newbobooks Chapter 259
Chapter 259
Chapter 259
Several Chinese students didn't understand what Han Qiu wanted to do at first, but when they heard the comments from passers-by on the roadside, they all understood Han Qiu's intentions and became happy.
Su Lai laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up.
In the eyes of these Americans, how can they really tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese at a glance? In their eyes, people with yellow skin and black hair all look almost the same, either China or Japan, or maybe South Korea , As for the specific differences between the people of these three countries, they are not very clear.
However, the languages of these three countries are still easy to distinguish, especially several very classic and popular words in Japanese, which have become buzzwords around the world...
After Han Qiu did a lot of unqualified things, a meaningful sentence of "flax drop" is really meaningful and lingering...
Many Americans cursed the Japanese in a low voice, thinking that they should be sent back to the country, and left the lake angrily.Because this is no longer a good place to relax and enjoy life, it has been defiled by the Japanese!
A few Japanese panicked and grabbed passers-by and continued to instill the concept of China's low quality. Unexpectedly, these Americans suddenly cursed: "I only believe my eyes! The quality of the Japanese is a hundred times lower than that of the Chinese." !”
Su Lai smiled and bent over, pulling Han Qiu: "You did a great job, I want to reward you, let's go, treat you to dinner!"
Holding Han Qiu's hand, Su Leon walked forward with his head held high, as if he was very proud.But Huang Shansong, Li Nongmo and others were collectively dumbfounded: Are these really teachers and students?Why does it look more and more like...
Be calm, be calm, pay attention to quality, don't "fall" like the Japanese.
When several Chinese people left the grassland with smiles, several Japanese students headed by Matsushita continued to pull passers-by to do ideological work, but their behavior directly aroused even greater resentment.
"SHIT! FUCK JAPANESE!"
"Come on, cheers!" In the restaurant, Su Lai raised his glass and happily touched everyone, then turned to look at Han Qiu, and said in a reporter's anticipation: "How did you come up with this method?"
"My consistent view is that facts speak louder than words." Han Qiu stuffed a strawberry dipped in cream into his mouth, and said vaguely: "My other view is that whoever dares to look down on me, I will do it regardless of the consequences." Drag him into the water!"
"This approach reminds me of a joke." Li Nongmo's mood today was going up and down like a roller coaster, and now he was in a bit of interest, talking eloquently:
"Three people lost their way in the desert, one American, one Japanese, and one Chinese. Just when everyone was about to despair, a god suddenly appeared and said that he could grant everyone three wishes.
The American made a wish first, the first wish was for water, the second wish was for money, and the third wish was to send him back to the United States.As a result every wish of his was granted;
Immediately afterwards, the Japanese made a wish. The first wish was for water, the second wish was for a beautiful woman, and the third wish was to send him back to Japan.Similarly, all three of his wishes came true;
Finally, China made a wish. His first wish: "I want a bottle of Erguotou!" God satisfied him, and he then said: "I want a bottle of Erguotou too", God gave him again, and then his first wish The three wishes are: "Bring me back both the Americans and the Japanese"..."
cool!Several people gave thumbs up at the same time, and Han Qiu couldn't help admiring: This man's realm is higher than mine, and his skill of dragging people into the water is so profound!
Su Lai looked at Han Qiu with a smile. She felt very surprised. Han Qiu also had times of modesty, admitting that other people's realm was higher than his?This is usually a rare situation.
"It's not a big deal, the exciting thing is yet to come." Li Nongmo continued: "After the Americans and Japanese were captured by the gods and returned to the desert, they were so angry that they wanted to strangle the Chinese to death, but there was nothing they could do! Three people Going on, when we were on the verge of extinction, another god appeared. This god’s magic power was slightly weaker, and he could only grant two wishes. Americans and Japanese were afraid of being caught again, so they asked the Chinese to make a wish first.
The first wish of the Chinese is: "I want a bottle of Erguotou", God gave him, and then he directly expressed the second wish: "Okay, you can go!"..."
Several people burst into laughter. After laughing, Huang Shansong suddenly said: "Not to mention, we Chinese really have this habit of harming others and not benefiting ourselves."
"It's not about harming others or benefiting oneself. It has two meanings." Han Qiu suddenly said in a deep voice: "First, Chinese people have less desire for material things and a more indifferent attitude towards life. They are easy to be satisfied. A bottle of Erguotou Solve the problem; second, the Chinese have the spirit of sacrifice, they would rather die than destroy the whole, if they can’t completely defeat the enemy, they would rather perish together. To put it bluntly, they have to find someone to back them up when they die!”
