newbobooks Chapter 85 Isn't this an official announcement?
Chapter 85 Isn't this an official announcement?
Although Fu Lin said that he didn't need to buy medicine, Tong Cong'an still went to the pharmacy. After all, Brother Lin only said that it wasn't Niannian who got knocked in the mouth, and didn't say that no one got knocked.
The pharmacist took out the oral ointment and put it on the glass counter. Tong Cong'an was wearing headphones and listening to the live broadcast in the background.
His thoughts were still stuck in Yuhang's team name of "Hairline and Director Wu as a team", and he was about to pay when he suddenly heard Shen Huaijing's voice.
Tong Cong'an didn't pay much attention to it. He picked up the ointment and was about to check the function and indications. Then, the words "more than enough in the coming year, and blessed every year" came into his ears.
Tong Cong'an: "???"
The ointment in his hand fell to the counter, causing the pharmacist to look up at him.
Tong Cong'an shook his hands and took out his mobile phone from the pocket of his down jacket.
What did he just hear?
The live broadcast room has been swamped with the words "a good year", and the event is unprecedented.
It must have been hallucinations.
Tong Cong'an tapped on the position of the progress bar, and pulled it back suddenly, but the progress bar didn't move at all. Then he remembered as if waking up from a dream, ah, this is a live broadcast.
He quit, clicked on Brother Lin's WeChat, fell silent, and quit again.
The cold wind was blowing, Tong Cong'an wiped his face soullessly, and asked the pharmacist in front of him soullessly.
"Doctor, hello, is there any medicine that can cure arrhythmia, preferably extremely effective."
The pharmacist probably saw that the young man in front of him didn't look like he needed to take medicine, and asked, "Who is it for? The elders in the family?"
Tong Cong'an lowered his head, looked at the word "Lin Ge" on WeChat, and felt calm: "It's still in the prime of life."
Pharmacist: "..."
"Have you ever had any cardiovascular disease?"
"It wasn't there before, but in the future...maybe there will be today."
"???"
Tong Cong'an said with a dull face, "Is there any Jiuxin Pill?"
"..."
"Don't eat indiscriminately."
"Really... if it doesn't work, just eat two pieces of Shenqi Yangqi Tablets."
"Okay, whatever, just this."
"One box, no, two boxes."
"..."
·
The live broadcast room exploded, and the entry "a good year" rushed to the hot search at light speed.
In the lounge, Fu Lin lowered his blood pressure while lowering the trending searches.
At the scene, a group of well-informed mistresses expressed their politeness and politeness, and they struggled to maintain a smile.
The only "calm" is one and only one warm year.
Until Shen Huaijing handed him the word "Fu" in his hand, Wen Nian still didn't recover.
After Shen Huaijing finished saying "Blessed every year", Director Wu was the first to applaud.
As if woken up by the sound of "blessing every year", he picked up the speaker, turned up the volume and began to speak: "Fortunately, Teacher Shen mentioned that I almost forgot that the next recording time is after New Year's Day. "
"Teacher Feng and Teacher Shen have made a good start, and the venue is just right, why not record a New Year's greeting in advance, come here, there are many small things on the table, each take one."
As a result, Wen Nian had the word "Fu" in his hand -- it was given by Shen Huaijing.
The two didn't interact much, didn't talk much, and weren't even close.
It's just that when he put the word "Fu" in Wen Nian's arms, Shen Huaijing smiled and vaguely said two words, "Hold it well."
Wen Nian just took it as Shen Huaijing said, and took it.
Perhaps for the sake of conspicuousness, Paradise bought a large number of "Fu" characters, like a half-sized doll, even if it is held, it seems to be half-embraced in its arms.
Wen Nian didn't speak, just looked down quietly, and tightened the word "Fu".
If the live broadcast room could transmit sound in real time, the roof of the tourist service center might be knocked off at this time.
Even the audience can't tell why.
Obviously, the two of them didn't hug, hold hands, and didn't even talk much. They really wanted to "prosecute". The interaction when Wen Nian stuffed Shen Han just now was even more intimate, but it was just... control, control, no, hold! ! !
