newbobooks Chapter 9 Teacher Xiao is so flexible
Chapter 9 Teacher Xiao is so flexible
Li Le saw Er Gouzi molesting Xiao Yiyun, he was so upset, and his mind was full of words——
I haven't dared to plant strawberries on Xiao Yiyun's neck yet!
He grabbed the husky by the back of the neck, separated Mr. Xiao and Er Gouzi, and shouted at his assistant Xiao Wang: "Where are the wet tissues?"
Xiao Wang saw Xiao Bawang run away violently, and disappeared without a trace after sending the wet wipes: "I, I, I, I will go first!"
Li Le wiped Xiao Yiyun's neck with a wet towel: "It's all saliva."
More and more eyes gathered, Xiao Yiyun hurriedly stopped Li Le: "I'll do it myself, you go record the show."
Li Le was full of concern: "Your hand is injured, what should you do if you get rabies when you encounter saliva?"
"I wrapped it in gauze." Xiao Yiyun spread his palms towards him, "You wrapped it yourself."
Li Le still refused to listen, and wiped his neck vigorously: "Gauze can't stop bacteria."
Li Le wiped very hard, and he didn't stop until his fair neck turned red.
Don't wipe it, don't worry, rub it red and feel distressed.Li Le felt that he was about to lose his mind: "My hands are heavy, I'm sorry."
Xiao Yiyun didn't pay attention to his neck, and always paid attention to the crowd: "Hurry up and record the show, otherwise the people in front will be photographed."
"You are so good-looking, why are you afraid of being on camera?" Li Le finally asked the most incomprehensible question.
Xiao Yiyun's smile froze instantly, and he didn't answer his question, but repeated: "Don't be self-willed, the variety show is invested by your family."
There were so many people at the scene that it was not appropriate to talk about things, so Li Le chose to back down and trot all the way back to the plane.
Xiao Yiyun looked around, but fortunately, the tourists were all concentrated around the starting point, and no one noticed this corner.He breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly joined Xiao Wang and Brother Tong.
Brother Tong watched the whole process just now, and there was only one sentence in his mind: a erha and a wolfhound, originally born from the same root, why are you so anxious to fight each other!
The result of the competition was unexpected, because the Huskies made trouble halfway, Li Le broke out for Xiao Yiyun and directly crushed Yu Yamon to win the first place.
Among the rest of the staff, Yu Yamon was second, Tao Sisi was third, and Zhang Qing was fourth.
As No.1, Li Le can choose any favorite staple food ingredients.
Li Le is a painstaking cook, and opened his mouth since he was a child.He's lucky he didn't burn the kitchen down, let alone cook.
Therefore, he chose a relatively easy-to-cook ingredient-corn.
Immediately afterwards, Yu Yameng chose potatoes, Tao Sisi chose sweet potatoes, Zhang Qing had no choice but rice.
Next is the second round of competition, World War II for vegetables.
There are four types of vegetables prepared by the program group: celery, lettuce, coriander, and green vegetables.
The content of the second round of the competition was even more grueling: training the dogs selected by each to perform designated performances, including standing, turning in circles, and crossing a single-plank bridge.
Fortunately for others, Li Le began to fall into autism when he looked at the silly-looking husky beside him.
Was it a brain twitch just now, to choose Husky?But no one said that Gouzi can be used in the second level!
So, when Corgi Teddy and Su Mu started circling in circles, Li Le was still training the huskies to stand up.
When someone else's dog crossed the single-plank bridge, his husky was biting its own tail and turning into a hot wheel.In the end, Gouzi rolled his eyes and lay down on his tired body.
Li Le squatted on the ground and shook its dog's head: "Cheer up, Second Master!"
The husky tilted his head, pretending to be dead intelligently: "Aw~wow~"
Li Le got up and shouted to the camera: "Where is my knife? Where is my dragon-slaying sword?"
Then, he took out his mobile phone and played a soul-deep recording to Huskies——
"The so-called dog meat soup is a soup made from fresh dog meat..."
The husky suddenly got up with a grunt, spread his legs and ran towards the single-plank bridge, which was like an arrow from the string.
This is the moment to witness the miracle, and the surrounding staff laughed like barbells.
Li Le chased and shouted: "If you don't give me some flair, you really think I'm easy to bully?"
All the problems appeared when crossing the single-plank bridge.
Ke Ji's chassis is low, and climbing stairs is a problem; Teddy is timid and stops and walks on it; Su Mu is mighty, but his foot slipped and he fell off the horse.
