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Chapter 128 Nongguo Kung Fu is Real!

[Broadcast gymnastics has practical effect?Surprised!I thought those moves were just to look cool.Why do you all say that?It feels different than I thought. ]

[I fought with my brother. My brother is a Sanda coach. He can usually hit us with one hand. Just now, I was able to wrestle with him for a while before losing.Now my buddies look at radio gymnastics and their eyes have changed.People are already squatting in front of the computer, watching the instructional video of radio gymnastics carefully and carefully. ]

Netizens became more and more excited as they talked, and there were two crews of costume dramas on the Internet, and they all released promotional tidbits at the same time.

One is to drive wooden stakes in the water. Among the blue lotus leaves and lotus bushes, there are many wooden stakes hidden under the water.For visual effect, the stakes are completely submerged in the water.Wooden stakes soaked in water are extremely slippery, even if the wooden stakes are engraved with anti-slip patterns.

It stands to reason that such wooden posts are difficult for people to stand on, but there is a beautiful woman in ancient costume standing on it barefoot, moving and dancing between the wooden posts.

The long water sleeves are stretched out, the blue waves are rippling under the feet, and the surrounding lotus and lotus leaves are swaying in the wind.The whole person seems to be the reincarnation of Luoshen.

The other is a sideshow of martial arts movies.

The seemingly useless swinger was sitting at a stone table under a tree, holding a wine jug, drinking directly at the spout, drunk and dreaming.

"The killer should have attacked next, but we discovered something when we were cleaning up the scene after filming."

"Look carefully, every leaf is complete." After speaking, the man threw the handful of leaves in his hand towards Brother Young Master.

Brother Gongzi didn't even look back, and picked up the half-open folding fan on the table while drinking.The folding fan was opened, and it was thrown backwards. The fan spun around, and while he was firmly catching it, the staff who threw the leaves walked over and picked up the leaves that had just fallen to the ground.

"It's in half!" Although it didn't cut all the leaves in half, it only split a small part.

[But it's already awesome!Is the domestic drama going to rise again? I am so amazing!Although it is a fan that flies, the fan is also handsome! ]

[The Luoshen dance is also excellent, although it only danced for a short period, it successfully aroused my interest in watching the drama.Want to see the whole dance.Although there is support underneath, it is not really stepping on the water to jump.But the visual effect is perfect.Looking at the picture behind the piles at the bottom of the water, the piles are very thin for the convenience of hiding.But the actor just didn't fall into the water, and he didn't tremble when dancing, his eyes were natural, and he didn't keep looking down at the position of the stake.Absolutely! ]

[Split the leaves with a fan!For the safety of the actors, the fan is an ordinary fan.The skeleton is made of bamboo, not iron or other alloy metals.There is no mechanism on it, no sharp blade.This can be split.I now believe that in ancient my country there were martial arts rivers and lakes, and martial arts must be true, but they have been lost! ]

[My man also thinks it's a bit handsome.Although pretentious, but handsome! ]

This is all real power.The actors in both videos are well-known.Although they were not vases before, the actress has a little dance skills, and the actor was a martial artist before he became famous, so he has a little bit of martial arts foundation.But that's about it.It is simply impossible to do this.

Their previous performance has never been so amazing.Let alone a fan chopping a leaf, an actor may not be able to chop accurately with a sword without a sharp edge, let alone chop in half.

When an actress dances, let alone jumping on wooden stakes in the water, she may not be able to dance normally even if she has so many such thin wooden stakes on land. It is good to be able to stand firmly.

Celebrities live under the spotlight, and sometimes fans and sunspots know better than themselves how powerful they are.During this period of time, I haven't seen them ask teachers to teach, but there are people in the crew to teach. To be able to achieve this level, you don't have to study hard.

What's more, this is not the first time they have filmed a dance and beat scene.The two of them didn't show this talent before, so it doesn't make sense to suddenly have it now.What is different from the past is that when the country promoted radio gymnastics, both of them actively responded to the call.Immediately followed and learned, and also called on fans to learn together.

Thinking of this, coupled with the time when these two behind-the-scenes videos were released, everyone realized.

[I don't care, radio gymnastics is the secret book of martial arts, it's a real hammer! ]

[Does this mean that we can actually achieve this level.Especially those who already have some foundation in dance and martial arts. ]

[Leaving aside life, I think future TV dramas will look better.Especially martial arts dramas, as well as martial arts movies, give me a real hit!Just think about it! ]

The heat is getting higher and higher, and finally exploded directly.

