newbobooks Chapter 12 Working in a Pet Shop
Chapter 12 Working in a Pet Shop
I looked at those golden eyes in the mirror, and I couldn't help being suffocated.What's going on here, where are my natural simple and honest black eyes!
I opened my eyelids and went closer to the mirror to check it carefully. After I made sure that I was not being tricked by someone and put on the colored contact lenses, I felt an ominous feeling spontaneously.
One yuan Yuzi, she must know.
He ran out in a hurry, but bumped into Shinichi who just came back from nightlife.Looking at each other, he was startled, and then he opened his mouth and said, "You are going to play cosplay."
...Fuck your cosplay... I rolled my eyes at Shinichi, and replied in a bad voice: "I am a genetic mutation."
"Oh~" Shinichi drew his tone, "So you made it into a science fiction movie."
I gave him a smile, squinted my eyes and grinned and said, "Should we add suspense and horror?"
"That's good, it can be used for recreation." Shinichi replied.
I said "hehe" twice, and slammed the door out in front of him as if venting, what is this today.
Walking into the Dimension Store, I saw Yiyuan Yuzi smoking her red-shafted tobacco pipe calmly, the smoke curled up, her plump and tall body was leaning against the pillars under the courtyard corridor, and she was quite surprised by my arrival among the looks.
"Hey, Lord Ba-Jiusi, long time no see." Yiyuan Yuzi waved at me.
I pointed my finger at my eyes and yelled back, "Didn't I see this a week ago... Also, tell me what is going on with this color that violates the laws of genes. Let me explain in advance, don't fool me casually! "
"Oh." Yiyuan Yuzi nodded his lips with his index finger, blinked his eyes innocently, "It really changed color." The next second, his face changed immediately, his red eyes were deep and deep, and he walked up to me with a twist and a step by step. Standing in front of me, I carefully traced the outline of my eyes with my fingertips, "There are no accidents in this world, Hachi-Kyuji-kun, the change in the eyes is just a sign, and the real change-" The finger slowly moved to my chest, not light or not He poked it hard, "Here."
"Pa—" I slapped it away with one hand.Yiyuan Yuzi withdrew his hand, his bright red lips exhaled a long puff of smoke, and his eyes were full of mockery when he looked at me.
"Yu Zisang, although you are sister Yu, be careful I will sue you for sexual harassment." I said with a blank expression.
"How is it possible, you think I and I know that the first hair to end your virginity is a man." Yiyuan Yuzi's face was bright, but the words he said pierced my Achilles' heel.
My face gradually turned blue with anger, and I asked through gritted teeth, "How do you know?"
"How could I not know. Drunk and looking for sex, who knew that I mistakenly took a man for a woman..."
"Unexpectedly, you woman is still a voyeur!" I said angrily.
Yiyuan Yuzi raised his head and continued to smoke leisurely while holding the cigarette stick.Suddenly, she said, "Mr. Eight-Nine Temples, do you want to earn extra money? I heard that your latest job has been messed up again."
I folded my arms vigilantly, and looked at her defensively, "Why, when did you care about my livelihood so kindly?" It's a joke, if you want to ask that woman to help you, you might be sold without knowing it .Also, if it weren't for the time travel that is more accurate than my aunt every month, I might be fired.
"It's so sad, I didn't expect you to look at me like this." As he spoke, he took out a handkerchief from nowhere and pretended to be about to cry.
I felt a dull pain in my temple, and a needle in the bottom of a woman's heart. Sure enough, this sentence made sense.
"Okay, okay, then just tell me, I'm all ears."
"Oh, Mr. Eight-Nine Temples, it would have been better if you said that earlier." Yiyuan Yuzi put away the handkerchief, and Yu Jie's aura opened up.
"..."
"Earl D is an old friend of mine who runs a pet shop. Recently, he has something to go to South Africa. He hopes that I can find someone to look after the shop for him. There is plenty of free time, and the salary is [-] per hour. On the other hand, you look good."
"Which pet shop treats you so well and there's nothing tricky in it?" I stared suspiciously at Yiyuan Yuzi.Yiyuan Yuzi looked at me with a half-smile, and said, "You'll know if you go and have a look."
I was taken by Yiyuan Yuzi to a shop called "Earl D's Pet Shop", I opened the door and went in, and with the crisp jingling of the bell on the door, an inexplicable sweet and greasy fragrance came to my nostrils.
"Welcome." A beautiful woman with a magnificent face appeared in front of her, with short black hair parted in the middle, one golden and one purple eyes, mysterious and weird, her slender body was wearing a gorgeous Tang suit, embroidered with complicated and magnificent patterns .
"Yeah, Earl D, long time no see, I found you a wage earner." Yiyuan Yuzi greeted me with a smile covering his mouth with one hand, and pushed me forward with the other.
"Hello, my name is Ba-Jiu Siwei." Out of politeness, I introduced myself.
