Pretty idiots are born to be played with and ruined by their husbands.

Chapter 58 Um... Husband... do you still love me...?

Bai Zhiqi and Ji Huanping, who were peering through the peephole of room 602, were dumbfounded: Wow, this is even more exciting than a movie script!

Meanwhile, on the balcony of apartment 602, the unsuspecting Su Anle was still chattering on to Ruan Zhijuan about the latest progress of the exorcism, "How's it going, poor thing? Did he run away? Did he turn to ashes?"

Zhou Gangxun wiped the "water" off his face, listened to the sounds coming from next door, and looked at Ruan Zhijuan, who looked like a "creepy rat" who had made a mistake and was folding her arms. It turned out that another man had taught her.

"Poor thing? Why aren't you saying anything? Did something happen?" Su Anle asked from the balcony.

Before Ji Huanping and Bai Zhiqi, who were watching the show at the door, could even come over to remind him, he had already begun his actions. He climbed over the balcony railing, preparing to step on the water pipe on the wall and climb onto the balcony of 601.

"Don't be afraid, poor thing, wait for me..."

"If you ask me, your husband is completely unreliable. He just leaves you at home like that, without worrying about you or caring about you at all. Poor thing, you should divorce him..."

But before he could even take his second step, Zhou Gangxun walked onto the balcony, staring at him, "Leave what?"

Su Anle looked at Zhou Gangxun's gloomy and cold face, his towering 1.9-meter height casting a shadow, his muscular arms with slightly bulging veins, and... that wrench that had suddenly appeared for some unknown reason.

Changing the subject, she started crawling back, humming a tune, "Li...li li li li li li, and that singing little oriole..."

He pretended to turn around casually, and was surprised to see Zhou Gangxun. He put on a fake smile, "Brother, you're back... I didn't see you just now. I was practicing my lines... Ha... Haha..."

He frantically pounded and pried open his own legs, thinking, "Why does this look like I'm being caught in the act of adultery?! You idiot legs, get out of here, get out of here!"

"Practicing at this time is disturbing the neighbors, and my wife doesn't like noise." Zhou Gangxun stared at him with his two dark eyes, "Me neither."

After saying that, he closed the balcony door and locked it.

I drew the curtains, completely blocking his view.

Su Anle couldn't tell whether what she had just heard was a neighbor's complaint or a warning, but it sent a chill down her spine.

Zhou Gangxun turned around, staring at his wife's stupid face, and calmly placed the roasted pig's trotters, which had escaped the disaster by being covered by three bags, on the table, and approached step by step.

Ruan Zhijuan, carrying the now-empty chamber pot in both hands, looked up expectantly at the soaking wet Zhou Gangxun, her eyes darting around, her mouth still smeared with cake crumbs from her stolen meal. Only her pretty face prevented her from looking like a silly mouse. "Zhou... Zhou Gangxun, hey... hehe... you're back..."

Um... honey... do you still love me...?

Zhou Gangxun suddenly smiled, his dark eyes staring intently at Ruan Zhijuan. "Is it getting in the way of you and other men, my wife?"

Why can't they learn their lesson so quickly?

He grabbed Ruan Zhijuan's face with his hand and used it to wipe his face like a rag, saying slowly and deliberately, "Yes, I'm back."

Ruan Zhijuan's eyes widened suddenly. What was Zhou Gangxun doing? Urinating, wiping his face...

"Ughhhhhh, Zhou Gangxun! You're a bastard! A bastard! So disgusting!" Ruan Zhijuan immediately jumped up and down like a cat with its fur standing on end, but Zhou Gangxun's arms held her waist tightly, and she couldn't struggle at all.

"Don't move." Zhou Gangxun gritted his teeth and pressed his lips against Ruan Zhijuan's ear, his breath coming out through his teeth, "Wife, who are you going to see this time?"

As he spoke, he rubbed his face and neck against Ruan Zhijuan's with even greater intensity, as if he were petting a cat, which was extremely perverted.

"What's wrong, brother?" Xiao Ma, covered in blood, rushed into the house carrying the child after hearing Ruan Zhijuan's screams outside. He saw the lifeless Ruan Zhijuan being held in Zhou Gangxun's arms, unresponsive. "Brother and sister-in-law, do you not like the song I sang? Hehe, then I'll change to another one..."

He smiled, but blood was still flowing from his open mouth.

Ruan Zhijuan rolled her eyes at the blood-covered pony, turned her face to the other side, and said, "No need...no need..."

Zhou Gangxun glanced at Xiao Ma's condition and said, "The contract is on the table. Take it and go see a doctor right away."

He thought for a moment, "Leave the mung bean soup and plum juice."

"Alright, brother, I just felt a headache coming on," Xiao Ma replied, waving his bloody hand at Ruan Zhijuan, "Goodbye, brother and sister-in-law."

No sooner had the words left his mouth than another voice rang out from the doorway, "Zhou Gangxun? What, it's your house again..."

Ye Yongzhao, who led the team to check the situation, had just arrived at the door when he saw the couple who had been entangled with supernatural beings recently.

"..."

No wonder he had a strange sense of familiarity, like "here we go again," ever since he received the emergency call about ghosts.

Liang Youwei looked around and asked, "Did you just make the call to the police? Where's the ghost?"

"Officer, I was the one who hit you..." Upon hearing the police's voice, the door to apartment 602 opened.

Su Anle randomly stood behind a policeman and said to Zhou Gangxun, "You...you can't hit Xiao Poor thing, the police are all here watching...he only splashed you because he was scared by a ghost..."