Hearing what Han Qiu said, several people immediately became serious. Su Lai asked Han Qiu, "Is this the mentality that you have promised to compete with the Japanese this time?"
She was suddenly a little worried, if the two sides really fight to the death and die together, will Han Qiu... Music and mathematics are fine, but fighting is too dangerous, if you hit hard, maybe the consequences will be very serious!
If Han Qiu was injured, how uncomfortable would he be?
"Don't worry, it's just a few Japanese students, that is, a small boss at level 20. Let me easily solo it." Han Qiu said confidently.
Seeing Han Qiu's confident smile, Su Lai finally relaxed a little...
Early the next morning, Han Qiu was woken up by Su Lai's phone call.
"I'm going to see the examination room today, and the Japanese have already come to my door. They said that after returning from the examination room, there will be an open-air party in the evening, and then the first competition will be held to see who will be the best in music."
Han Qiu washed up quickly, then tidied up his appearance, and went out with the large army.
As soon as I came out, I saw Matsushita and a few others stretch their faces, and they could squeeze out water gloomyly.They glared at Han Qiu bitterly, and muttered softly, "You despicable China pig!"
Han Qiu opened his mouth, as if to call out "Flax drop", several Japanese students hurried to the front, cast a fierce look.
"Student Han Qiu, it is said that you did some very unqualified things yesterday and blamed others!" Zhao Changfeng came forward and said to Han Qiu with a serious expression: "Team leader Kuimu has already told me that you should treat me like this." I don’t agree with what you did, to win the respect of others, you need to rely on your own strength, not your cleverness!”
Before Han Qiu could speak, Li Nongmo mumbled quickly, "But those Japanese like to play tricks, and we just give an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth."
"You don't have a place to talk here!" Zhao Changfeng glanced at Li Nongmo dissatisfied, and Li Nongmo's instructor quickly winked at him: Why are you participating in this kind of shit?You won't learn from me and sleep at critical moments?The way of being a man is only moderate; the way of being an official is rarely confused...
Li Nongmo closed his mouth unwillingly, but he was not convinced at all: This director Zhao said something righteous, but yesterday he was bullied to the head, why didn't you see you use the so-called "strength" to solve the problem, even if you use a little It's good to be smart!
After all, Li Nongmo was just a student, and his mind was relatively simple. His targeting of Han Qiu was that, first, he thought that Han Qiu, as a student of a second-rate university and a substitute player, was not qualified to mix with them; Under the influence of the professor, they instructed them to distance themselves from Han Qiu.
But after a short day of contact, he suddenly discovered that among the ten or so people who were traveling with him, Han Qiu was the lowest in terms of seniority and status, but he dared to stand up at critical moments, and he was always able to solve problems skillfully with wisdom. Han Qiu is the only person...
You must not lose at the open-air party at night!
At night in the United States, the bright moon in the sky is extraordinarily bright and clear. Because there is less dust and pollution in the air, the light is unusually soft, like a thin layer of curtains, gently covering this bustling land.
The large back garden of the hotel was filled with flowers, champagne and delicious food. An orchestra played a cheerful welcome song, creating a good atmosphere for the entire party.
The chairman of the organizing committee of the competition came to the stage, said a few words, and everyone began to enter the stage of eating and drinking freely and making friends freely...
"Beautiful lady, can I invite you to dance?" A handsome and handsome guy walked up to Su Lai and asked with a gentleman's expectation.
The noble and mysterious charm of oriental women is particularly easy to fascinate, and Su Lai undoubtedly represents the perfect image of oriental women in the minds of all Westerners.
Su Lai politely declined: "I'm sorry, I have a partner." Then he pointed in the direction of Han Qiu, the handsome guy shrugged and left, but he was muttering in his heart: What's so great about this guy? better than me?At first glance, he looks like a country bumpkin who doesn't understand music!
"Everyone be quiet!" A voice came into the ears of everyone in the audience through the microphone.Leader Kuchiki stood on the stage and announced to everyone in the audience: "We have agreed on three competitions with the Chinese. Please all be witnesses. Today is the first one, music!"
Competition?Mr. Bob, the chairman of the organizing committee, shrugged: "What's going on?"
The assistant told him what happened in the bus yesterday.
"NO, gentlemen, it's just a misunderstanding, isn't it? It's not worth fighting for." Bob didn't want unpleasant things to happen in the event he held, he wanted to be a peacemaker.
But the Japanese obviously didn't give him this chance, Kuchiki vowed: "We don't have to compete, we have to make a bet!
After three rounds, whoever loses will kneel down and kowtow to the opponent! "
Shit, this time I played big!
(End of this chapter)