newbobooks Chapter 272: Being Provoked, Being Outclassed
Chapter 272: Being Provoked, Being Outclassed
These two days, Xiao Jiaojiao is simply the queen of the family.
The captain of the ace special operations brigade has become a butler who can be called upon and dismissed at will.
This sometimes makes Xiao Jiaojiao have illusions.
Oh my god, can one piece of that stuff be so effective?
It’s more effective than a golden medal.
What happened?
So amazing?
Lu Yiling used metaphysical things to explain it, but it was still unclear and he couldn't figure it out.
How did Sikong Yan, this straight male chauvinist, suddenly come to his senses?
oops! ! !
Xiao Jiaojiao was very curious about this matter. She couldn't figure it out and couldn't sleep.
That night, Sikong Yan held Xiao Jiaojiao to sleep, but she kept tossing and turning in his arms and he couldn't fall asleep.
Sikong Yan was extremely helpless.
This chili pepper really needs to be punished.
He knew that these two days were a special period, but he didn't sleep well and tossed and turned. He was the one who was tortured.
In the past, Sikong Yan would have started making harsh remarks long ago.
"Lu Yiling, if you try to move again, I will kill you!"
"Did you do this on purpose?"
“…”
But today, Sikong Yan looked helpless, and reached out to rub Lu Yiling's hair: "Can't sleep?"
"Are you hungry? Do you want a midnight snack?"
"..."
Lu Yiling: "I don't want to, I just can't sleep!"
“…”
Sikong Yan: "Be good, go to sleep, or you won't have energy tomorrow!"
“…”
Sikong Yan was extremely patient and patted Lu Yiling's back gently, as if he was coaxing a child to sleep.
Coaxing his little sweet girl.
It looked as if Xiao Jiaojiao was just a baby of a few months old.
Later on, Sikong Yan even began to sing nursery rhymes with his magnetic, subwoofer-like voice.
At first, Lu Yiling was silent and didn't say anything.
But as time went on, she couldn't bear it anymore.
"Sikong Yan, shut up and stop singing!"
"I'm going to sleep now..."
“…”
Oh my god, what is this sound...
She had not felt sleepy at all, but after hearing Sikong Yan's singing, she became more awake.
This singing voice is unparalleled.
Singing a nursery rhyme can actually be considered sexy. If it wasn't inconvenient for her, she would have turned over and ridden a horse.
Sikong Yan hugged Lu Yiling and chuckled.
"it is good!"
"Stop singing and go to sleep!"
“…”
Lu Yiling: "My dear, I want to ask you a question, why have you become so considerate these days!"
"Transgender?"
"But you, your precious wife, is also thrown into the sea when she is menstruating. You are the captain of an armed swim. There has been something wrong with you these past few days."
"Something's wrong, something's very wrong!"
"what happened?"
“…”
Now, Sikong Yan finally understood why Xiao Jiaojiao hesitated to speak several times. It turned out to be this reason.
Sikong Yan touched Lu Yiling's hair with pity: "Wife, I finally realize that being a woman is not easy!"
"It's really uncomfortable and painful to stick that thing on!"
"If you hadn't let me try, I wouldn't know how you managed these past few days. In the future, if a female soldier has her period, she can just do some proper training or just rest!"
“…”
It hurts?
Why does it hurt so much?
At first, Lu Yiling was completely confused, not knowing why Sikong Yan came to the conclusion that it hurt.
Isn't it just letting him try a sanitary napkin and feel the discomfort? Why does it hurt?
Which part went wrong?
Lu Yiling had a question mark on his face: "Why does it hurt so much?"
“…”
Sikong Yan: "That thing really hurts. When I walk, it pulls and tugs. It's a kind of pain that is subtle and silent!"
"It's very uncomfortable! Is it like there's a needle pricking you?"
"The most painful time is when you take it off, right? It's still clinging to the hair!"
"That's what hurts the most!"
“…”
Hearing this, Lu Yiling's mouth twitched.