[Is there something wrong with this live broadcast room?Why do I get red-faced and scratch my ears and cheeks when I hand over the word "Fu"? ? ? 】
[Let me just give a □□reminder: Children under 18 years old and single dogs over 18 years old should watch it accompanied by their parents! ! 】
[Are these two people really not talking? ? ?I didn't know much about it before, and I just wanted to have a little fun, but now... can this kind of atmosphere of a young couple really be faked?I couldn't read it, but I was shocked. 】
[Thank you for the invitation, we are talking]
【Blessed every year, now is really blessed】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! 】
[The one in front, whose year are you talking about? ? 】
[Obviously you can give Niannian something new from the table, but Mr. Shen wants to give him the "blessing" in your hand, Shen Huaijing, you are really scary! ! 】
Wu Guang recorded a short congratulatory video on a whim, and the live broadcast director cooperated with Director Wu to temporarily cut off the live broadcast channel.
After Wen Nian finished recording, the moment he put down the props, his hands stopped again. He raised his head and looked at the director opposite.
"Director Wu, can you give me the word 'Fu'?"
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Rao Wu Guang didn't even think about it, just divide into teams, change clothes and name the team, this group of people can toss about for almost two hours.
In order to prevent recording until midnight, the first task was immediately given.
"Now, the first task card has been distributed to each group of team members. Each task site will have a corresponding administrator. After completing the task, the administrator will leave a clearance stamp on the task card. The task card must be returned to the base camp, which is where we are now, in order to receive the next stage of the task.”
"Can you understand me?"
"Understood," Xu Yixin said, "just collect cards."
Wu Guang nodded, took out a head-sized prototype timer from his feet, and stood it on the table.
"Since it is a competition, although there may not be rewards for winning, punishment for losing must be indispensable."
Everyone: "???"
Does this speak human words?
Although it is not human, it successfully aroused the tension of the scene.
Especially Shen Han, if Director Wu hadn't said that the envelope could only be opened by pressing the timer, he would have tore it up immediately.
As a result, he turned his head and heard his brother and his sister-in-law discussing the color matching of the mascot of the park.
Shen Han: "?"
Is this the time to discuss that fat panda's little vest is cloisonne and Berlin blue? ? ?
"Niannian," Shen Han couldn't hold back, and tugged Wennian's sleeve, "Aren't you nervous?"
"What are you nervous about?"
"Don't you know about the punishment? Didn't you read the news that Lao Xu said in the group yesterday?"
"You mean bungee jumping?"
Shen Han: "..."
OK, he knows.
Shen Han was even worse.
"Listen up, it's bungee jumping, not disco."
"Don't answer so casually, don't make me think I can do it too."
Wen Nian smiled: "Don't you have to be punished only if you lose? As long as you don't take the last place, there is a five-sixth probability that you won't be punished."
"Then what if it's the last sixth."
"Then bungee jumping."
"..."
Shen Han finally confirmed one thing, that is, his brother's partner seemed to be as inhuman as his brother, with a flat expression, as if even if he was sent to a jumping jump now, he could jump off in one go.
Wu Guang seemed to know what they were thinking, and said: "The first task is just a 'small test'. Don't be nervous, and the punishment is very simple."
As he spoke, he waved his hand to the back, and a young man in a sports suit came over with four glasses of drinks.
"From the time I pressed the timer, the two teams that finally returned to the base camp had to drink special drinks."
Lin Cong: "So simple?"
Chu Xiangyang: "We can't let us bungee jump as soon as we come up."
"It's not easy to say that it's specially made." Feng Sheng guessed.
"Isn't there a professional here?" Li Siyuan said, and patted Xia Nan on the shoulder, "Little Street King, go and see what's inside."
Wang Xianan, the small street in the bar street, was also quite curious. When he walked over, he just leaned over, and his eyes were smothered by a rush of hotness.
He sniffed subconsciously: "Ouch."