Zhou Gangxun's gaze swept over everyone with a gloomy expression. It was lively, truly lively.

A room full of men, all wanting to steal his wife.

Zhou Gangxun ignored everyone. He tightened his arms, carried Ruan Zhijuan into the bathroom, locked the door, locked it three times, and then cleanly and neatly smashed the doorknob with a wrench.

It can't be opened now.

Unless you smash the door down, no one can open it or get in.

Then he put Ruan Zhijuan into a plastic basin.

Ruan Zhijuan looked like a newly neutered puppy, sitting pitifully with her bottom stuck in the basin, glaring angrily at Zhou Gangxun. He grumbled softly to the announcer, "Zhou Gangxun, I'm going to kill you."

Zhou Gangxun adjusted the water temperature, tested the water with his hand, and then turned his head seriously, pretending to be deaf and dumb, and said, "Huh? What did you say?"

"I said..." Ruan Zhijuan was speaking when Zhou Gangxun suddenly raised his hand, spraying all the water from the showerhead onto his face and mouth. "Glug glug, you glug... turtle glug..."

Zhou Gangxun raised an eyebrow, pretending not to hear or understand, and earnestly leaned close to Ruan Zhijuan, who was drinking water, looking at his face, his eyes, and his lips, repeating for him, "Hmm? You said thank you, husband."

"No need," Zhou Gangxun replied to himself. "It's a husband's responsibility to bathe his dirty wife."

Ruan Zhijuan's eyes were red with anger. No matter how she dodged, water kept coming out. She gestured with both hands, "Ah, gurgle, gurgle..." Zhou Gangxun, you are a bastard, a big scoundrel.

"Come on, wipe the little silly dog's face." Zhou Gangxun put down the showerhead, pinched Ruan Zhijuan's cheeks with his fingers, and played with him spitting water out of his mouth with "pfft, pfft".

Ruan Zhijuan's red eyes were filled with shock as she spat out water and stared wide-eyed at Zhou Gangxun, "?"

Hmph, the system is right. Zhou Gangxun is really stupid. He can't understand what I'm saying, nor can he tell that I'm angry and need to be coaxed.

That's incredibly stupid, you big idiot.

Ruan Zhijuan decided to stop arguing with Zhou Gangxun. He pouted and started to act maliciously, slapping the water in the basin... but he couldn't get it out; he got stuck in the basin.

So Ruan Zhijuan, completely soaked, pounced on Zhou Gangxun.

Go wash up, you bastard Zhou.

Zhou Gangxun, who was half-squatting, fell to the ground as his foolish wife pounced on him, getting soaked. He pursed his lips, cradling Ruan Zhijuan's buttocks... basin, and looked at the lump of flesh on his body.

Sexy flesh, all sexy flesh.

After Ruan Zhijuan finished venting her anger by hitting and throwing herself on the ground, Zhou Gangxun started asking like a good person, "What happened? What happened just now?"

"I thought... you were a ghost transformed from a pony..." Ruan Zhijuan hummed as she lay on Zhou Gangxun's body, still splashing water on him as revenge, but it was only for psychological comfort and did not cause any harm.

Zhou Gangxun gently lifted Ruan Zhijuan's bottom, his breathing heavy. "I really should take you to the hospital to get your eyes checked."

Ruan Zhijuan remembered these words; Zhou Gangxun had said them before, and now he was saying them again. He angrily bit Zhou Gangxun's earlobe, muttering, "Zhou Gangxun, are you saying my eyesight is bad again, that I'm blind?"

She has self-awareness; she can't even recognize her own husband and thinks he's another man. How good can her eyesight be?

"No, you misheard." Zhou Gangxun didn't turn his ear away, letting Ruan Zhijuan bite it, but he changed his position.

Why should he avoid his foolish wife who's trying to seduce him?

It's a bit dirty, but I'm going to take a shower anyway.

Ruan Zhijuan nibbled on Zhou Gangxun's ear, her heart filled with worry. It seemed that his eye problem had become more serious. Before, he could only see poorly, but now he could also see dirty things.

Will this kind of problem be very expensive to treat? Is 20,000 yuan enough? I need to be able to see a little more clearly and not see dirty things, otherwise he won't be able to distinguish between people and ghosts.

But once it's spent, it's gone.

Anyway, even if my eyesight is bad, I can still live, but if I lose 20,000 yuan, I really can't live.

He glanced furtively at Zhou Gangxun beneath him, who was fidgeting and writhing like he was infested with maggots. He figured he'd wait until Zhou Gangxun became a contractor and made a fortune before treating him, so he wouldn't have to spend his money. Hehe.

At this moment, Zhou Gangxun, who was being thought of, was holding Ruan Zhijuan. Listening to the ticklish breaths that Ruan Zhijuan occasionally exhaled around his ear, his eyes gradually narrowed into long slits.

His wife doesn't seem to bite; her bites are more like licks.

Smaller dogs are like that; they only know how to bluff.

Zhou Gangxun swallowed hard and added, "Now that we've moved to a new house, there won't be any more ghosts."

"Hmph, it's all your fault for being a poor wretch, having no money and making me live in that kind of house..." Ruan Zhijuan got tired of chewing, stuck out her tongue with a "pui pui pui" sound, then rested her chin on Zhou Gangxun's shoulder and "sat down" on the ground. "So Xiao Ma didn't die? Then why is there blood in his head and mouth..."

Zhou Gangxun frowned, his eyes instantly returned to normal size, and he quickly turned cold, asking him what he wanted.

They called him "Little Horse" so affectionately.

He loosened his grip and threw the person to the ground.