newbobooks Chapter 135 Not Real 10
Chapter 135 Not Real 10
[The godfather takes a detour, the heroine checks in! 】
[This is a brainless and refreshing article. It does not represent my worldview.]
【Non-stigmatizing any gender. 】
[Following the trend of "My 26 Male Tenants!" ]
[A tribute to a male-oriented masterpiece! ]
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It was an evening with thunder and lightning. As usual, Sang Zhaomei cooked for me as soon as she got off work.
"Honey, are you hungry? Let's have braised pork today."
I was half-slumped on the sofa, scrolling through Douyin while holding the 100 billion winning check that I had just exchanged in my pocket, and stopped him coldly.
"Eat, eat, eat! All you know is eating! I've been working for so many years and I only make four thousand a month!"
"Can you be a little more promising?"
Sang Zhaomei stood there awkwardly, as if she had gotten used to my mood swings.
This is what I hate most about him!
Alas, he was our cool and handsome school idol back then, but look at what he has become now!
A flash of lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating his slightly swollen face. Dark circles were obvious on his originally fair skin, and his eight-pack abs were no longer visible at all!
Another thing is that after five years of marriage, he still can't give birth to a daughter!
What's the point of me coming here with a yellow-faced man like this!
"Wife...you...don't you like braised pork? Then I'll go to the market and buy some meat?"
Sang Zhaomei is still so good-tempered.
"Bah! What are you eating? I lose my appetite when I see your face!"
I suddenly fell ill and spat a mouthful of phlegm on the ground, which piled up on the melon seed shells.
Sang Zhaomei was startled and quickly turned around to get the broom.
Seeing the once beautiful Bai Yueguang become so cowardly, I feel so fed up!
"I've had enough! Let's get a divorce."
Sang Zhaomei was startled and said subconsciously: "I don't agree."
Then he half-knelt down beside me and said, "Honey, did I do something wrong? Can't I change?"
I waved his hand away impatiently and said sarcastically:
"You don't think you can rest easy just by marrying me, do you?"
"I am a grown woman who will do great things in the future. How can I take someone like you out with me?"
"Look at yourself now. You have no face and no abdominal muscles. Where has your former pride gone?"
"We should get divorced while you are still young so that you can find another partner."
My cold and ruthless words completely hurt Sang Zhaomei's heart.
His thin lips trembled: "Zi Xin, you were not like this before. You clearly said that you would love me forever!"
“You said it was in the past.”
I lifted Sang Zhaomei's chin.
Even though her figure is not as good as it used to be, she still has a good-looking face.
The touch under my hand was warm and delicate. Sang Zhaomei had thick eyebrows, big eyes, a high nose bridge, and moist lips. When he looked at me pitifully, my body couldn't help but be restless.
I quickly let go!
I am a face control freak!
"Look in the mirror, aren't you ashamed? You can't make money, and you're old and ugly. Isn't it normal for me to be tired of you?"
Sang Zhaomei's face completely lost all color.
He wanted to lean over and hug me, but ended up sitting down on the ground.
Then he covered his face and cried quietly.
I looked at him calmly for a while, and finally I felt a little soft-hearted.
I touched the 10 billion check in my pocket again.
Or? Give him some?
No!
I immediately rejected the inappropriate thoughts that had just occurred.
This is the prize I won with my own ability! Why should Sang Zhaomei, who only gets a fixed salary, get a share?
"Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow!"
I got up bored and went back to the bedroom.
The sobbing in the living room turned into loud crying.
Ugh!
Men are so naive!
What love affairs? Those are all lies I made up to trick them into having sex.
Moreover, how can Sang Zhaomei, who is no longer young and beautiful, be worthy of me, a newly minted billionaire?
He used to be the most handsome boy in our school and had many suitors, but none of them fell for me.
I know that innocent little boys fall in love with their ears. A few sweet words and free companionship can easily win their hearts.
No matter how cold and arrogant Sang Zhaomei was, she still succumbed to my persistence.
I also knew that he had good grades and was going to get a bachelor's degree after graduating from his junior year. In order to prevent him from finding a high position after studying for a bachelor's degree, I persuaded him to enter society with me.
