newbobooks Chapter 87 Happy
Chapter 87 Happy
"Fried CP?" Ying Jianliao was afraid that he had misheard the great news that he had dreamed of, "Me and... Chu Jue?"
"Yes," Li Jingwen's voice sounded complicated, as if she found out that her child had secretly fallen in love with her early and wanted to reprimand her child but found that the other party was good everywhere. "What is the relationship between you and Chu Jue?"
"Ah, no, it doesn't matter." Ying Jianliao spoke innocently, but the corners of his mouth curled up secretly.
In his heart, he was eager to try—of course, he wanted to pursue Chu Jue's relationship.
"Why did Chu Jue fall in love with you?" Li Jingwen was puzzled and asked in a low voice.
When Ying Jianliao heard this, his eyes widened slightly, and after he realized it, he even jumped with his mobile phone, and his tone was filled with unconcealable excitement: "What?! Sister Wen!! What did you just say?! Chu Jue, he, he, he has his eyes on me?"
The tone was so excited that it was like winning a million-dollar lottery.
Li Jingwen: ...
She suddenly felt that she was worrying too much just now: "No, I just tested whether you two are really together."
"Oh," Ying Jianliao said with a touch of disappointment in his voice, "So that's how it is."
"We're not together yet."
—but that's not important.
Starting today, I will make unremitting efforts, and there will definitely be a day when we are together.
"Okay," Li Jingwen didn't bother about why Chu Jue suddenly wanted to fire CP with Ying Jianliao as if helping the poor, and directly issued a task to Ying Jianliao, "After you clarify the matter of going to the police station, You are ready to officially fry CP with Chu Jue."
"This film is being filmed first. Remember to interact more on the set. When the time comes to make extras, warm up and stir up a wave of CP." Ying Jianliao listened to Li Jingwen's words like this, and even couldn't wait——
"Do you understand?" Li Jingwen asked on the other end of the phone, "Are you acceptable?"
Of course! !
Ying Jianliao wished he could grab Li Jingwen by the collar and yell at his manager——
Hurry up, hurry up!
——Although Ying Jianliao knows that he has not fully learned the theoretical knowledge of how to chase people, and even does not know how to chase people at all, but this does not affect at all that Ying Jianliao can't wait to enter the practical part now, and wants to directly Roll up your sleeves and show off.
——It's better to strike first, and I must catch up with Chu Jue.
Hearing Li Jingwen's question, Ying Jianliao didn't even think about it, and answered quickly and loudly——
"Yes! Always be ready!"
"How old are you? You are still in elementary school. You are always ready to fire a CP, and you have not been asked to dedicate your life to the cause of CP speculation."
Ying Jianliao: ...
Li Jingwen made a simple complaint, and told Ying Jianliao several times that he should do it when he is hot, so as to facilitate the follow-up operation when they are together to fry CP.
"Remember that tomorrow will be the same as before, remember to rub the heat," Li Jingwen reminded before hanging up the phone, "With the other party's permission, you can rub it harder."
Ying Jianliao nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
Ying Jianliao hung up the phone, made a "yeah" gesture to himself, and rubbed his hands a little excitedly.
He thought for a while, as if he was cramming before the exam, he opened Weibo, ready to learn from "Planck's first coach" again.
Ying Jianliao even wanted to model himself and Chu Jue, make a catch-up question between his speed of chasing Chu Jue and Chu Jue's speed, and discuss by category what speed he needs to chase Chu Jue.
It would be nice if the encounter problem went both ways.
Ying Jianliao thought about Chu Jue's expressionless cold face comparable to Beria's, and shook his head.
—Forget it, let’s work hard on our own.
After all, the probability of two people liking each other is about 0.000049 according to the population model statistics.
But Ying Jianliao is still very optimistic. He always feels that this model is not very accurate. At most, the initial data is counted, and the changes in the middle and the process of chasing people are not counted in it.
Ying Jianliao even wanted to make a chaotic model to calculate the possibility of chasing Chu Jue——
It's a pity that the chaotic model is extremely sensitive to the value of the initial conditions, and the error is a thousand miles away, and I don't know what Chu Jue's situation is now.
As soon as Ying Jianliao opened Weibo, he saw a bunch of strategies sent to himself just now, alleviating his panic that he couldn't turn these emotional problems into physical model analysis——
This "Planck's first handsome" is really reliable.
[Planck's first handsome: Come, come, I will send you some strategies! ! 】
[Planck's first handsome: With this strategy, you must take down your beloved! !We must rush forward boldly! 】
Ying Jianliao saw that "Planck's first handsome man" had sent himself a lot of documents, and even an invitation code for an e-book.