Everyone: "..."
Xu Yixin didn't believe it: "Is it that exaggerated? This color is also... vomit."
Everyone: "..."
"Director Wu, what did you add?" Xu Yixin breathed in fresh air desperately.
Xia Nan: "Are any of our sponsors selling vinegar and chili?"
Shen Han: "It smells so bad?"
Xia Nan's eyes were still red: "It belongs to the level where my pigs have to cook for me on the spot to make me a bowl of soup after drinking it."
Shen Han: "..."
"It's no longer a question of whether it's difficult to drink. I suspect that if you drink this, you will have to go to the hospital."
"How does that compare to bungee jumping?"
Xia Nan didn't even think about it: "I'll drink four cups."
Shen Han: "..."
Sure enough, there is no one but Niannian who can not change his face when he mentions bungee jumping.
I'm not afraid of bungee jumping, so this one is even more...
When Shen Han turned his head, Wen Nian was frowning, looking at the four glasses of drinks on the table.
Shen Han: "...?"
Careless.
Something that frightened him seemed to appear.
Shen Huaijing also noticed Wen Nian's gaze, and smiled: "You don't want to drink?"
Wen Nian: "Yes."
Wen Nian said something softly again, and Director Wu's horn suddenly sounded, but Shen Huaijing couldn't hear it.
"Now start the timer, well, the team members can also check their respective tasks."
Shen Han couldn't hold back for a long time, Director Wu just said "start the timer" and immediately opened the envelope.
After a few seconds.
Shen Han and Xu Yixin rushed to the special drink that "the pig will make a bowl of soup for him on the spot after drinking it".
Xu Yixin: "I give up, I want to drink... vomit, drink this special... vomit, drink."
Shen Han: "Director Wu, do you think it is humanly possible to protect a glass of water on a pirate ship from spilling?"
Director Wu asked someone to bring down the special drink: "We are professionals. After testing, as long as we grasp the angle and let the water glass change direction with the rotation of the pirate ship, it can be done."
Shen Han: "..."
Xu Yixin: "..."
When all the task cards were displayed, everyone in the live broadcast room was tired of laughing.
[Jumping machine, pirate ship, rushing through the torrent... Director Wu, do you call this a "small test"? ? ? 】
And Wen Nian and Shen Huaijing's task card had four words: roller coaster.
Wen Nian was looking at the route map to the roller coaster, his pocket sank, he lowered his head, and saw a familiar touch of white from the unclosed pocket - it was the hand warmer he gave Shen Han.
"I'm not cold." Wen Nian said.
"It will be cold after finishing the task, so take it with you first." Shen Huaijing said.
Knowing that "self-death" is hopeless, everyone can only go to the mission site separately.
Sitting on the sightseeing car, Shen Huaijing leaned back in the chair, watching Wen Nian who was seriously counting the time, and inexplicably felt... her boyfriend seemed to really want to win today.
In the windy season, the already daunting roller coaster looks even cooler.
The towering arc track is like an upside-down opening, and even the VJ following the film had to raise the camera to an angle of looking up at the sky to get a full shot.
[How can I be uneducated, I can walk the world with a single sentence]
[The me before: Hairline and Director Wu’s team name is too cruel; the me now: Director Wu, the most beautiful "blessing" is dedicated to you]
At the foot of the flying car, next to a sign that reads "Sign in", the administrator is sitting there.
Seeing the two people coming, the administrator immediately took out two envelopes.
The white one was given to Wen Nian, and the black one was given to Shen Huaijing.
"Welcome the two team members to the beautiful Yuanzhou. The specific rules are hereby announced. The two envelopes given each contain two excerpts. The players need to memorize the content of their respective passages. Recite Buluo to the administrator, and you can get a customs clearance stamp, Note: Team members need to ride separately."
Everyone in the studio: "..."
[Director Wu, I'm tired of saying Ruisibai]
[I don't read much, don't lie to me, riding a roller coaster is basically a person flying in front and a soul chasing behind, can this still be endorsed? 】
However, Wen Nian's expression didn't change, he opened the envelope, until he saw the passage, he was rarely stunned.