As long as you tell Sang Zhaomei that he is everything to me, Zhaomei will be obedient.
But in fact, I am everything to him.
After marriage, I was also very ambitious and wanted to build a career, but I had neither connections nor money, so I could only stay at home every day thinking about projects and occasionally doing odd jobs so that Sang Zhaomei could focus more on the family and me.
After watching the once handsome school hunk gradually become mediocre, I began to enjoy his efforts.
But! God can’t stand it anymore!
Grant me tremendous wealth!
If I don't accomplish something great, how can I be worthy of God's favor to me!
Divorce! This marriage must be divorced!
As we all know, isn't Sang Zhaomei the best example? A female eagle who marries early will only have her lofty ambitions worn down by the trivialities of marriage!
I tossed and turned in bed, thinking about the good days in the future, and then dreaming about the sweet past between Sang Zhaomei and I.
Alas, I am still too emotional! A woman who is too soft-hearted can never achieve great success!
Sang Zhaomei used to be an obedient bed partner, with a big waist and long legs, but after marriage she started to no longer care about her appearance.
If divorce can make him change his ways and lose weight, and since he still loves me, I don't mind taking some time to comfort his lonely heart.
But remarriage is absolutely impossible!
Although I did nothing in my first thirty years, I knew that I was destined to have an extraordinary life!
Because I am——
郝！
梓！
馨！
Sure enough, relying solely on my outstanding looks and eloquent speech, I defeated Sang Zhaomei's more than 200 suitors and won her heart during the most difficult period of my school years.
Now that I'm rich, shouldn't my aesthetic taste index increase N squared?
Even if I'm divorced, older women who are remarried are still popular!
Even if I were to marry someone home, I would marry a clean man with no marriage history.
The kind that guarantees the birth of a daughter!
Thinking about how I had wasted five years of my youth on Sang Zhaomei, who still hadn't given birth to a daughter for me, I pounded the bed hard and got up.
I took out the passbook at home, and there was only a balance of
Since it's the common property of the couple, it's reasonable for me to take half, right?
I put the passbook on the bedside table and fell asleep peacefully.
The next day, we were the first to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the divorce procedures.
"Zi Xin, you...you don't have a job, so you should use this money to tide you over for now."
When I suggested going to the bank to withdraw all the money and divide it up, Sang Zhaomei stuffed the passbook into my arms.
"I...forget it..."
Sang Zhaomei hesitated to speak. As soon as I saw his expression, I knew what he wanted to say.
It's nothing more than "If I become more beautiful, will you still like me?"
"Home..." he said again.
I quickly stopped him from speaking.
But I can’t go home with Sang Zhaomei.
"Since we're divorced, we have no relationship anymore. You can live in that house if you want."
I waved the passbook in my hand hastily: "I'll take half and rent a house outside."
"Don't contact me anymore!"
Actually, I was afraid that Zhao Mei would share the bonus with me.
After saying that, he found a nearby bank and inserted his card.
"Don't!"
Sang Zhaomei grabbed my hand and said, "This card is from ICBC. If you withdraw money from CMSB Bank, you will be charged an extra 20% interest!"
"Looking for a girl!"
I put on a serious face and said bitterly: "How come you have become so petty!"
"You are just a little man, you are not presentable!"
“You know!
Time is money! We take a half-hour detour to go to ICBC. How much wealth can we create by spending this time! "
"Why don't you know how to calculate the time cost?"
"No wonder I've been working for five years and still only get a salary of 4,000 yuan!"
After saying that, I snatched the bank card, walked into the ATM, and closed the door from the inside!
Outside the door, Sang Zhaomei could be vaguely heard mumbling, "But I saved all this ten thousand yuan bit by bit!"
……
After a while, I took out all the money.
"I left you 50 extra dollars, one for each of us."
"Pfft~~"
I spit some saliva on my thumb and counted smoothly.
Counting money is happiness! But when I think about the fact that more than 9,000 yuan of money flew away before it even warmed up in my pocket, even though I am now a billionaire, I can't help but feel heartbroken.
Rather than...
Seeing that Sang Zhaomei was still distracted, I secretly stole a hundred yuan from her.
Humph! I'd better take an extra fifty to comfort my wounded youth!