Afterwards, he couldn't stop smiling at the corners of his eyes and eyebrows, and he chuckled softly.
She quickly pulled the quilt over her face.
Can't laugh anymore.
Oh my god, it’s the middle of the night, who can save her?
What kind of straight male cancer is this Sikong Yan?
O(n_n)O Haha~.
Lu Yiling pulled the quilt and laughed, his whole body shaking.
She was still struggling with whether or not to tell Sikong Yan that he had pasted it upside down.
The glue side is the one that sticks to the pants, not facing upwards.
Oh my god, if I use it the wrong way, how can it not hurt?
Hahaha, O(n_n)O haha~.
Still sticky.
Is this a mouse trap?
O(n_n)O Haha~, I’m laughing so hard that I can’t stop.
Sikong Yan didn't know what Xiao Jiaojiao was laughing at and looked completely confused.
Only after Xiao Jiaojiao's excitement subsided did he ask, "Wife, is there any problem?"
"Isn't that so?"
“…”
Lu Yiling finally calmed down, but when he spoke, his voice was still filled with laughter.
"No problem, of course there is no problem at all!"
"Hubby, since you know this thing hurts, remember to be more considerate to me in the future, okay?"
“…”
Hahaha...
Lu Yiling naturally would not tell Sikong Yan the truth. After all, this was a benefit for her.
From now on, she can be the queen for many days every month.
On the second day of rest, Lu Yiling went to the art troupe to find the little loli.
Lu Yiling promised the little Loli that he would go to see her when he came back, and he kept his promise.
Seeing Lu Yiling, Ji Tinglan was very excited and rushed over to hug her: "Lingling, you came to see me!"
“Wow, I missed you so much…”
"Woo, woo, woo, I thought you, such a heartless little thing, had forgotten about me!"
"Let's go eat together after I finish rehearsal!"
"..."
Afterwards, Lu Yiling waited for Ji Tinglan to finish rehearsal, and the two went out to eat.
In a blink of an eye, it was the opening ceremony the day before the military parade.
At the cultural and artistic performance, Ji Tinglan had a solo dance performance, which was scheduled to be one of the last few performances after the finale.
The Ace Special Operations Brigade, the Frogman Special Operations Brigade, these special teams all arrived at the scene.
Lu Yiling had seen Ji Tinglan rehearsing that day and was amazed.
But the little girl was nervous, so they agreed that on the day of the performance, Lu Yiling would go backstage to cheer her up.
After entering, the little mushroom-head quietly went into the backstage.
But unexpectedly, something unexpected happened.
Ji Tinglan accidentally sprained her ankle when she was going down the stairs and was unable to stand up.
The director was extremely anxious. No one had expected such a sudden change to happen.
Yang Tingting, a young actress from the art troupe, suddenly stepped forward and said, "Director, I can also dance this dance!"
"If it doesn't work, I'll go on stage and take over!"
"...."
The director nodded: "Are you sure you can do it?"
Yang Tingting: "Director, I can do it. I'm no worse than Ji Tinglan. I'll perform a scene for you!"
"..."
Ji Tinglan said angrily: "I don't agree!"
“…”
Ji Tinglan knew clearly that she fell because she was tricked.
Whoever benefits is the murderer.
She was almost certain that the person who tripped her up was Yang Tingting.
She looks petite and gentle on weekdays, but I didn't expect her to be so aggressive and generous.
Compared with the complete success of this cultural performance, Ji Tinglan's opposition was nothing, and they could only compromise.
There was no one in the dressing room.
Yang Tingting stopped pretending and directly blocked the slap from Ji Tinglan: "You are not as skilled as others, so you get angry?"
"The little princess of the Ji family is nothing more than this!"
"..."
Lu Yiling was standing outside the main door when he saw this scene. He walked in with a cold face and said, "Let her go!"
PS: I caught a bad cold and fell into bed. I wanted to ask for leave, but I still got up to write an update. I can’t be on time, sorry!!!