Earl D was taken aback when he saw me, then looked me up and down, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, and said to Yiyuan Yuzi, "I never thought that Miss Yuzi would introduce such a great person to me this time." He turned his head and said to me again: "Your Majesty, Earl D, it's an honor to meet you."
"Nowhere, I never thought that the shop owner would be such a beautiful woman." I hurriedly replied.
"Eight-nine temples, did you make a mistake somewhere?" Yiyuan Yuzi interrupted suddenly, with a hint of schadenfreude in his tone, "Earl D is a real man."
"Ah, so you are a man." I said subconsciously.
"Yes."
When I came back to my senses, "Hey - hey! You are actually a man!!!" I exclaimed, I couldn't believe that the charming person in front of me was actually a man.
"Many people will get it wrong." Earl D doesn't mind at all when others say his gender is wrong.
At this time, Yiyuan Yuzi added cruelly, "*Si, it is because you always confuse men with women, so you have no chance of being a woman in this life."
is that so?I glanced at Yiyuan Yuzi listlessly, and my eyes were full of sadness.
But she turned her head away without seeing it, and said, "Count D, I have already brought him, and I will leave the rest to you. I will go first." Then she left.
So Yiyuan Yuzi is really a witch worthy of the name!
"farewell!"
"Oh, I forgot about this." Yiyuan Yuzi suddenly folded back, and handed the box containing the cake to Earl D.It is said that this cake was made on April [-]st.According to what Moko said about the black dough, April [-]st is a good housekeeper no matter what he cooks.
As soon as Earl D took the cake, he showed a happy smile on his face, and the background behind him also seemed to bloom with peonies... Uh, it should be peonies.
I only heard him say: "What a good man."
I looked at him in disbelief, it was just a cake, as for that.
But it's incredible to say that the store looks so small, but the inside is unbelievably large, with layers upon layers, like a huge maze.If Earl D hadn't led the way, I guess I would have lost my way.
This pet shop is really a pet shop, there are too many varieties to count, and what is even more incredible is that what I saw were animals, but subconsciously, those animals turned into human figures of various styles, and I could even hear them whispering. Talk carefully, there is curiosity about my arrival.
"What's going on?" I told Earl D my doubts. Since the witch Yiyuan Yuzi introduced me, I think the extraordinary phenomenon I saw is justifiable.
"Sure enough, Mr. Wei can see it." Count D said to me with a smile, as if our relationship was already very close.
I raised my forehead, I knew that a job with such a good salary must be tricky.
"But everyone is easy to get along with, Wei, you can rest assured." Earl D patted me on the shoulder and comforted me.
"Hello..." A raccoon ran up to me, but I also saw a cute five or six-year-old loli greeting me shyly.The big eyes looked at me watery, and the little face was also flushed.
so cute.My otaku heart revived.
"It seems that Xiaopang likes you very much." Earl D said.
Without hesitation, I picked up Xiaopang, measured him up and down, and said excitedly to Earl D, "This is the first time I've seen a raccoon. It really looks like a civet cat. I didn't expect it to be a cute little beauty. Isn't it Science, right? It's so cute, how can it be so cute, it's a foul!"
"Count D, you really brought an unexpected character this time. It's been a long time since I saw this type of human being." At this time, a silver-haired boy walked over with a leisurely pace. The mainstream dress abruptly lowered him a few notches.His prototype is a nine-tailed demon fox.
There really is a nine-tailed demon fox in this world.I can't help but sigh in my heart, so the existing Japanese mythology must exist.
"Hello, my name is A Tian." The boy introduced himself.
"Hi, my name is Ba-Jiu Siwei."
Then Earl D explained to me a series of things I need to do, in simple terms, cleaning and feeding. "The most important thing is love, love!!!" Saying this, I feel that Earl D is going crazy.
The animals in the store showed great curiosity and enthusiasm for my arrival. In my subconscious, the animals around me turned into handsome men, beauties, and lolis.Surrounded by me, it's not normal for me not to feel at ease.
However, there is also danger in it, "Hey, Wei, can I eat you, you look delicious." A red-haired teenager with a pair of horns on his head asked.He licked his lower lip, seeing me as a plate of delicious food.The young man was called Archer, and Earl D said that his prototype was the Taotie mentioned in the "Shan Hai Jing", a man-eating man.
A drop of cold sweat ran down the back of my head, and I grinned back, "Sorry, I don't provide food."
Archer said "cut."Hey, what's your attitude? Do you want to eat me, and I still want to be grateful for Dade's offering of myself.What a wayward person.
"Then I will ask you to take care of them for the next week, and I will be back as soon as possible." Earl D said.
I replied "Yes" for a while, then suddenly remembered something, and said to Earl D: "Then please come back as soon as possible, and I will have something to go... er... far away."
Then, Earl D left with a suitcase.
When everyone (?) saw Earl D leaving, they jumped up and asked me about everything, from horoscope birthdays to love interests.From learning to make friends, to family and relatives, ask about everything.
"You guys give me enough time!!!" Finally I couldn't help it, and shouted loudly.