Chapter 231 Crazy
Chapter 231 Crazy
Plans cannot keep up with changes, but if you have tried your best, you have tried your best. Not all efforts will be rewarded.
Wu Yi, who was sitting with his legs crossed and playing with his phone, said, "Uncle San, why are you so gloomy?"
The other Wu Yi pinched the bridge of his nose, "Hei Ye said that a regular customer hired him, so Hei Ye said he is very popular."
"Hmm? What's going on? Could it be that Hei Ye wants to raise the price? That's perfectly normal! But you have to think carefully. Hiring him could be life-threatening. Haha, I heard he's unlucky for his employer!"
"Where did you hear this? Haha~ It sounds more like the truth." Wu Yu no longer bothered about the details. He had tried his best anyway. Some people just wouldn't listen!
Master Li Qi guessed what happened, "So Master San, who had low blood sugar, ran away."
"The Third Master insisted on getting involved in this mess. "It's hard to persuade a ghost who wants to die, what can you do?" Wu Yu tapped the table with his index finger, thinking that the magical cat was more capable. "But there's still a chance. I'll try again later. Hmm, contact someone who can help, or a cat."
"What? You actually still have a chance to make amends. You're lucky enough." Master Li Qi shook his head. "As expected, the protagonist is different. The treatment is quite high-level."
Wu Yi dug out a small bottle from a hidden corner and said, "Great, let's remove the makeup!"
"No, I still like this face." Mr. Li Qi, who had Wu Yu's face, was looking forward to embarrassing himself with this face.
"But……"
"I just want to use this face. You, change your face." Mr. Li Qi arrogantly ordered the original body, asking him to give up the ownership of this face.
Wu Yu thought about it carefully and said, "Alright, then I'll be the bodyguard for the Third Master."
Wu Yu began to create other identities for himself, and he gave himself the identities when he went out.
"Oh, then what's your name? Brother Xiaoman?" Master Li Qi stared at Wu Yu up and down, "How about I stick a tail on you? With a tail, you'll have a big tail."
"Oh, so you like this?" Wu Yu suddenly leaned over.
"Master San, I will be your bodyguard. I wonder if you are satisfied."
"Wu Yu, you're sick!" Mr. Li Qi looked at the youthful face. "Are you a pervert? Don't you find it strange to look at your own face?"
"No, no, no, we should see the essence of the phenomenon. The appearance is all the same, but the interesting soul is one in a million. Little Pear, I am looking through the appearance to see the soul!" Wu Yu tapped Li Qiye's forehead. No matter what Little Pear evolves into, he is still that young man who values friendship and loyalty.
"Little Pear, I'll teach you one more thing. You should enjoy life while you can and not overthink."
"Oh, I don't like you teaching me, I like to give you back what you taught me."
Two identical faces started a life-and-death duel, on a rocking chair, a soft and comfortable lazy sofa, and even on a stone table under a grape vine.
Victory and defeat are indescribable. In this absurd and reckless world, there are always people who become perverted as they live.
The man holding his waist started to reverse again. The mountains were high and the roads were long. People without money were tossing and turning to death. But after receiving it, there was no regret or anything like that. It was great! There is always a price to pay. This is not a big deal.
"Tu Tu Tu!"
The simple three-wheeled vehicle was pulling people towards the deserted suburbs. Perhaps because of the rich nightlife and the busy schedule, the people on the vehicle were sleeping so soundly that they wouldn't wake up even if their clothes were sold.
A sudden brake echoed in the night.
The person who was taken to the wilderness got off the car, but before he could sigh, the driver had already driven a long way away.
"Tsk, revisiting the old place." Wu Yu touched his waist silently and made a simple confession. It seemed that it was indeed a bit ridiculous.
"Youth has no price tag. If you don't go crazy, you're not really young!" Wu Yu skillfully kicked the fence open. "Oh, this shabby world! Hey!"
Wu Yu struggled to pull his legs back, "It doesn't matter, there are always people worse off than me."
Wu Yu thought of the subtly changing videotape. That silent yet reliable god was actually bled repeatedly, tied to the bed and subjected to inhuman treatment, yet his emotions remained stable.
In the videotape with very poor pixels, the man's dark eyes showed no sadness or joy, no resentment or hatred, and almost no resentment that a human should have.
"Sure enough, my realm is still not up to par!" Wu Yu stepped on the weeds and walked to the door. "No, he is too generous."
Wu Yu narrowed his eyes. Zhang Jiaqi Ling seemed like a god, but he was just a flesh and blood body. It shouldn't be like this!
The rage surged out uncontrollably.
"Bang!" Wu Yu violently smashed the door lock down. "Life is a journey! It still requires some violent force. If gods stand in my way, I will kill them. If Buddhas stand in my way, I will kill them!
The Wu family's Little Buddha seems to have turned even darker. He has experienced so much misery that he has become abnormal. This can also be considered as a kind of motivation driven by pressure.
"Old friend, here I come!" Wu Yu strolled leisurely, as if he was back in the back garden of his home. No one knew what he was thinking, but he actually took out the camera again.
"Hello everyone, I'm Wu Yu from Wushanju. You can call me Boss Wu. I'm just an ordinary little boss who can't afford to pay salaries. As the saying goes, a man can't get rich without unexpected wealth, and a horse can't get fat without overnight grass."
Wu Yu smiled at the video with an innocent and sincere expression, "So let's see what kind of treasures are here that are worth exploring! The brave will die of overeating, while the timid will die of starvation! Fortune and wealth are sought in danger!"
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