newbobooks Chapter 375 This end faces upwards, rolling is strictly prohibited.
Chapter 375 This end faces upwards, rolling is strictly prohibited.
Finally, Jiang Bai thought for a moment and then sprayed [Cold Floral Fragrance].
You're all dressed so nicely, you should at least wear some perfume!
Huff—
That aloof fragrance instantly filled the entire restroom.
Jiang Bai looked at the girl with a gentle smile in the mirror and waved his hand, making a classic sleeve-flicking gesture from the opera "Red Wish".
Her sleeves flowed like clouds, and her sash fluttered in the wind.
That balance between boldness and charm perfectly embodies the essence of a classical beauty.
Jiang Bai checked his entire body again, and after confirming that there were no missing parts, he was about to turn around and leave the room when he glanced up at the floor-to-ceiling windows in the room.
"Hmm, no, we can't just go out like this."
Standing in front of the full-length mirror in the room, Jiang Bai was looking at his reflection with a troubled expression.
The Crimson Fire Vermilion Bird was dazzlingly beautiful, and his flying bun adorned with golden phoenix hairpins further accentuated his extraordinary temperament.
The tassels swayed gently with his even breathing, making a pleasant sound.
However, this made Jiang Bai sweat profusely.
"Tongzi, if I were to walk into the school in this state, the entire city's traffic police would be mobilized to the Shanghai Theatre Academy within half a minute."
"Just the group of people at the gate alone can make it impossible for me to move an inch, let alone get to the playground and put on a show."
"Sometimes, being too beautiful can be a mistake."
"I have to be discreet, otherwise if I get cornered, I'll be completely finished!"
While complaining, Jiang Bai pulled out a long black trench coat that went past his knees from his personal storage compartment.
"hiss--"
Jiang Bai gritted his teeth and draped his trench coat over his shoulders.
This trench coat is very oversized.
Even with a heavy Hanfu stuffed inside her trench coat, she only appeared to have slightly broad shoulders and a cold aura, like a high-class socialite who had just returned from Paris Fashion Week.
The black hem of his dress mostly covered the vibrant red skirt, with only the pair of red ballet shoes on his feet reminding him that a fire was hidden within.
With the black trench coat providing cover, the chances of turning heads are reduced by at least 70%.
But there's still 30%...
Jiang Bai looked up at the mirror, and his eyes twitched violently twice.
This trench coat can cover his body, but it can't hide the classic hairstyle on his head that's at least 20 centimeters high!
The golden phoenix hairpin stands proudly atop her head, and with her voluminous hair, she's guaranteed to turn heads in any crowd!
"The trench coat does offer some concealment now that the red dress is gone, but even with all the concealment, my hairstyle will still give me away!"
"Tongzi, give me an idea."
"What should I do with my head? Should I go to the supermarket next door and find a microwave box, cut two holes in it, and put it over my head to cover it up?"
"Or should I have Brother Qin carve a bloody path through the crowd at the school?"
In an instant, an extremely magical and terrifying scene flashed through Jiang Bai's mind:
A stunningly beautiful woman with a graceful figure is wearing a stylish black coat, but she has a cardboard box labeled "HaiX Refrigerator" on her neck, with the words "This side up, do not roll over" written on it.
Then, a passerby shouted, "Holy crap! The cardboard box has come to life!"
"puff--!"
Jiang Bai himself was so amused by the scene that he burst out laughing.
[Ding! Host, if you really want to participate in the charity sale as a 'Cardboard Alien,' this system suggests you also write 'Donate ten yuan to see my true face' on the cardboard box. I guarantee tonight's donations could buy the entire city of Shanghai.]
"Get lost! I absolutely refuse to accept this kind of pathetic way of dying!"
Jiang Bai then came up with a second plan: to have Qin Meng forcibly clear the way.
In my imagination, Qin Meng was like an armored vehicle, rampaging through the front.
With his left hand, he pushed aside the black-skinned physical education student, and with his right hand, he blocked the old investor.
He yelled, "Get the hell out of the way! The goddess is entering, all irrelevant people scatter!"
He himself kept his head down and followed closely behind furtively.
"no."
Jiang Bai shook his head.
"That's too flashy."
"Given Brother Qin's aura, if he were to do that, the security guard would definitely call 110 immediately and report that a kidnapping case by organized crime has broken out on campus."
"How can I walk into the school openly and honestly without being mobbed by fans?"
Just as Jiang Bai was troubled by this, the system in his mind suddenly sounded softly.
[Ding! Host's current popularity value has exceeded 9.8 million, enough to buy a nanny van!]
"Buy a nanny van?"
Jiang Bai instantly remembered the products the system had recommended to him before.
In addition to its transportation function, the nanny van is also equipped with a makeup artist and two bodyguards.
"Will a nanny van prevent me from being ambushed?"
[Ding! You're not driving into the campus. The two bodyguards in the van can team up with Qin Meng to form an "ironclad" defense, ensuring those dark-skinned PE students won't even be able to touch a hair on your head!]
Jiang Bai nearly choked on his own saliva upon hearing this, and broke down in his guard, saying:
"You might as well just rob a bank!"
"I've worked hard for over a month to build up this little bit of popularity, and you're trying to empty my pockets with just one sentence?"
"Do you know how hard it is to increase popularity? That's the starting capital I'm saving for my main account!"
"Besides, I'm a low-key charity ambassador. Sending three bodyguards and a van that's practically bulletproof to campus? Are they going to raise funds or stage an armed coup?"
"Tomorrow's headline in the school newspaper will definitely be 'Shocking! A prodigy girl is suspected of being the head of a transnational crime syndicate, leading a team to invade the Shanghai Theatre Academy's sports field!'"
Jiang Bai complained, then his eyes lit up as if he had thought of something.
"But you've reminded me, I can have Brother Qin drive a Didi (ride-hailing service) into the school!"
"Exactly, I wonder if there's any space on the main road where Didi cars can drive in, given the large crowds at school?"