newbobooks Chapter 26 About Crazy Criticism of Beauty Rose and Gun Killing the Moon
Chapter 26 About Crazy Criticism of Beauty Rose and Gun Killing the Moon
Duan Jinnian opened his mouth, Jiang Weihe thought he was going to speak, but Duan Jinnian turned his head and vomited a mouthful of blood, Jiang Weihe frantically tried to set Duan Jinnian up:
"Xiao Duan, hold on, I'll send you to the doctor right away!"
"...Then what were you doing just now?" Duan Jinnian pushed Jiang Weihe back to his original position.
"I didn't, didn't I think you were gone, so I wanted to take advantage of the heat... I guess as long as I give birth to the baby, the task will be completed. As for delivering the baby, I can go to Lao Shen!"
"You are quite thoughtful."
"Hey, it should be. At the critical moment, I have to rely on you brother Weihe." Jiang Weihe was quite proud.
"Go and lie down."
Duan Jinnian patted Jiang Weihe, and Jiang Weihe realized that they were doing a great cause and should be taken seriously, but is Duan Jinnian really okay?
"Why don't you go to the doctor first, you're vomiting blood."
"How do we go now?" Duan Jinnian asked back.
"That's right." Jiang Weihe obediently lay down on the bed, poking his butt up like an ostrich.
"Face me."
"It's not very good. After all, it's doing this kind of thing. I think it would be a little awkward to face each other..."
"It's easier to get pregnant this way." Duan Jinnian said sternly.
"Brother Duan, you are professional. I didn't expect you to be well versed in obstetrics!"
Jiang Weihe immediately turned over cooperatively, covered his face with a pillow, and announced majesticly:
"let's start."
"Brother Weihe, drink water."
Duan Jinnian handed the mineral water to Jiang Weihe, Jiang Weihe fell face down on the bed motionless, so Duan Jinnian turned him over manually again, Jiang Weihe couldn't stand it anymore:
"Why are you still here? I'm already going to wear it!"
"It's easy to get pregnant too often." Duan Jinnian said solemnly.
Yes, it makes sense and cannot be refuted.As a result, Jiang Weihe was again and again made hard contributions to respond to the national four-child policy.
By the time he checked out, Jiang Weihe's legs were already [-] centimeters apart. Because his hips were too wide, he could only walk with his legs apart like a duck.
"After doing this so many times, even a boar can get pregnant!"
Jiang Weihe complained again and again.
"No, try again later."
Want to try again?Try it and die, but at present, it seems that there is really no better way, only to follow the plot.
Jiang Weihe took Duan Jinnian to the clinic that offered a 95% discount, and the bald doctor immediately showed [-]% enthusiasm and greeted them with a bow and bow:
"You two are coming! Please come in!"
"What's with your happy expression? Are you taking pleasure in seeing us hurt?"
The bald head repeatedly denied it, and asked with concern:
"Chicken, is your voice hoarse?"
It's him, which pot can't be opened and which pot to lift!After barking all night, even the larks became drakes. Jiang Weihe gruffly said in a voice worse than a rag:
"Last night I practiced bel canto." And what the hell is Brother Ji called?
"Yo, brother chicken is so elegant!"
The bald doctor really flattered Jiang Weihe whenever he got the chance, but Jiang Weihe didn't appreciate it at all:
"Okay, hurry up, it will be cold if you don't treat people,"
The bald doctor hurriedly cleaned Duan Jinnian's wound.Unexpectedly, after cleaning the wounds, it was found that although there were many wounds and some of them were deep, they were all just skin traumas and no muscle or bone injuries.
"But you still vomited blood just now? I thought your ribs were broken, scare me!"
Jiang Weihe subconsciously wanted to punch Duan Jinnian, but if he punched him, his ribs might be broken, so he could only touch Duan Jinnian's broken mouth to express his distress.
"The tongue nail broke his mouth." Duan Jinnian obediently opened his mouth, showing Jiang Weihe the wound in his mouth.