Originally, there were many foreign netizens stationed on the Nongguo network all year round. While they were shocked, they did not forget to forward the video back to China.Especially Du Zhu Piao and the two promotional tidbits that appeared later.

[The secrets that Nongguo people have concealed for many years will be exposed! 】

[Nongguo Kung Fu is real! 】

[Flying flowers to pick leaves, crossing the river with a reed, dancing on wooden stakes, the miraculous Nongguo people, the miraculous Nongguo Kung Fu! 】

[How can there be any martial arts in this world? !Those who say so are lying to you! 】

[Can't believe my eyes, amazing skills!When God created them, he must have been biased! ]

[is this real?Haven't edited it?How can a person be on such a thin bamboo, a wooden stake, oh, this is not a wooden stake, such a thin wooden stake, we usually call it a branch.Can people really dance on it?I'm afraid I'll break it if I step on it! ]

[And that fan, I also bought the Nongguo fan, I have one that is exactly the same.But the fan was in my hand, and it was extremely fragile. It didn't last long, and it fell from the balcony on the second floor one day, and it broke.And the fan is very blunt, there is no sharp point.The handsome guy in the video can chop leaves with such a fan, he must have martial arts! ]

[I know that Nongguo people are modest, but I didn't know they were so humble. ]

[Guys, to be honest, I want to go to Nongguo to learn art from a teacher!Although they said they learned broadcast gymnastics.But radio gymnastics. I also learned, not to mention flying flowers and picking leaves, I can't even climb over high walls directly.People in the Nong country have a saying that the law should not be passed on lightly.What people in the Nong country learn is definitely different from what we learn. The real martial arts can only be learned by apprenticeship! ]

Great, not only netizens from various countries think so, but also officials from various countries think so.

There must be a set of radio gymnastics in Nongguo, which everyone in Nongguo learns.That set of gymnastics is the real martial arts secret book!

For this reason, various countries have launched many spies. In addition to inquiring about the real situation of radio gymnastics in schools, they also tried to hire people to teach radio gymnastics at high prices through various means.Even if someone casts a strange eye, like looking at a psychopath, I will not give up.

"Broadcast gymnastics is very effective, but there are free online ones. As for spending money to learn?"

If you don't want this one, go find the next one.Money touches people's hearts, and there is always someone willing to teach it.Thinking this way, the spy was about to find the next target, and then he was caught by the police.

"Is it exposed?" When receiving the news, the leader of Bigenguo asked with a sullen face, frowning: "Didn't he be asked to carefully screen the target, this can also be exposed?!"

"How did he get caught?"

Could it be that he was stupid enough to stop people on the street, and was caught by Nongguo's new fishing system, so he was caught?

It shouldn't be so stupid, right?The leader of Bigenguo thought for a while, and felt that he still had to have confidence in the people who trained the agents.Such a stupid agent must not be able to graduate from their hands, let alone propose to perform missions.

Hearing the leader's question, the person who came to report the news was trembling, and the expression on his face was indescribable: "The farmer did not realize that he was a spy, but it is said that the more he thought about it after he left, the more he thought about it, so he went to the nearest I went to the police station and reported that I suspected that some foreigners were using the excuse of asking for high-priced radio gymnastics to take advantage of people's desire for cheap, and engaged in fraud and extortion."

The method of deception is: first give the other party a sum of money, and then threaten the other party that if he does not return double the money, he will sue him for robbery or something.

In this way, even if the victim explained that it was not robbery, but the tuition fees given by the foreigner, the police would not believe it.After all, foreigners are not fools, how can they give tens of thousands of dollars just to learn radio gymnastics that can be learned online for free!

"After being invited to the police station to cooperate with the investigation," ordinary spies can't resist the investigation!The man glanced at the leader carefully, and said in a low voice, "That's how it was exposed!"

And there is more than one spy exposed in this way.

There is another thing that he didn't dare to say, but he didn't say it. After the leader found out from the Internet, the anger he had to face would be even stronger.

Just when he was hesitating, the leader of Bigenguo obviously knew his subordinates very well. He suppressed his anger and asked, "What else?"

"What's more, the Nongguo police haven't finished arresting people. They are still reporting on the Internet, saying that recently, foreigners are engaging in fraud and extortion on the grounds of asking for advice and broadcasting gymnastics at high prices, so that the public should be more vigilant and say No! Netizens in Nongguo are discussing this now.” That is to say, if you think about it this way, it won’t work at all.

