newbobooks Chapter 655 Stop showing off your love, I'm about to die!
Chapter 655 Stop showing off your love, I'm about to die!
However, Shijin's question was not a question for Yaochi Duoduo.
Yaochi Duoduo said that this was a secret technique that Huanle had been practicing since she was a child, so it was not surprising.
Assorted: ! What kind of secret techniques could a mere mortal like him possibly possess!
But Yaochi Duoduo guides Shijin, so don't forget the joyful aspect of it.
To understand why Shijin suddenly accepted Huanle as his disciple, we need to go back to the sect competition decades ago.
Do you all remember Huanye Zong's Huanli? Shijin had already negotiated the terms with them back then.
Huanli said he had a younger brother and wanted him to become a disciple of the Cangwu Sect.
Oh, I misspoke. I meant I wanted him to become Shijin's apprentice.
Under the pressure of Huanli's slush fund's donation offensive, Shijin readily agreed.
However, right after Huanli finished giving his gifts, Shijin started to spend almost no time in the sect.
As a result, Huanli was never able to send her younger brother over.
Bored, the younger brother went back to the mortal realm to play.
His play mainly consisted of reading and gambling.
I was studying to make a bet with my brother.
They bet that if he went to the capital to take the imperial examination, he would definitely become the top scholar.
But before the exam results were even released, his village in the mortal realm was massacred by the enraged beast.
then……
Yes, Shijin recently discovered that Huanle is actually Huanli's younger brother.
And so, adhering to the principle of keeping one's word (mainly because Huanle had given so much initially), Shijin gained another apprentice.
The techniques that Yaochi Duoduo mentioned for practicing joyful cultivation are actually one of the secret techniques of the Huanye Sect.
However, this secret technique does not require any cultivation level, because the main focus of this secret technique is to cultivate "aura".
Commonly known as panting.
It teaches practitioners how to slow their breathing (which is essentially how to hold their breath for a long time without dying).
Why did Huanli teach Huanle this breathing technique in the first place?
Because Huanle loved to peek at the girl next door taking a bath when she was little, she was afraid of being discovered.
But that was all in the past.
Since he finished practicing the breathing technique, he no longer needed to peek.
Because the little girl often didn't notice him, he became blatant in his staring.
This explains why Shijin and Yaochi Duoduo are always unable to notice that he is around.
But why are there so few people who study this kind of magic?
Answer: Chicken rib (meaning something that is neither fish nor fodder).
Since people need to breathe eventually, the person who uses this technique will be discovered sooner or later.
Peeping at someone taking a shower? Haha, you'll either get beaten to death sooner or later.
Although everything seemed to have an explanation, Shijin still had doubts about Huanle, but she didn't have any evidence yet.
What should you do when dealing with someone you don't trust?
It's simple; just keep the danger under your nose at all times.
So Shijin began to use the excuse of being a believer to constantly guard (and torment) the joy.
Of course, the assorted dishes were also constantly being tested.
For example, this time, when Yaochi Duoduo went to cultivate again, Shijin began to test Huanle again.
She took Huanle to dig a hole, and while Huanle dug, she asked people:
"Little Huanle, you said you made a bet with your brother to become the top scholar in the imperial examination. What was the stake in that bet?"
Huanle (with lowered eyebrows and submissive expression): "My brother said that if he wins, I must become your disciple, obey your commands, serve you comfortably, and not resist."
Assorted: At first glance, it sounds like it's forcing good people into prostitution, doesn't it?
"And what if you win?"
Huanle: "If I win, my brother promised me that I won't have to take a weakling like you, who is only at the Qi Refining stage, as my master. I can freely choose a sect to become his disciple."
Assorted: ...
That's very straightforward.
This place is indeed suitable for a group of male chauvinists like the Cangwu Sect to live in!
Huanle: "Master, do you know what Foundation Establishment is?"
Shijin: "You unfilial son, do you even know what manners are!"
Shijin: "Which sect do you want to join?"
Huanli paused in his digging, his eyes darted around, and then he smiled with great reverence and radiance!
"Then naturally I should join the Huanye Sect like my brother! That way I can peek at my fellow disciples taking a bath every day!"
Once I've mastered my cultivation, I can even peep at more people taking baths!
Assorted: ...
Upon closer listening, it turned out they were forcing prostitutes to become respectable women.
After digging for two whole hours, Huanle finally finished digging the pit.
The mission was finally completed, and he smiled. But his smile quickly faded.
Because... Shijin kicked him down too, and buried him.
Self-degradation is an illness, and it needs to be cured!
Luckily, she had a folk remedy for treating illnesses. Hehe, it worked!
After burying the person, Shijin, worried that he would be afraid alone through the long night, didn't forget to put a small flower next to Huanle's head as a companion.
Of course, while Shijin appeared to have left, it hadn't actually gone very far.
She secretly observed, wondering if Huanle would reveal anything while she was away.
Sure enough, in the middle of the night, Huanle suddenly cried out in pain, and then began to groan and break out in a cold sweat.
Shijin was completely confused. The grave was buried perfectly fine, so what happened?
But seeing that the joy was genuine, she quickly dug the person out.
As a result, at the bottom of the pit, they found a huge, centipede-like monster that was as thick as a wrist and about a meter long!
Assorted!
The centipede's densely packed limbs were writhing, which instantly gave Shijin a huge fright!
Damn it! She forgot this was a perilous little secret realm, not the mortal world!
I wish I hadn't buried the happy moments!
This is so funny, why didn't I remind her!
It's too late for words now; only one thought remains in Shijin's mind:
Even though there's no rooster around, if she were to imitate a rooster's crow, would she be able to scare away this giant centipede?
then.
Shijin started crowing loudly nearby, while Huanle, whose face had turned pale, had no choice but to try to save herself.
He shouted: "Senior Yaochi, save me!"
Yaochi Duoduo arrived just in time upon hearing the commotion and killed the enormous centipede with a single blow, thus saving Huanle from disaster.
After recovering from her fear, Shijin used a hoe to pick up the dead centipede, looking thoughtful.
"Duoduo, I remember that the weapon-refining manual we found before mentioned that the shell of a giant centipede could be used for weapon refining?"
Come and take a look at the pattern on this centipede's shell. Isn't it exactly the same as the one drawn in that book?
If they're the same, let's hurry! Your magical artifact was broken before!
Upon hearing this, Yaochi Duoduo quickly stepped forward to take a look at the centipede.
And you know what? The patterns are exactly the same!
However, while Yaochi Duoduo was excited, she disagreed with Shijin's idea.
Because she said, "Huahua, your sword is also badly damaged. My magic weapon isn't important. Let's repair your old iron first!"
Shijin: "How could it not be important? Those are your natal magic weapons! They are extremely important to you!"
……
Joy lay sprawled on the ground, his face gradually turning bluish-purple from the deadly poison: !!
You two, stop being so affectionate! I'm practically dying inside!