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Chapter 168 Laughing So Hard (Subscribe)
Chapter 168 Laughing So Hard (Subscribe)
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Facing the gossip and pointing of the crowd, Wu Zhousheng suddenly stopped, as if to cheer himself up, took a deep breath, and looked up, not so much to fight back others, but to encourage himself .
"You are the ones who are mentally ill, and you are the ones who have been stimulated!"
After speaking, close your eyes.
"Damn, I interrupted me, where did I recite, yes cough cough cough! Well, let's start: the boss slapped the employee, the different reactions of employees from different countries. Japanese employees: First point: Hi!
American employee: I immediately called my lawyer.British employees smiled and called the police.Russian employee: Just give the Japanese boss a slap in the face.Chinese employees: Roaring online.
There is a husband who likes to eat crabs very much, but the family recently bought a house and has a 25-year loan on his back. He eats crabs less and less often.
One day, the husband accompanied his wife to the supermarket, and when he walked to the counter selling crabs, he stared affectionately for a long time.The wife said distressedly: "What's the matter? Eat it if you want!" The husband said firmly: "No, I just want to say goodbye to crabs in 25 years!"
When Wu Zhousheng said this, he opened his eyes and spoke passionately. The place where he stood happened to be a stall selling seafood. When the onlookers heard this, the crowd burst into laughter.
"You lunatic, what are you shouting about here!" The seafood seller walked over angrily and shouted at Wu Zhousheng.
Wu Zhousheng stared blankly into the distance, took a few steps forward, and continued to read aloud: "In order to sell a house, a real estate agent bragged about this building and this residential area to clients endlessly.
What a beautiful place this is, the sun is shining, the air is clean, flowers and green grass are everywhere, and the residents here have never known what sickness and death are. At this moment, a group of mourners came from a distance, crying loudly along the way, and the agent immediately said: "Look, this poor man...he is the doctor here, and he was starved to death." up. "
As soon as I recited it here, some people in the crowd burst into laughter.
"Good! This is good!"
Some people burst into tears and laughed, some laughed so hard that they squatted on the ground, some pointed to where Wu Zhousheng was standing, which was facing the gate of a real estate agency.
"Haha, look, this lunatic is very good at the occasion!"
When the onlookers saw it, they couldn't help laughing again.
In front of the real estate agency's door, there were several signs with real estate information for sale. Two house salesmen in white shirts and black pants came out when they heard the commotion outside.
Hearing Wu Zhousheng talk about buying a house here, he walked over angrily and funny.
"Hey, hey, don't stand in front of our store, delaying our business..."
Wu Zhousheng continued his tirade without even turning his eyes: "Today, a colleague's surname was Zhang. His son found a rich wife and lived in the woman's house. It was a bit like marrying into the wife. We asked him at the work if he had agreed to the future. Whose surname should the child take? He was stunned and said, oh, I never mentioned this. Then he worried alone for a long time, and suddenly happily told us, it’s okay, the woman’s surname is also Zhang.
The economics teacher talked about luxury goods.To make it easier to understand, he said: "Suppose you are shopping with your girlfriend, and your girlfriend stares at something for more than 30 seconds, and you buy it, then this thing is a luxury."
The students will all smile. "Keep shopping, and your girlfriend stared at something for more than 30 seconds. Classmates, your girlfriend is a luxury."
The two real estate agents have been standing aside, patiently listening to his unscripted recitation, seeing him gasping for breath, as if his voice is hoarse, thinking that he is finally done this time, but Wu Zhousheng took it out from his backpack. A bottle of mineral water, I drank a few gulps, put the bottle in my backpack, and started reciting again.
Wu Zhousheng was always crazy. Seeing so many people around him, he became even more excited. He cleared his throat and said in a full voice: "Unforgettable teaching:
In September 1962, British Trade Secretary Erruel informed my country's Chargé d'affaires in the UK, Xiong Xianghui, that the British government invited Lu Xuzhang, Vice Minister of Foreign Trade of China, to visit the UK in December.The Chinese government replied: Lu will visit the UK as scheduled.The British government announced the matter to the world.
In October, clashes broke out on the Sino-Indian border.Our country was forced to fight back in self-defense.Some British politicians took the opportunity to oppose China.The British trade minister, Emil, met with my charge d'affaires urgently and said: The British government has decided to postpone Lu's visit indefinitely, and it will be officially announced in half an hour.
Xiong Xianghui was very angry.. "
anger!This time it was the turn of the manager of the real estate agency to get angry. Seeing that the two agents were still dumbfounded, they listened with gusto, "This kid is a bit educated! . . . "
The real estate agency manager directly called the police, and the police came and asked, "Name?"
Wu Zhousheng said: "Wu Zhousheng!"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
Wu Zhousheng said: "Deputy General Manager of Hancheng Zhuangbao!"
The two policemen circled around Wu Zhousheng, and their attitude became a little better, "Then what are you doing here?"
"Practice eloquence!"
The policeman looked him up and down, "Practice eloquence?! What kind of eloquence are you practicing? Aren't you eloquent?"
Wu Zhousheng said: "If you lose the chain at the critical moment, you just stutter!"
The two policemen looked at each other and smiled, "You said you are the deputy general manager of Hancheng Zhuangbao, how can you prove it?"
When Wu Zhousheng heard this, how could it be difficult to prove that I am from Hancheng Zhuangbao?
"Is your area under the jurisdiction of the Caoba Police Station?"
"Stop talking nonsense and come with us!"
Wu Zhousheng said anxiously: "A few days ago, the assisting police from Caoba Police Station acted bravely for justice. The assisting police are the security guards of Hancheng Zhuangbao. I also spoke on behalf of Hancheng Zhuangbao."
The two policemen looked at each other again, of course they knew about it.
"Did you speak? What did you speak?"
"Of course I spoke in front of the media. It was because of that speech that I couldn't perform well on the spot. I stuttered. Now everyone calls me stuttering. That's why I made up my mind to practice my eloquence!"
The police were so inexplicably amused by Wu Zhousheng that they all belonged to one system and everyone knew each other. They called the Caoba Police Station and found Qiu Dacheng’s cell phone number through them, just to confirm. What this person said is not true.
Qiu Dacheng was also speechless after receiving the call and knowing the situation.
He knew that Sui Hai gave Wu Zhou Sheng this bad idea, but he didn't expect that this kid Wu Zhou Sheng was really on the right track!
This guy can make people laugh so hard!
(End of this chapter)