No one expected that Li Le successfully counterattacked with a recording of dog meat soup.During the official game, the Huskies cooperated as if they lost their souls.
Let it sit and never stand, let it circle and never stop, and turn into an arrow that leaves the string when crossing the single-plank bridge.
Li Le won the competition and generously rewarded him with a whole can of meat sauce, hugged him and kissed the dog's head.Husky looked contemptuous, twisted his neck, and grinned at Xiao Yiyun.
"You pervert, don't look at him!"
Li Le broke Gouzi's face and shook desperately: "Did you hear that?"
What I got was that Erha looked at the mentally handicapped humans with "wisdom" eyes.
Li Le, who won the first place again, happily took the lettuce away.
Everyone knows that lettuce is a good dish, and it can be eaten raw.
Yu Yameng couldn't stand coriander and celery, so he chose green vegetables decisively.
Zhang Qing wandered back and forth between celery and coriander. Considering that coriander can also be served in sweet and sour salad, she decisively took away the coriander.
Tao Sisi had no choice but to hold the celery with a bitter face, but she didn't know how to cook it.
The program thoughtfully considered that these celebrities are basically hard-working cooks. In the third round of meat configuration, they bought all the ingredients that are easy to make-marinated spicy pork belly, clean oysters and pipi shrimp, and deli chicken breast
The oysters were slaughtered just after opening their shells this morning, and the Pipi shrimp were also headed and inserted in the morning.Everyone saw that something was so fresh, and they all said that the program team was generous.
Li Le said calmly that there is sponsorship from the brand.According to the script, at this time they are going to start soft broadcasting.
Yu Yameng deliberately picked up a bunch of Pipi shrimp, and said to the camera: "Wow, this is so fresh."
Li Le immediately showed the self-cultivation of an actor, and said without any trace of acting: "Thanks to Yunda Fresh's door-to-door delivery, the speed is first-class, of course it is fresh."
Ruanguang was completed under their singing and harmony, which was called a natural harmony, and the photographer couldn't help but raise his hand and give a thumbs up.
For meat and ingredients, everyone struggled to win the third round.
The third round finally has nothing to do with the dog, but to use the body to pose in various poses, and to do it in turn according to the capital letters ABCDE.
4 guests, 26 letters, that is to say, it is impossible to tie, whoever grabs more and does the standard, wins.
The concave shape of the four letters ABCD is quite easy. The four individuals didn't want to overturn the boat of friendship at first, so they made one each as a warm-up.
When it came to E, everyone was stunned—how can this be done?
Li Le scratched his hair in distress, and when he was about to break his head, Zhang Qing rushed to answer.
Zhang Qing sat down on the ground, straightened her legs, she didn't want any idol baggage, left hand across her head, right hand tucked in front of her chest, and finally made an ugly E.
Zhang Qing has always been shy and artistic, suddenly broke all the filters and made everyone laugh.
Li Le asked him: "You don't want to be an idol, do your fans know?"
Zhang Qing replied: "This is another price."
Now that E is done, F is even easier.
Li Le quickly answered, standing imitating the posture of Zhang Qing's upper body, and successfully posing the letters.
Then there was G, Tao Sisi completed the difficult movement with the flexibility of her body, which attracted a burst of applause and exclamation.
But Li Le, who had watched Xiao Yiyun dance, thought it was nothing more than that.In terms of flexibility, who can compare to Mr. Xiao?
The following letters HIJKL are very simple. Li Le relied on his single hand speed for many years to grab two in a row and made them all.
Then, there was the difficult M. Yu Yamon almost broke himself, but he didn't make it.
Everyone sat on the ground with their knees hugged and looked at each other. No matter how they discussed, they felt that it had to be done by two people.However, if you form a team, how do you count the points?
So, Tao Sisi asked the referee: "Can I call my assistant to come along?"
Seeing that the game could not continue, the referee could only reduce the difficulty: "Every player has a chance to ask for help off the court."
Li Le was waiting for this sentence, ran over and pulled Xiao Yiyun: "Teacher, let's go!"
Xiao Yiyun stood still, his whole body showing signs of resistance: "Didn't you agree not to take pictures?"
Li Le was extremely confused: "Others want to be famous without talent or appearance, but you have talent and appearance but hide from the camera?"
But Xiao Yiyun's determination not to appear in the camera could not be shaken: "The contract didn't say that I would appear in the camera."
