newbobooks Chapter 378: Harem Survival Guide
Chapter 378: Harem Survival Guide
He is quite smart to be able to sit in his current position.
Emperor Xuanming was lying on the bed, waiting for the eunuch to bring the concubine who had just entered the palace.
When the concubine was washed and dressed and sent to Emperor Xuanming's bed, she looked at the emperor shyly, thinking in her mind of all the indescribable teachings she had received before entering the palace.
Just as he was about to speak, Emperor Xuanming took out a book from under his pillow.
"I heard you are studious. How about I indulge you today and read books with you for a night?"
Concubine: “?”
Take off your pants and show her this?
Can she say no?
The concubine forced a smile and stretched out her hand from under the quilt, even trying to seduce Emperor Xuanming.
The next second, he was reprimanded by Emperor Xuanming, who had a determined look in his eyes as if he wanted to join the party, "Stop making trouble, read a book, it would be great if you could focus on studying."
Concubine:?
Before entering the palace, no one told her that the emperor was very studious.
No one told her that sleeping with the emperor meant reading books with him?
Is this the right way to read a book?
Is this right?
Emperor Xuanming felt a little tired of reading, so he asked the concubine beside him to read it to him.
The concubine looked at the script handed to her with some disdain, but she did not dare to show any emotion, for fear of being noticed by the emperor and being disliked.
But she really didn't understand.
Who is in the storybook?
How can reading a story be as interesting as serving a concubine in bed?
...It's indeed more interesting than sleeping with the emperor.
As the concubine read on, she became absorbed in the reading, and sometimes she read very slowly.
It was so slow that Emperor Xuanming wanted to drive at double the speed.
Sometimes he would recite it very fast, so fast that Emperor Xuanming wanted to call out Stop.
It all depends on how fast she reads.
Emperor Xuanming looked with disdain at his concubine who was immersed in the world of storytelling novels. Fortunately, he had prepared two books.
He said it a long time ago that he always has his own little cleverness.
Isn’t this it?
He just changed the place to continue his night-time catch-up time.
And successfully pulled one person into the pit.
The eunuchs and palace maids guarding outside the door did not hear any sound the whole night, nor did they call for water once. They just looked at each other.
No, could it be that the Emperor is really... unable to do it?
But the next day, the concubine came out with slightly red eyes, a dark area under her eyes, and unsteady steps. She still looked like she was overly loved.
In the next few days, Emperor Xuanming flipped the cards according to his mood as usual.
Concubine Ling got angry again in the bedroom because Emperor Xuanming looked around but didn't come to her.
Moreover, a concubine who had just entered the palace used some unknown tricks to make the emperor stay at her place for several days in a row.
Actually, it was just because I met a book friend.
Hu Yunluo, the daughter of the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Revenue, was also someone who often fooled around with Wen Xiangyi and the others. Thanks to Wen Xiangyi, they knew more about the author and the novel than others.
After all, Wen Xiangyi asked if she didn't understand.
Before serving the emperor in the bedchamber, Hu Yunluo was depressed every day, or rather, she had never smiled since the day she was chosen.
She was not as free in the palace as she was at home. She was unfamiliar with everything around her and did not dare to ask anyone to bring her a book.
She has been alone in the empty room for several days and has not watched any follow-up.
She read through old books and almost knew them by heart.
Hu Yunluo was in despair. When would this end?
Can she buy it by asking someone to climb over the wall? If she is caught, would it be a capital crime?
Why on earth did the damn emperor fall for her!
Hu Yunluo had wanted to enter the palace in the past. Firstly, because his family also had this plan, secondly, to satisfy his vanity, and thirdly, because Emperor Xuanming was handsome.
But after reading the storybook, she no longer thought about it.
At home, I could ask my servants to go out and buy updates, but in the palace, there was no such freedom.
Not to mention reading a new book every day, she might not be able to read one for ten days or half a month, and she can't even contact her sisters.
Hu Yunluo regretted her decision the first night she arrived. She really wanted to pack up and leave that very night.
Instead of coming here to sleep with the emperor, she might as well go back and start a reading club with her sisters.
Oh God, please let her see the sequel. She would be willing to do that even if it means she has to go back to the days where she is stabbed every day.
Besides, she is not very courageous, and I really don’t know if she can survive in the cannibalistic harem until the finale of “The Coroner”!
But it's okay. Before entering the palace, Wen Xiangyi asked the author for several secret books for her.
Harem Survival Guide
Nine Clans Elimination Guide
"The Cold Palace Farming Guide"
From Laundry Maid to Queen Mother, This is How She Did It
……
Hu Yunluo opened the "Harem Survival Guide" and felt that judging from the title, this book seemed more reliable.
Open Chapter 1 - Establish common interests and hobbies.
Hey, does that mean she should drag the emperor into the trap?
Yes, if we drag His Majesty into the trap, won’t we be able to see what happens next?
Hu Yunluo suddenly realized, if the emperor wanted to read a storybook, could anyone stop him?
Maybe the author will be invited to the palace. If she can drag His Majesty into the trap, then the rest will be easy.
It's just a bit difficult.
It requires a little bit of courage, a little bit of intelligence, and a little bit of means to win favor.
Nothing.
Hu Yunluo felt that with the secret book in her hand, she had plenty of strength and means.
Turn to the back - pretend to go to the cold palace and open the "Guide to Farming in the Cold Palace".
?
No, turn back.
——Wake up, it’s dead early in the morning.
?
Hu Yunluo felt that he was a little illiterate.
...
When the emperor turned over her card, Hu Yunluo swallowed her saliva and was extremely nervous.
Although she had been taught by her nanny before the attack, and she had also secretly read some texts, she had a little insignificant experience.
But there is still a difference between watching and actually being on the field, and she came here with a mission today.
She really hadn't seen the follow-up for too long, and she really couldn't stand it anymore.
And then I really met Emperor Xuanming.
Hu Yunluo found that she had overestimated herself. She was not very courageous. When His Majesty glanced at her, she felt she stuttered as soon as she opened her mouth.
Why did you want to enter the palace in the first place? Are you unable to figure it out?
Hu Yunluo's timidity and courage were fighting in her mind. She wanted to say, "Your Majesty, let me tell you a story, or let's read a book together. Do you know that there is a folk storybook that is very interesting..."
Emperor Xuanming coughed lightly, and Hu Yunluo's open mouth closed instantly.
He lowered his eyes slightly and pretended to be dead.
Forget it, this life will pass quickly.
At worst, she could just die early and be reborn sooner so that she can grow up quickly and be able to read and see the ending.
Before Emperor Xuan Ming spoke, Hu Yunluo had already thought about what kind of dignified way to die and what method to use to avoid Meng Po soup, and finally reincarnate with his memories, just like Pei Lingyi's rebirth.
"Well, I heard that you love reading. How about I spoil you today and read with you for a night?"
Hu Yunluo almost lost control of his facial expression.
Love reading?
Who said that? She only loves to read "The Rebirth of the Legitimate Daughter" and "The Coroner". She won't read any other books.
Your Majesty cannot ask her to read sage books with you late at night, what if she falls asleep?