Chapter 70 Mother Single
Chapter 70 Mother Single
[Not Seeing You: Then let's continue, starting with cilantro, 0-100]
Dislike cilantro: 50
[Not Seeing You: 50-100]
Xiao Jiu: "66"
[Not Seeing You: 50-66]
Doraemon: "This is getting dangerous. I hope I don't explode when it's my turn."
Doraemon: "55"
[Not Seeing You: 55-66]
Doraemon: "Thank goodness, I made it through. Now let's see who's next unlucky one."
Orange: "It definitely won't be me. I'm usually very lucky."
Doraemon: "The last person who believed in their luck, Kana Hanazawa, is still lying there dead."
Dislikes cilantro: "What do you mean 'corpse'? I'm perfectly alive and well! Orange, hurry up, stop dawdling!"
Orange: "Okay, okay, I don't believe it anymore. I'll play it safe this time, 56."
[Not Seeing You: 56-66]
Orange: "Hahaha, I knew it! My luck is amazing, completely different from Cilantro's fake good luck."
"Don't like cilantro: 'No, Orange, why are you putting me down? I still believe in my luck this game; it definitely won't be that bad.'"
Qingqingwoxin: "Don't rush, it's not your turn yet. I'll play it safe this time, 63."
[Not Seeing You: 56-63]
Dislikes cilantro: "60, I still believe in my luck this time."
[I can't see you: ...]
The person who doesn't like cilantro said, "No way, bro, it's me again? Is my luck really that bad? I've even won a scratch-off lottery ticket before!"
Doraemon: "You're talking like everyone's won something before. It's not like you won millions."
[I advise you to take that back; I've never won one (′-﹏-`;)]
I don't buy scratch-off lottery tickets at all. If I don't buy them, I won't lose money, and even if I do, I'm not guaranteed to make a profit.
To be honest, I've both won and lost money.
[I bought a 100-yuan scratch-off lottery ticket and won 20 yuan. I won too! Cilantro Bro, your winnings weren't the same as mine, were they?]
Dislikes cilantro: "No way! I bet twenty and won fifty, I didn't lose anything."
The person who doesn't like cilantro said, "Brother, don't be silent! Was it me? Give me a straight answer!"
[Not Seeing You: Oh, it wasn't you, just kidding]
[Not Seeing You: 56-60]
He doesn't like cilantro: "Hey bro, you're pretty mischievous. I knew it, my luck wouldn't be that bad."
Xiao Jiu: "Then I won't be that unlucky... right, 58?"
[I can't see you: ...]
Xiao Jiu: "Brother Jun, are you going to scare me again? But you just used that trick, I won't fall for it. Have I gone too far? Announce it now."
[I can't see you: ...]
Doraemon: "Little sister, is it possible that this wasn't just a scare tactic?"
(For those who don't like cilantro): "Hahaha, little sister, congratulations, you really won!"
The person who doesn't like cilantro was laughing extremely happily; indeed, people's joys and sorrows are not the same.
Xiao Jiu looked like the sky had fallen, "You're really not kidding me?"
[Not Seeing You: No, congratulations, you really won!]
[Not Seeing You: What's this called? Never make a promise you can't keep, you'll be proven wrong.]
[Not Seeing You: Little Sister Jiu, let's see what punishment you choose]
Xiao Jiu: "How about I choose truth too?"
[Not seeing you: It's fine]
[Unseen by You: Has Little Nine ever been in a relationship?]
Xiao Jiu: "This is so simple. I've never talked about this before. It's so good not to see Brother Jun. This question is so easy."
Xiao Jiu was just worrying about what she should do if Brother Jun didn't ask her any difficult questions, but she didn't expect it to be such a simple question.
The little foxes don't date before they reach adulthood. They don't even have enough time for cultivation, let alone dating.
Just as humans have rebellious children, foxes also have rebellious foxes. Some little foxes like to look at picture books and fantasize about meeting scholars. Some will even secretly descend to the mortal world to be with scholars.
These are all negative examples because they all met with bad ends. In modern terms, those scholars broke the law, and those little foxes were not yet adults. Allowing little foxes to breed before they were adults is certainly illegal.
That's not the case where they live. Where they live, especially in the mortal realm, women marry very young. They can have children as early as fifteen or sixteen, which is different from here. But she likes it here.
Foxes only go into heat after they reach adulthood, and only then are they considered adults and can marry and have children. Foxes have very long lifespans, and love is not something they need.
In other words, some of the younger foxes yearn for love in the book, while the older foxes are working hard to cultivate themselves and become stronger.
She is that kind of fox. Now that she's grown up, she's a big fox. She needs to work hard to cultivate herself and become even stronger so she can protect many, many people.
[Brother Jun is really kind to our little sister Jiu; he's been so lenient with her that he's practically throwing water into the sea.]
Actually, this isn't that lenient. Many streamers will say they've never been in a relationship in order to attract "love experts."
[No, in this day and age, are there really people who have never been in a relationship? Do those older men really believe in this stuff?]
[Of course there are people who've never been in a relationship! There are tons of people who haven't, I'm the only one who's single.]
No, you all make it sound like dating is so easy, but I've been single for decades and I still don't have a boyfriend.
[Haha, I've lost count of my previous orders, and you guys even have a master order!]
[Upstairs, you're really attracting a lot of hatred.]
Whether it's true or not, there are those who don't believe it, and there are definitely those who do.
Some of those streamers look like they could date seven or eight people at the same time. They claim to only date one person, and many big spenders don't believe them, but it turns out it's true.
"If you put it that way, people will say I look like a jerk and no one wants to be with me. The truth is, I'm really single; I've never even held a girl's hand."
Xiao Jiu: "Does that mean I have a face that looks like I can date multiple boys at the same time?"
Xiao Jiu cupped her face in her hands, examining it from left to right. She felt that her face was the kind they described, the kind that looked like it could date seven or eight boys at the same time.
She must be pretty to be able to date so many boys at the same time. She thinks she is very pretty and that she is the kind of girl they describe who looks like she can date seven or eight boys at the same time.
Doraemon: "Huh, little sister, do you think this is a compliment?"
Not only Doraemon was amused, but other fans also thought Xiao Jiu was really cute. They said that she looked like a "bad girl" at first glance, but she thought that was a compliment on someone's beauty.
She even thinks she's that kind of person. But speaking of "bad girls," they're all pretty good-looking; I've never seen one who's both ugly and a jerk. Usually, it's because they're beautiful that so many people pursue them. So, I guess Little Nine counts as one of them.
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