The VJ lens zoomed in all of a sudden.
Following the camera, the audience in the live broadcast room first saw a sentence: "Tao is often nameless, although Pu is small, there is no one in the world."
Everyone: "???"
Then, the camera continued to sweep down.
There are densely packed bold and black characters in Song Dynasty, starting from "Tao is often unknown", to "For example, Tao is in the world, like rivers and valleys are in rivers and seas", six or seven crosses, and a warm reminder at the end, excerpted from "Chapter 32 of Tao Te Ching".
Everyone: "..."
【"Kind tips"】
[You have taken all the bamboo shoots on Dao Wu Mountain! ! ! ! 】
[Fuck me, I thought it was an ancient poem at most, so I just came to the entire Tao Te Ching! 】
Wen Nian looked at it for a while and asked, "Is there also the Tao Te Ching in your place?"
Shen Huaijing smiled, shook his head, flipped over with one hand, and turned the face of the card.
Wen Nian saw the content clearly: "..."
[Let me be healthy, let me be healthy, every year when he reads "Tao Te Ching", his expression is quite calm, but now I see a small question mark on his face]
VJ zoomed in on the camera as if he could hear the heartfelt voice in the live broadcast room.
【…Financial Friction and Financial Contract Theory? ? ? 】
[Where is the administrator?Are you sure you got it right?You let the small signboard of the Department of Finance of Jiangda University memorize the "Tao Te Ching", and let Mr. Shen memorize the theory of financial friction and financial contract?Is it in the river? 】
Wen Nian took a deep breath, and put the task card in his hand on the administrator's desktop.
The administrator reminded: "The task card cannot be replaced."
Wen Nian: "No, I'll start first."
administrator:"?"
Everyone in the studio: "???"
The administrator was stunned for a moment before asking, "Uh, do you mean start memorizing, or start the task directly?"
Wen Nian: "I'll remember it, let's start the mission."
【What did I hear? 】
【What did he say about him?start what? 】
[Did you memorize the "Tao Te Ching" every year before?Otherwise, even if you have a photographic memory, you won’t be able to memorize it so fast? ? ? 】
[So after minoring in koi breeding every year, did you minor in Chinese studies? 】
At this moment, a barrage suddenly popped up.
[Fuck, shit, shit! ! !Someone said on Weibo just now that this fragment of "Tao Te Ching" is not just a simple fragment of Tao Te Ching, but also the original lines of Mr. Shen's movie a few years ago, I'm rough! 】
【? ? ? 】
[So is there such a possibility that Niannian actually does not recite the Tao Te Ching, but recites...]
[Recite knowledge points related to Niannian for Mr. Shen, and memorize Mr. Shen’s lines for Niannian. Isn’t this an official announcement? ? ? 】
A new round of storms started in the live broadcast room, but Shen Huaijing only looked at Wen Nian.
In a place where the camera can't take pictures, he said: "It's snowing a little bit, wait until we go."
Wen Nian shook his head: "Director Wu is keeping time."
Shen Huaijing was sure that her boyfriend didn't seem to want to win, but really wanted to win.
"They are not so fast, don't rush for a while."
Shen Huaijing smiled, it was rare to see him want to win so much.
"You don't want to drink so much?"
Wen Nian: "Yes."
Wen Nian probably knows what is being said on the barrage right now, and fans will point out that this clip is a line from Shen Huaijing's movie.
If it weren't for this punishment, he would probably carry it back symbolically.
But now, he wants to finish the task quickly.
Shen Huaijing: "I won't let you..."
Wen Young interrupted: "It's not that I don't want to drink."
"I can't drink it."
"You have a bad stomach, and your mouth... so you can't drink."
The author has something to say:
Note: For example, Tao is in the world, just as rivers and valleys are in rivers and seas
Dao is often nameless, although Pu is small, there is no minister in the world.
From Chapter 32 of Tao Te Ching