Chapter 183 Donkey Braying
Chapter 183 Donkey Braying
[Zhou Zhou: I've given you all my money for food, so you have to feed me from now on!]
Xingxing: "You still don't trust me? I have to make sure you're well-fed. Zhouzhou, you've already paid for lunch, so why don't you pay for breakfast and dinner too? I'll take care of all your meals from now on."
[Zhou Zhou: You wicked woman! You weren't satisfied with just taking my lunch money, now you want my breakfast and dinner money too! You're so greedy!]
[Sleepyhead: It's not like you just found out this woman is greedy.]
Zhou Zhou: My pockets are empty.
[Sleepyhead: Who isn't? We're all completely drained.]
[Hahaha, the guys all say they're completely drained, wake up, what are we going to do?]
Xiao Jiu: "Wake up, you can't do this either! You can't even catch up with me. Sigh, being invincible is so lonely. How about this, you draw your other eye on too, and I'll give you a new pair of glasses. You're welcome."
Wake up: "Good grief, tell me you're just jealous that I look better than you today, that's why you're doing this to me on purpose?"
Xiao Jiu: "Pfft, are you kidding me, bro? Ask the fans in the live stream who's prettier between us. Just look at my score and you'll know I'm prettier than you. Otherwise, so many people wouldn't like me and send me gifts. Don't you guys agree, my little fans?"
Xiao Jiu winked at the screen, and the fans in the live stream praised her beauty in the public chat.
[Hilarious! She dares to do a live stream looking like that? Isn't she afraid I'll spin around 360 degrees, kneel down on one knee, hold roses in my hand, and propose to her with Dr. Rocher in my mouth?]
[I don't think the streamer is that pretty. Actually, I think she's alright. (Turns into a monkey) (Snatches a banana from a passerby) (Flies into the jungle and swings through the vines) (Swings through the vines) (Swings through the vines) (Shouts loudly) (Shouts loudly) My wife! (Swings through the vines)]
[Hi beautiful (fly rubbing hands and winking)]
Today I went to buy a roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) and asked the vendor to add extra chili. But after just one bite, oops! It fell on the ground and got covered in mud. So that's what they mean by "spicy roujiamo loves mud"!
Seeing the funny comments posted by many fans in the live stream chat, Xiao Jiu couldn't help but smile. The smile on her lips made her already beautiful features even more radiant.
Xingxing: "No, am I not pretty? Why don't you compliment me? What does it mean to have self-awareness? You've hurt my feelings!"
Miler: "What the fans in the live stream said is quite right. Wake up, you need to know your place, really."
Huajuan: "If you ask me, the prettiest ones are the ladies in my live stream. I don't know what you guys think, but in my eyes, my ladies are the most beautiful."
Xiao Jiu: "Wow, wow! You really have to be good at talking! The ladies in this live stream must be thrilled!"
Huajuan: "These are my heartfelt words, as sincere as they come."
[Youyou sends gifts to live streamers for the Huajuan Carnival *1 *2 *3] (Shake)
[Youyou is giving away carnival prizes in streamer Huajuan's live stream, everyone come and watch!]
[Youyou: You're so glib!??(ˊwˋ*)??]
Huajuan: "Thank you for the carnival, my dear sister Youyou. I wasn't just being cheeky; this is truly what I feel. I genuinely think you sisters are the most beautiful and the best. No matter what others think, that's how I feel."
Xingxing: "I'm so envious! You can tell that the older sister from the Huajuan family is truly beautiful inside and out, and she's so generous."
You may envy it, but you can try it too.
【My eldest brother is great too. If you say that, he definitely won't let you envy others. He's probably prepared a surprise for you.】
[Sleepyhead: I don't have any, my pockets are empty]
Zhou Zhou: Who isn't? My pockets are emptier than my face.
[If your pockets are empty, then ours don't even have pockets.]
Xingxing: "It's okay, I understand you guys. You must have prepared a surprise. It's okay, I'll pretend I didn't see it. Remember to give me the surprise later!"
Xingxing picked up the eyeliner she had just put down and drew a symmetrical circle on her other eye. And let me tell you, if she drew a connecting line on the bridge of her nose, it would look quite like glasses.
Xiao Jiu: "Hahahaha (?′w`?), it really looks better this way, thank me, wake up!"
Wake up: "What kind of taste do you have? You call this beautiful? Thank you so much!"
Miler: "Hahahaha, it suits you perfectly."
Wake up: "Stop laughing. You're not much better. Your bright red lips make you look like a little kid."
Miler: "That joke isn't funny."
Miler instantly stopped grinning, forgetting that she too had been punished, and her punishment wasn't much better than Miler's.
Xiao Jiu: "Look at all of you, not a single one of you cares. How about this, whoever can give away three cigarettes can get one eliminated. But now, Miler, you'd better put on two big red blushes on both sides of your face."
Miler: "You really shouldn't gloat too much; you're next."
Having no other choice, Miler took out her lipstick and applied it to her cheeks to make them look red.
Xiao Jiu: "Hahahaha, Miler, you're even funnier!"
Wake up: "Hahahahahahahahahaha"
Steamed bun: "Goose, go ...!"
[Youyou: I'm so sorry, our goose wasn't locked up properly and it got out.]
For a moment, I didn't know whether to laugh at Miler's appearance or at Huajuan's laughter.
Xiao Jiu: "No, Huajuan, your smile is even funnier than Miler's. Do you even remember you were a little puppy?"
Huajuan: "What's wrong with me? I can't even laugh anymore. You guys are going too far. Shouldn't you like me? You like all sides of me?"
Xiao Jiu: "Oh, those are your fans, not me. I just think you're a joke, hahahahahaha."
Xiao Jiu: "I've thought of a way to punish you. How about this, you imitate a donkey's bray? I think you'll be able to imitate it very well, judging from your laughter."
Huajuan: "???"
Huajuan: "I'm such a handsome guy, Sister Xiaojiu, how can you bear to do this to me?"
Xiao Jiu: "Ugh, I'm being too cruel. Come on, give a proper donkey bray."
Huajuan: In a fit of anger, he...
[Youyou: It's kind of cute]
To be honest, I kind of want to pinch it.
What should I do if I don't really want to get a ticket?
Huajuan: "???"
Huajuan: "I'm about to turn from a little puppy into a donkey, and not one of you feels sorry for me?"
I want to hear it; I've never heard a donkey bray before.
Cows moo, and horses can hear them, but what does a donkey bray?
Donkeys can bray and moan.
Huajuan: "You bunch of wicked women, I will never forgive you!"
Huajuan: "Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm"
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