[Planck's first handsome: I spent a huge sum of money to buy this e-book! !I heard the name of this book from my brother, and now I will share with you the routines he learned, you must be ahead of him and chase him! 】
[Planck's handsome man: You are definitely more reliable than my brother in chasing people!My brother chases someone coyly, what age is it, and he still has a crush on him, so why not be afraid of taking the other party down, but fortunately, I don’t think my brother is good enough for you, so hahaha! 】
Although half of Ying Jianliao's feet have stepped into the love scene, his head is very clear and he did not feel dizzy. He quickly discovered the blind spot——
[Schrödinger's Meow: ... who is not good enough?Why can't you match me? 】
[Schrödinger's Meow: Does this have anything to do with me? 】
Chu Huanhuan: Damn it! ! ! !
Too bad, the chat was too high, so I just said it out.
Chu Huanhuan's crazy remedy——
[Planck's first handsome guy: Hahahaha, don't you all want to chase people, I accidentally got confused, my brain is not very good recently...]
[Planck's first handsome: ahhhhh!Of course not you!How could my brother catch up with you!He is not worthy! ! 】
[Who is the number one in Planck: Damn, if I didn't think my brother is not good enough for you, if you really become my sister-in-law...]
Chu Huanhuan couldn't hold back, and let out a scream similar to that of a little groundhog.
Ying Jianliao didn't pay much attention to these details, and his mind was attracted by this document sent by "Planck's first handsome"——
This is a book, and the name of the document is the name of the book, which directly grabbed Ying Jianliao's attention - "How to Pursue a Handsome Boy".
Ying Jianliao felt that this name was like writing a big book just for him, and it completely fit his current situation, so he couldn't wait to read it down.
——I pursue Chu Jue, isn't that the pursuit of a handsome boy?
And this book of "Planck's No. [-] Handsome" also opened up Ying Jianliao's thinking——
You can't just ask about other people's experience, you can also buy books and learn by yourself.
He nodded with satisfaction.Suddenly, he has great confidence in his long journey to pursue Chu Jue.
And "Planck's No. [-] Handsome" just happened to talk about this topic——
[Planck's first handsome: My brother seems to have a copy, and he also said that he would chase people based on this reference book. I heard that you got the cheat book from a cousin! 】
Ying Jianliao was even more satisfied with this book - this time, it was still a national unified standard textbook, so he couldn't hold back and looked at the publishing house.
——Sure enough, it’s still the PEP version.
Ying Jianliao instantly felt more at ease.
The "Planck No. [-] Handsome" over there is still talking——
[Planck's first handsome: You can all compete hahaha, I want to see, the same textbook, you and my brother, whoever catches up with the person you like first! 】
[Planck's No. [-] Handsome: Whoever catches up first, I will treat him... to drink milk tea or eat a small cake! 】
The more Chu Huanhuan talked, the more excited she became——
After all, with his brother's chasing speed, I'm afraid his own idol has been chasing someone for several years, and her brother is still worried about playing secret love or feeling sad.
Chu Huanhuan had a sly smile, and shrewd and calculating lights shone in his eyes.
——If I invite my idol to eat a small cake, she is bound to win it!
Ying Jianliao looked at the encouragement from "Planck's No. [-] Handsome", and his heart was full of emotions. He silently clenched his fists and looked at the bunch of pictures he had just saved in his phone——
he can! !
And Ying Jianliao, who watched "How to Pursue a Handsome Boy" all night, made his mind a little dizzy when he was filming the next day.
Been a little less awake throughout the day.
The scene filmed today is a scene in which Qi Shengyan mustered up the courage to confess his love to the heroine whom he has a crush on.
Ying Jianliao felt that he should be able to do it.
After all——now I can be regarded as a person with secret love experience.
However... Society teaches people that reality is always crueler than imagination.
Ying Jianliao has been looking at the heroine's face for half an hour, and his eyes are ready to shed physical tears, and there is no love in his eyes.
Even Guan Hanshan, the actor who played the heroine, felt a little terrified by Ying Jianliao's eyes.
"Ying Jianliao!! What's the matter with you!" The director roared with a loudspeaker, "This is the woman you have a crush on! Why are you staring at her bitterly and bitterly!"
"I..." Ying Jianliao was at a loss for words.
——At that time, he was facing Chu Jue, just staring at him like this, and he had a feeling of liking for him!
Why is it that my eyes are a little sore from staring now, and I haven't felt the emotion before?
There were too many variables today and that day, and Ying Jianliao didn't know which factor was the problem for a while, so he could only sigh in his heart, his expression a little aggrieved.
Chu Jue, who was waiting on the sidelines and preparing for the next scene where Qi Shengyan confessed his failure and was comforted by his senior brother, saw Ying Jianliao's appearance, his eyes deepened, and he waved his hand at the director.
"Let's move on to the next scene first," Chu Jue's eyes moved slightly, "Tonight I will teach him about this scene first, and then I will play against him."
"His condition is not right today." Chu absolutely explained to the director, and then smiled gently at Ying Jianliao, "Don't worry, take your time."
When Ying Jianliao saw Chu Jue's hormonal yet extremely gentle smile, he instantly fell in love again.
The book is right.
When the person you like is in an embarrassing or embarrassing situation, take the initiative to step forward to help the siege, not only will leave a deep impression in front of the other party, but also greatly increase the other party's favorability and recognition, and let the other party classify yourself as the same camp people.