[It's true that you can see everything if you live a long time.Fraud can still play like this.However, foreign liars think we are fools.How could there be a pie in the sky! ]

[I thought that with the fishing system, there would be less crimes. I didn’t expect the Chinese people to stop, and the foreigners started to do it again. ]

[To be reasonable, if broadcasting gymnastics is really priced clearly, you want me to teach it if you give it tens of thousands of yuan.Even our own people don't have this price, let alone foreigners.But since the country has released it on the Internet for free, there is no restriction on foreigners learning.They also paid tens of thousands for me to teach.What is this not a liar? !Everyone has the mentality of being greedy for petty gains. Who would spend money on things that can be obtained for free? !Willing to spend money is definitely a scam.Eight out of ten are liars! ]

The leader of Bigenguo turned over the wall and read a few articles, and then fell backward in anger.These Nongguo people, who are still learning the same thing in private, pretend to be nothing, and are still acting weird on the Internet!

"Use more advanced spies!" If you don't believe it, you can't find out.

This is the order of the leaders of Bigen country, and the same is true for other countries.

What they never expected was that Nongguo really didn't have a second set of radio gymnastics.As for the secrets of martial arts, except for those who are absolutely trustworthy who have passed through multiple assessments, no one else knows.

The spies were also puzzled when they received the news.They were sure that their identities had not been exposed, and that they had only learned a set of radio gymnastics.

Is there really a second set?

There is no reason why others can learn from them but they cannot!

Just when the spy was full of doubts, but still carried out the task and carefully inquired about the news of the second radio gymnastics.It's good that they didn't move, but when they moved, they were caught by the Nongguo intelligence department who had already made preparations.Arrested directly.

In fact, it would be fine if they inquired about martial arts cheats, but out of caution, these people only inquired about radio gymnastics.This is no different from self-disclosure.

Nongguo took the opportunity to clean up a wave of spies.

As time goes by, the leaders of various countries also feel that something is wrong.

Especially after paying special attention to this kind of information on the Internet, I saw the videos recorded by people from all over the world in order to fight against the Nongguo Kung Fu and show their bravery.

[Nongguo light work?No, it's parkour! 】As the young man talked, he called his friends, and together they quickly climbed over walls, jumped buildings, and jumped over various obstacles.

[Only Nongguo has kung fu?Let you see the legendary copper skin and iron bones! 】A middle-aged man, after showing off his impressive muscles, slammed into the rows of glass erected in front of him, all the glass was broken by him, but he was not injured at all.

[Learning Sanda for 30 years, I can do what Nongguo Kung Fu can do!Stop being superstitious about Nongguo Kung Fu! 】A female action subdues two males neatly.You can't get up when you throw people on the ground, and you can successfully crush the opponent with one hit and two.

[Nongguo Kungfu should step down from the altar!Bone shrinkage?No, it's jujitsu! 】A Goldilocks slipped into a tiny, seemingly impossibly narrow jar.

... There are many similar things.

All the leaders of the countries reacted and felt that they had been cheated.What is Nongguo Kung Fu, Nongguo probably just took advantage of their longing for Nongguo Kungfu and deliberately set up this situation.

Those videos circulated in Nongguo, and those who did in the videos, looked unbelievable, like martial arts.In fact, calm down and think about it, Sanda masters, Jiu-Jitsu masters and the like can also do it.

Even go to the acrobat troupe, find acrobats, and acrobats can give them a more amazing performance.

In particular, among other things, the so-called crossing the river with one reed and floating alone with a bamboo has been around for a long time, and it is still a sport.Even participated in the sports meeting held in the agricultural country.

When they saw this news before, they only thought that Nong Guo had always had martial arts.But now think about it in reverse, how long has radio gymnastics been around, and how long has Duzhu Piao been around.

What's more, if you really have martial arts, it's too late to hide it. At most, a small number of people will be left to learn it. How could it be announced like this.

The second set of radio gymnastics was deliberately misunderstood by Nong Guo.There is no martial arts at all, and there is only a set of radio gymnastics from beginning to end.Nongguo Kungfu is a scam!Those so-called Nongguo netizens, who knows who is behind them.

So many spies were lost, so many were lost, and this is the result!Think back to what they did.OMG what did they do, they were like a joke!

Why didn't you realize it before?

"Nongguo people are really too cunning, damn Nongguo people!"

The offices of the leaders of various countries have changed a lot of decorations.The Secretariat also reprinted many documents.Someone else called a doctor.

Anyway, when the leader of Bigenguo attended a certain news event the next day, sharp-eyed people noticed that he had wrapped a piece of gauze on his hand.