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?!"
"You didn't ask."
... Forget it, as long as people are fine.Jiang Weihe sat on the sofa next to him, drinking tea, and supervised the bandaging of the bald doctor.The bald doctor finished bandaging Duan Jinnian, and took the medicine kit to deal with Jiang Weihe:
"Chicken, your leg?"
"What's wrong with my leg? My leg is fine!"
"It seems to me that you have a ligament strain."
"A ligament strain? This body is as soft as a woman, how could it be strained!"
"Maybe...you cheated on me?"
"What nonsense! How could a man as dedicated as me cheat on..."
Jiang Weihe suddenly came to his senses in the middle of speaking, and glared at Duan Jinnian angrily. Duan Jinnian looked away guiltily, pretending to be looking at the full-length acupuncture point map hanging on the wall.
"Um, it seems to be."
"Did you exercise vigorously?"
Jiang Weihe fell into a short thought: Strictly speaking, it was Duan Jinnian who worked hard, but he really didn't work hard, but he was exhausted for no reason.
"...That's right."
"Avoid excessive exercise."
"Okay, okay, I see, thank you."
Jiang Weihe helped Duan Jinnian walk to the door, then turned back, approached the bald doctor and asked in a low voice:
"Is there such a thing as, uh, a pregnancy test?"
"Pregnancy test sticks, right? There are."
The bald doctor went to the medicine cabinet and found a box of pregnancy test sticks and handed them to Jiang Weihe. Jiang Weihe had seen this thing before when he was filming. Normally, there is one bar, and two bars means pregnancy. Draw two bars directly on the test paper.
"What is that?" Duan Jinnian asked curiously.
"See for yourself."
Jiang Weihe held the box in front of Duan Jinnian, and Duan Jinnian looked at it, his face flushed with embarrassment.
Jiang Weihe sneered: Heh, blushing and making a teapot of bubbles, just put the one pretending to be pure. Usually, it looks like a non-human abstinence department. When it comes up, it is a perpetual pile driver. Good guy, I can’t wait to beat Jiang Weihe to death to wear.
But think about it, Duan Jinnian is a 20-year-old male college student at heart, and everyone came here from a young boy, which is understandable.
Jiang Weihe put away the pregnancy test stick, ready to take a test in two days.
The most deadly problem right now is - no money.
This lack of money means no money in the literal sense. In order to create people, Duan Jinnian used all the money to renew the room. This is called using the money wisely.As a result, the two of them couldn't even afford the 95% discount on medical expenses, which can be seen to be very embarrassing.
In a few days, they would not even be able to pay the gas bill, so the two could only flee with their car.
"It's all your fault, what did you say to stay in a hotel! You young people, now the quality of life has improved, all of you are pampered, skinny and tender, and you can't bear a bit of hardship, tsk! Extravagance and lust are not advisable, strongly condemned, judged! "
Jiang Wei educates Duan Jinnian while driving by the river.
"How come I remember that you said you wanted to stay in a hotel." Duan Jinnian mercilessly exposed Jiang Weihe.
"Uh...it seems to be the case," Jiang Weihe immediately cleared himself up, "Then I, I fell into the trap of consumerism for a while, and besides, who knew that money was so wasteful!"
"really."
It was rare for Duan Jinnian to resonate.
"So we've got to go get the money."
"What to do."
Good question, Jiang Weihe doesn't know either.Certainly you can’t do a public job, as it’s easy to be approached by your enemies; moving bricks is not impossible. Jiang Weihe experienced life when he was in college, and he actually went to a construction site to move bricks for a summer vacation.
But now the young master Jiang Weihe is delicate and frail, and he doesn't know if he can move 50 bricks a day, let alone Duan Jinnian, he will be mummified, and no one would dare to take it.