Li Le said, "There is another clause in the contract: if necessary, we must cooperate with the performance."
Xiao Yiyun regretted signing the damn contract: "I really can't—"
Li Le thought of a compromise and took out the mask directly: "I've used it before, just don't dislike it."
In the spirit of the contract, Xiao Yiyun put on a mask and prepared to play: "Thank you."
Li Le borrowed Brother Tong's fisherman's hat to help Xiao Yiyun put it on.Xiao Yiyun dodged for a while, and successfully dodged: "I will do it myself."
This time, Li Le stopped messing around, and asked softly, "Do you have any unavoidable difficulties?"
Xiao Yiyun was startled, the answer was obviously yes, but he refused to say: "No, I just get nervous when I'm on camera, for fear of embarrassment."
Li Le finally really felt that he really didn't understand Xiao Yiyun, nor did he know Xiao Yiyun's past.
But now is not the time to get to the bottom of it. As long as you want to understand, there will be plenty of time in the future.
The other three guests are all assistants, their bodies are at most up to the passing line, and their faces are even more outstanding.It's nothing, it's an unwritten habit in the industry - the selection of an assistant must never steal the spotlight from the main character, to set off the star and at the same time reassure the fans.
But Li Le was in awe, and brought a tall man. Although he couldn't see his face clearly, his demeanor was stretched and straight.Standing among a group of stars, he was not overshadowed.
The staff all know that this is Li Le's instructor and has an inexplicable relationship with Li Le.
But the onlookers outside the venue didn't know. Everyone whispered and guessed which 18th line was looking for a relationship to join the group to play soy sauce.
"This person must want to take advantage of Lele's popularity!"
"I still covered my face in the last show, so I'm going to take off my mask soon to surprise the audience?"
"Don't talk nonsense, what if it's really an assistant?"
"An assistant with this appearance must want to rely on Li Le to make his debut."
"Maybe it's a small internet celebrity, dressed up like this, and when I go back, I'm going to buy a hot search that won't show my face!"
Among the fans watching from the sidelines, the more they said it, the worse it sounded, and they inexplicably regarded Xiao Yiyun as an imaginary enemy.
These words are really ugly, but they didn't reach the Lord's ears.
Tao Sisi's combination successfully completed M, and Yu Yamon and his assistant completed N.The atmosphere on the scene suddenly became active. Zhang Qing completed O alone, and completed P with his assistant.
Then, there is Q, which can't be wrung out even if an ordinary person breaks his waist.
With Xiao Yiyun by his side, Li Le instantly became courageous and dared to answer anything.
Everyone looked like they were eating melons and watching the show, waiting for the warriors to go into battle.
Xiao Yiyun lived up to expectations, and acted bravely on the spot. He knelt down and grabbed his ankle with his backhand, twisting himself into a horizontal Q.
The most frightening thing is that he doesn't change his expression and his heartbeat, and the method of lowering his waist is as easy as eating and drinking.
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa—"
The scene was full of exclamations, not only the staff, but even Li Le fans who dissed Xiao Yiyun outside the venue couldn't help applauding,
When Xiao Yiyun lowered his back, the hat on top of his head slipped off, Li Le picked it up and quickly helped him up.
Flexible is flexible, there is no protective measure on the lawn, what if it is twisted?Everyone praised Xiao Yiyun's basic skills, only Li Le cared about his safety.
When helping people, he put his arms around Xiao Yiyun's slender waist, and quietly checked with his own eyes - it's only one foot eight, right?
Xiao Yiyun knew what he was thinking, so he avoided it calmly.Li Le refused to give in, leaned over and hugged his waist again: "You are too honest, your hand is still hurt."
Li Le grabbed his hand in front of the camera, Xiao Yiyun panicked, and immediately withdrew his hand: "The camera is filming."
Li Le didn't care at all: "Shoot as soon as you shoot, what are you afraid of?"
Xiao Yiyun warned him in a low voice: "I don't want to be fleshed out by your fans."
"Okay." After Li Le finished speaking, he dragged Xiao Yiyun out of the plane.
The shooting scene was stunned, and the manager's head was about to burst: "What does the little ancestor want?"
Xiao Yiyun's face was not very good, and he was obviously angry with the little bully again: "What do you want to do again?"
Li Le arranged for him clearly, and dragged him directly into the nanny's car.
Xiao Yiyun still wanted to struggle, but he heard Li Le say: "You know my temper."
Of course I know, the more you compete, the more vigorous you are, and you can't eat hard.