Chapter 139 Angry
Chapter 139 Angry
Leonardo was furious, with serious consequences.
Before the sun was half in, Ebert was dragged away from the beach by Leonardo, who was full of anger. When he left, he even forgot to take his sunglasses and threw them directly on the deck chair. The direct consequence of this behavior It was because many people present recognized Leonardo and Ebert, and some wanted to strike up a conversation, but they were forced back by Leonardo's dark and serious expression.
Leonardo was really super, super, super upset.
In addition to thinking that Ebert is too attractive, he also thinks that bastard named West Levi is too arrogant, dream lover, hug?snort!He couldn't see anything good about the kid at all, except for his obnoxiously raised neck and nerdy curls.
With one foot stepping on the gas pedal, the other foot slammed heavily, making a violent friction sound, Leonardo's anger was enough to burn everything: "I'm a student at Columbia Business School... What's so great about Columbia? Oh, shit , a haughty, self-satisfied fool, for God's sake I'll beat him up the next time I see him!"
As he said that, Leonardo glanced at Ebert: "Why did you let him hold you? You are stupid, do you think he is handsome? Ebert Dawson, I must warn you, You are not allowed to hug anyone but me!"
Ebert raised his hands silently: "It was just an accident, Leo, you should relax a little."
"But that bastard is obviously provoking me!" Leonardo exhaled heavily, shook his head, and parked the car on the side of the road, "Are young people nowadays so impolite? Didn't you hear what he said?" Did you say something?
Ebert also knew that Leonardo was in a fit of anger at the moment, and the first thing he had to do was to calm Leonardo's emotions, so Ebert pushed him lightly, but someone ignored him, Turn your head away heavily.
When the plan failed, Ebert stretched out his hands and scratched Leonardo's body again, specifically scratching his more sensitive parts. Leonardo persisted for a few minutes, and finally couldn't hold back: "What are you doing?"
Ebert smiled and said, "I know you're angry, and I want to comfort you."
"I don't need comfort at all." Leonardo said firmly, "I am a generous person, but that guy is too rude, you know, in front of some completely unreasonable people, your so-called etiquette and Training doesn't do anything."
Ebert's hands climbed from his shoulders to his head: "I am also at fault for this matter. If I see someone say this to you, I will definitely be angry. I am not particularly sensitive to this situation. , I wouldn't have even given him an autograph if I had known in the first place."
Ebert's softness made Leonardo feel better, he shook his head, and his voice was a little muffled: "Actually, it's not just this one thing, I just suddenly thought of something else - in front of me There are people who show love to you, so where I can't see, do people often confess to you?"
Leonardo stared at Ebert with burning eyes, and Ebert didn't know how to respond for a moment.
Indeed, although fans can't get in touch with Ebert often, fans of Ebert's agency Endeavor Elite and the address of his Beverly villa know it. Since Ebert became famous, there have been overwhelming Letters were sent from all over the United States and even overseas. After a while, Lynn's assistant would pick out some meaningful letters and send them to Ebert for him to reply. According to Lynn, there were many courtship letters, It's just that Ebert himself won't touch it.
Courtship letters are even considered very low standards. Many fans will even send nude photos without PS traces, attach their own lipstick marks and contact numbers, just to spend a pleasant night with Ebert.
In fact, as long as they are celebrities, no matter how famous they are, they will have some fans more or less. Such things as courtship letters are not uncommon for them. Ebert also does not believe that Leonardo has never received a courtship letter. , but at this time it was indeed Ebert's fault, he could not refute Leonardo, he could only let Leonardo vent his anger on himself.
Moreover, since "White Night Chase", in the past five years, Ebert has indeed received a lot of confessions. Katie Holmes, who is now sweet and loving with Tom Cruise, is an example , There are also many female stars, male stars and even producers who have expressed their favor to Ebert. Their age ranges from 5 to 20 years old. This also makes Ebert feel that Americans really do whatever they want in love.
"You don't need to answer. From your eyes, I already understand everything." Leonardo waved his hand, "This is indeed an aspect I overlooked, but I will pay attention to it in the future, a West Levi That's enough to give me a headache, and I don't want to see more than one."