Otherwise... Jiang Weihe looked at Duan Jinnian with worldly desires: Duan Jinnian is handsome, tall and physically strong, but it is understandable for him to be poor in skills because of his inexperience. If he is sold to The rich woman's words... Jiang Weihe's thieves' eyes met Duan Jinnian's pure eyes, and the guilt burst instantly. Duan Jinnian is so good, so I should keep it for myself.
"what happened?"
Duan Jinnian was keenly aware of Jiang Weihe's strange gaze, and Jiang Weihe dealt with him casually:
"I'm thinking about the child's last name."
"...You think so far."
"Otherwise, I'll be a waiter! With my handsome face, I might be attracted by a rich woman with discerning eyes? I'll be a duck to support you."
Duan Jinnian's mouth twitched slightly.
"Just kidding, don't be nervous, you Weihe brother, I can walk upright and sit upright, a majestic man, how could I do such a lowly act of betraying my body, I am an outstanding student of the year in the Men's Virtue Training Center..." Jiang Weihe suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Why don't we hold a training course on male virtues?! People in this world really need to educate them well, learn to speak human first, and then observe male virtues. As long as Xiao misses other people's wives, don't think about having children every day, ouch, those who don't know think that the family is full of Qingzheng and Huangqi has a throne to inherit!"
It was Shen Yu from the Underworld!
"But you already have a tendency to be assimilated by them."
Does Jiang Weihe really want to give him? He really wants to do it!
"Then what are you talking about? Not stealing, not robbing, not standing on the street, obeying the law and paying taxes is an honor. You are so smart, why don't you just go to the exam. The enemy is across the sea, and the end of the universe is the exam."
Jiang Weihe started talking again, alas, there is no way, everything is difficult at the beginning, the hardest step is the first step, a good beginning is half the battle.
"Otherwise, how do you make money after all?"
"Actually, I found a few bank cards in it."
Duan Jinnian opened the glove box, and there was a mess of sundries inside, including beer bottle caps, cigarette case paper, lighters, and even a condom. Jiang Weihe held the condom in front of Duan Jinnian, smiling very obscenely , Duan Jinnian pulled out a thick bundle of bank cards from the inside without changing his face:
"Throw it away, it won't be used anyway."
"How many are these? There are dozens of them! Are you sure these bank cards belong to 'your'?" Jiang Weihe asked hopelessly.
Duan Jinnian shook his head, he would not be disappointed without hope, and Jiang Weihe had no waves in his heart.
"Even if it's a bank card that kills you, it's useless if you don't know the password."
"I guess it might be, 119317."
"Why this number?"
"My birthday and your birthday."
"Exquisite." Jiang Weihe couldn't help giving a thumbs up.
The two went straight to the self-service cash machine, inserted the card into the ATM machine, and entered the password—Duan Jinnian really guessed it right!Jiang Weihe was so excited that he smacked Duan Jinnian loudly on the face, making Duan Jinnian dumbfounded.
Bank card balance: 200 million.
Jiang Weihe tried all the bank cards of this bank. At the end of the trial, Jiang Weihe's whole body was trembling: each card contained hundreds of thousands less, and some had more than tens of millions. Jiang Weihe He has never seen so much money in his life. What he holds in his hand is not a bank card, but a bright future!
"These should be your reward for being a killer." Jiang Weihe speculated reasonably.
"should."
"Being a killer is really profitable. I won't be an actor anymore. I'll be a scumbag killer. With a long knife in my hand, I can slaughter all the heartless dogs in the world. Huh, huh, huh—"
Jiang Weihe performed dog-slaying swordsmanship on the spot. Duan Jinnian ignored him. After taking a bag full of money, he turned to Jiang Weihe and said:
"Let's go."
"Oh, where are we going now?"
"Open house."
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感谢在2021-08-1222:45:32~2021-08-1622:26:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Why 1 out of [-];
Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: 34735776 whys, 1, [-] little expert who stays up late;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Siweimian; 10 bottles of Jia, Eat Rainbow Rice; 417908436 bottles; 2 bottles of Magic Bald Lilyka;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!