no longer thought about anything else. In their hearts, it seemed as if everything in the world had disappeared, without any worries, without any obstacles, and without caring about life or death. It was just a competition between two people who were purely obsessed with swords.
Suddenly, in this strange space, the sky was filled with sword lights and sword energy.
On the other side, inside the jar shop.
Yao Yue's face suddenly changed slightly. She was the first to wake up. She looked at Qin Zhixuan in surprise and asked, "Shopkeeper, is this the devil's sound? Why do I feel like my head is full of this song?"
Hearing Yao Yue's words, Qin Zhixuan couldn't help but sigh at the power of the brainwashing song, which even the martial arts world couldn't stop.
Yao Yue's words also made the others come to their senses, and they immediately broke out in cold sweats.
I looked at the repeater with some horror, as he had just been tricked without realizing it.
Lu Xiaofeng on the side also hurriedly turned off the thing and turned to look at Qin Zhixuan, because this thing was indiscriminate and the voice was echoing in his mind just now.
Qin Zhixuan chuckled and shook his head: "This thing is not some kind of magic sound that penetrates your ears. It's just that its melody and lyrics make you feel easy to remember, so you have this illusion."
After hearing Qin Zhixuan's words, Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief. He then tried to record his own voice and then played it back. Sure enough, the repeating duck said exactly the same words, even the tone was very lifelike, which was very interesting.
Qin Zhixuan saw this and reminded him, "This requires batteries. Once the batteries are exhausted, there will be no sound. You need to replace the batteries."
After hearing Qin Zhixuan's reminder, Lu Xiaofeng turned off the Repeater Duck. This would be a good helper for him to find beautiful women in the future, and he couldn't let it run out of power so quickly.
Qin Zhixuan then said, "This stick is made of pure gold. You can use it yourself, or you can sell it for a good price!"
Lu Xiaofeng reached out and took the golden stick directly, and the golden stick instantly returned to its original shape.
Lu Xiaofeng weighed it and thought it was not bad. Unfortunately, he didn't use the weapon, so he could only exchange it for money.
Lu Xiaofeng swung the golden stick in his hand and hit the fifth jar directly, "Pah!"
Along with the sound of the jar breaking, a purple ball of light fell out and floated in the air.
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the purple ball of light with a happy smile on his face. He turned his head and looked at Qin Zhixuan with anticipation.
[Turtle Breathing Technique]: From a certain martial arts world. After practicing it, one can enter a state of suspended animation, like a dead person, unnoticed by others. It can last for up to half an hour and is a necessary skill for pretending to be dead.
You can learn it after absorbing it.
Qin Zhixuan glanced at the purple ball of light that Lu Xiaofeng had released, and said leisurely, "This is a martial art called Turtle Breathing Technique. After using it, you can enter a state of suspended animation that can last for up to two quarters of an hour."
Hearing Qin Zhixuan's words, everyone's faces showed shock. It was actually possible to pretend to be dead for such a long time. There were some things or skills that could enter the state of suspended death circulating in the world, but there had never been a skill or medicine that could make a person pretend to be dead for as long as two quarters of an hour.
Lu Xiaofeng immediately absorbed the purple light ball in front of him with excitement, and the practice and use methods of Turtle Breathing Technique suddenly emerged in his mind.