Ebert hugged him and rubbed his head on him: "Leo, I only have you in my eyes and in my heart. I think life is good now, and we don't need other people to interfere with us. Regardless of him Whether it's West or East, he has nothing to do with me."
Leonardo hummed softly in his nasal cavity: "If there is any relationship, I will cut off your...Little Ebert."
In the next second, Ebert saw Leonardo reach into the storage bag of the car, and finally took out a palm-sized sharp scissors shining silver: "This is thanks to you, I've had this idea since you threatened me when you were doing The Departed, and it could work for you, too."
Ebert: "..."
"If you don't take it out, I don't know that there are such dangerous goods in the car. Did you buy it after you came here?"
Leonardo nodded: "In fact, ever since you took out a pair of scissors and put them on the table, I found that I am still very interested in this sharp weapon."
Leonardo glanced lightly between Ebert's legs, with an inexplicable brilliance in his eyes.
Ebert, who had always believed that he would not lose in the quarrel with Leonardo, inexplicably had a feeling that if he did not die, he would not die.
Ten minutes ago, he never expected that the topic would drift to such an extent.In short, he found that his previous actions seemed to arouse the fierceness in Leonardo's bones, and Leonardo was originally a motivated scholar, and Ebert's usual moves were successfully copied by him. To Ebert, which made Ebert very helpless.
But in the short time after the car stopped, Ebert and Leonardo had a good chat for a while, and after swearing to him that he would not go to the beach for the next few days, Leonardo reluctantly forgave Ebert.
That night, Ebert spent the most memorable night of this trip. If he summed it up in one sentence, it would be pain and happiness. Leonardo erupted with unimaginable enthusiasm, which attracted Ebert The whole night lingered.
Although Ebert, who is as strong as Ebert, felt weak in his legs the next morning, but looking at Leonardo sleeping soundly on the bed, Ebert raised his eyebrows and smiled contentedly. If Leo can always be like this Enthusiasm is fine.
Well——Ebert's excitement didn't last more than 3 hours. The reason was that after getting up, Leonardo picked his nose and eyes at him, thinking that Ebert took advantage of him: "Why? , It was obviously me who was angry yesterday, but why is it still me who is lying on the bed sore all over?"
Ebert showed a helpless expression. From 11:10 am to 1:[-] pm, he acted as Leonardo's servant, nanny, dresser, masseur, and feeder, with hardly a minute of rest.But fortunately, Leonardo's anger finally passed, although before falling asleep, he still threatened Ebert through gritted teeth: "Obviously my waist was injured, why did you stop when I asked you to stop?" come down?"
Ebert was about to be defeated by his logic, obviously at that time he had no choice but to attack, Leonardo himself was also very stalking, his "don't" which was as light as a mosquito was not at all in that scene It doesn't make any sense, the most important thing is that his thigh has been entangled with Ebert. As a young man with a strong sexual desire and full of hard work, Leonardo's initiative is nothing more than a dose of the best medicine for him. Strong aphrodisiac.
It turns out it's all his fault now?
Ebert sighed helplessly. It is bittersweet to have a lover who is duplicity!
It is not yet mid-August when I return to the mainland of the United States from Australia.After returning to China, Ebert and Leonardo immediately devoted themselves to the promotion work of "The Departed Walker".Martin Scorsese's films have not always had outstanding box office results, but in recent years, "The Aviator" and "The Departed" have not caused the producers and distributors to lose money. Therefore, for this new work, Warner Bros. I am not worried about the prospect of this film, but I also hope that the film can break through previous achievements and create a box office record for Martin Scorsese's film.
Ebert and Leonardo, as the co-heroes of this film, did not undertake the publicity task easily. A month ago, Leonardo and Ebert each undertook the task of half of the cities in the United States. In the middle of the month, the two will get together and start activities.
Although the release date of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" and "The Departed" are separated by more than 3 months, Ebert's rest time in the middle is not too long. It will be as tight as last year's "Batman Begins" promotion, and it will have to ask for leave from the "Dead Man's Chest" crew to successfully complete the promotion.
Although the final box office of "The Mystery of Heroes" has exceeded Warner Bros.' expectations, when the company's executives analyze the film, they can't help but imagine that if Ebert's promotion cycle is longer, the film Movies could have done better.
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