——This is how No. 17 and three items of "Dilemma Problems" on page 20 of "How to Pursue a Handsome Boy" are written in this way.
And, on page 14 of this book, it is also a "dilemma problem". Article [-] also emphasizes that when the person you like is in trouble, you need to be by your side, even if you do nothing, But let the other person know that you are there.
If you speak smarter, you can also comfort the other party and give the other party confidence and support.
This can create a feeling of "common weal and woe" between the two, and make the other party feel dependent on you.
Ying Jianliao has studied it all night, and he has already memorized it by heart.
Even which one is on which page is already well known.
It can even be connected with the actual situation, and it was even possible to associate and analyze Chu Jue's behavior just now.
At this moment, Ying Jianliao looked at Chu Jue with a frenzied heartbeat.
His heart was beating very fast, as if it was going to burst into his chest at any moment, and now there was only one thought in his mind——
This "How to Pursue a Handsome Boy" is indeed a textbook-like instruction book.
Through personal experience, he verified that the method in the book is indeed effective.
Ying Jianliao looked at Chu Jue with confidence.
——With textbooks, there will be no exams that he should not do well in.
"That's fine," the director nodded, his smile gradually becoming obscene, "You remember... to 'teach' him well!!"
Chu Jue nodded expressionlessly.
Without this scene that has been stuck all this time, the progress of the rest of the crew was very fast, and it didn't take long before they called it a day.
Ying Jianliao returned to the hotel, had a quick meal, and then quickly took a shower. The shower was meticulous and long, and he even used the scented shower gel that he rarely used in a century——
After all, the first article of the "Image Chapter" of "How to Pursue a Handsome Boy" emphasizes that - before dating, you must pay attention to your own image, it is best to dress yourself up nicely, a good impression is a good relationship the beginning.
After Ying Jianliao finished washing, he sat on the sofa, dangling his legs, waiting for Chu Jue to arrive.
Feeling a little excited.
Not long after, there was a knock on the door.
"You came!"
Ying Jianliao couldn't wait to get up and opened the door happily.
The door opened.
——However, after seeing the person coming, Ying Jianliao was stunned.
The author has something to say: Ying Jianliao: Clean up for nothing, wait for Chu Jue!
Chu Jue: Who can stand this?
Chu Huanhuan: "How to Pursue a Handsome Boy", the national unified teaching material for chasing wives/husbands, everyone who has used it agrees!
Ying Jian, Liao Chu, Cheng Xuan, all those who have used it are successfully together!And "How to Pursue a Beautiful Girl"~
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Hahaha this book really has this title, but I haven't read it...
At that time, my roommate bought it and said that he wanted to chase my little brother, and he also said that he would guide me... We also said that we would make a complete plan, but, contrary to the text, neither of us succeeded once. Step by step, even the test subjects were not found woo woo woo
[1] Chaos theory is a scientific revolution that has only emerged in the past 30 years. Together with the theory of relativity and quantum mechanics, it is listed as the greatest discovery and scientific work handed down in the [-]th century.Quantum mechanics questions the physical causality of the microcosm, while chaos theory immediately denies the deterministic causality including the Laplace-style of the macrocosm.
Chaos refers to the unpredictable, random-like motion of deterministic dynamical systems due to their sensitivity to initial values.
The discovery of chaotic motion enables people to see a form of motion that is common in nature but has been neglected for a long time, so as to understand many phenomena that were difficult to understand in the past.
Chaos refers to a seemingly irregular and complex motion form that exists in the real world.The common feature is that the orderly movement form that originally followed simple physical laws suddenly deviates from the expected regularity under certain conditions and becomes a disordered form.Chaos can occur in a wide range of deterministic dynamical systems.
Chaos is statistically similar to random processes and is considered to be an intrinsic randomness in deterministic systems.
Behind the randomness of classical chaos is still the certainty of classical mechanics.The randomness of nature, which is deeply rooted in quantum chaos, is essentially pure indeterministic randomness.
I’ve done popular science before, but this time I’ll deepen it a little more. Chaos is initially sensitive, so it’s called the butterfly effect—“a butterfly spreading its wings flutters the air, which may cause a storm in New York next month.”
[2] I'm here to draw the key points again!I vaguely remember catching up with and encountering problems at that time, and then learning speed and acceleration, where I often took the 2333 test
There are also image questions!Anyway, just remember to calculate the distance at the end~ hehe!In fact, the image is more obvious~ The area of the vt map is s, and the area of the at map is v, and it needs to be calculated again~ But compared to the movement of electromagnetism, it is already simple 23333
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I was too sleepy yesterday, I was lying on the keyboard and I was about to fall asleep TUT, the code was 300 in three hours... I wanted to get up in the morning to write, and I woke up late again today.
I was wrong TAT
感谢在2020-10-2501:22:55~2020-10-2606:12:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Tweet 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: Xiaoqiu never reads 14 bottles of abuse; 10 bottles of tweets;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!