After dressing as a villain, the whole network is knocking my cp

Chapter 40

Three hours by plane, two hours by bus, and nearly an hour in the program team's car into the mountains, Wen Chuxia's bitter gall was almost vomited all the way.

When getting out of the car, Wen Chuxia's face was pale, and the director of the program asked, "Can you hold on for a while, and record the road from getting off the car to entering the village, just a few shots."

Qi Jing supported Wen Chuxia, Wen Chuxia nodded, "Yes."

The director glanced at Lin Huai who was dragging his luggage and said, "Assistant, let's go first, Mr. Lin will help him."

Wen Chuxia and Lin Huai glanced at each other, and immediately understood what the program group meant.

Wen Chuxia said, "I can walk without help."

The director said: "Let's hold on, just a few shots."

Wen Chuxia didn't want to make herself look like a weak chicken, "I can do it myself with just a few shots..."

Before he finished speaking, Lin Huai grabbed his arm, "Stop talking nonsense, I'm afraid you'll spit it out as you speak."

Wen Chuxia was reluctant.

Knowing that the show crew did it on purpose, why did they make this gimmick for him?

Recently, Wen Chuxia read the gossip about the two of them on the Internet, and he almost believed what he said.

The road in the village is fairly easy to walk, and the earth-wood houses look quite distinctive. If he didn't get motion sickness, he should be quite interested in this, but it's a pity that he just wants to find a place to lie down now.

Wen Chuxia asked Lin Huai: "Do you think there are any special products here?"

Lin Huai glanced at him, "Are you still thinking about special products after you're like this?"

Wen Chuxia said: "It's because it's not easy to come here, so I want to bring some special products back."

After a few shots agreed upon, the camera followed them all the way. At the beginning, Wen Chuxia walked politely by himself, but at the end he almost relied on Lin Huai to support him.

Lin Huai gritted his teeth, "Can you stand up straight?"

Wen Chuxia slumped, "I can't stand up straight, you are the one who helped me up."

Lin Huai: "Believe it or not if I let go now?"

Wen Chuxia pushed forward, leaning against Lin Huai without using any strength: "I don't believe it."

Qi Jing followed behind, saying to herself that if you dare to broadcast this scene, I will call the program group dad!

Finally arrived at the place where I lived, a two-story wooden house, which looked quite impressive, opened the wooden door, and two other guests had already arrived inside.

Wen Chuxia was taken aback, "Why are you?"

"Summer! You are finally here. We have been waiting for you for a long time." Liang Jing ran over excitedly, looked at Wen Chuxia who was being supported by Lin Huai, "What's wrong with you? You look so bad."

The TV show Liang Jing filmed just ended the day before yesterday, and his agent accepted the show for him without even giving him a break. At first, Liang Jing was unwilling to come, but after hearing from his agent that Wen Chuxia would also come, Liang Jing agreed immediately. up.

Wen Chuxia said, "It's nothing, just a little motion sickness."

Wen Chuxia looked at Pei Cen, "Mr. Pei, you stopped recording "Flowers", why did you come here?"

"This round of ten-day practice time, I'll be recording here for a week. It's just right for me to go back." Pei Cen took the luggage from Lin Huai's hand, and glanced at the two of them, "Does this help me for motion sickness?"

Wen Chuxia forgot that she was still pretending, and quickly stood up straight, "The director asked me to help."

Lin Huai glanced at Wen Chuxia, who was killing the donkey, and rubbed his cheek.

Next time you die, I won't help you!

I heard from the director that the owner of the house here is an elderly man, and he is the only one in the house, and he is not here at the moment.

There are four empty rooms upstairs, and it happens that the four of them share one room.

The show started recording from the moment they entered the village. Wen Chuxia hadn't recovered from motion sickness yet, so she sat on the big stone mill next to her and listened to the director explain the rules.

The director said: "The people in this village mainly make wood carvings and silver crafts. Tomorrow you are going to learn from a teacher. You can discuss who you want to learn."

In Wen Chuxia's impression, the wood carvings are all like the roots of big trees. How can I finish carving in a week?

Wen Chuxia said, "I study silver arts."

Liang Jing quickly said: "Then I will also learn silver arts!"

These two people are not polite, they have already chosen, and the rest of Lin Huai and Pei Cen can only choose wood carvings.

Tomorrow's arrangement has been finalized, and the director gave today's task again, "Today's dinner you need to solve by yourself, you can go to the nearby villagers' homes to borrow ingredients, and whatever you borrow, you can eat what you want tonight, after you borrow the ingredients, what do you want? self catering."

Which celebrity can cook?

Wen Chuxia said with a bitter face, "Director, I'm a patient."

The director said: "There are still several hours before dinner, you can rest for a while, let the three of them borrow ingredients, and you can help cook together."

Wen Chuxia has peeled potatoes since he was so old, and he was still cooking, but he saw an earthen pot inside, what should he do?

Wen Chuxia asked Liang Jing, "Can you do it?"

Liang Jing said, "I know how to make instant noodles."

Yep, as trash as he is.

Wen Chuxia asked Pei Cen again, "Can you do it?"

Pei Cen said, "I haven't done it, you can try it."

Liang Jing made trouble: "He hasn't even made instant noodles."

Wen Chuxia's mouth was quicker than his brain, "You know that too?"

Liang Jing's mouth froze.

Pei Cen looked at Liang Jing who couldn't answer, and smiled indistinctly.

It's really not obvious, but it was discovered by Lin Huai.

The owner of the house has not shown up until now, and the four of them went upstairs to reserve their own rooms. Pei Cen and Liang Jing lived in the two rooms on the east side, and Lin Huai and Wen Chuxia lived in the two rooms on the west side.

Lin Huai put his luggage and went to Wen Chuxia's house, "Tomorrow you should stay with me."

Wen Chuxia glanced at him, "Why?"

Why is it inconvenient for Lin Huai to say, he said, "Do you know silver arts?"

Wen Chuxia said, "Then I don't know how to carve wood either."

Lin Huai: "If you don't know how, I can help you."

Wen Chuxia snorted, "It sounds like you know how to do it."

Wen Chuxia lay down on the bed, "I won't change, I want you to change with Liang Jing."

In another room, Pei Cen was discussing the same thing with Liang Jing.

Liang Jing shook his head, "I don't, I want to be in a group with Summer, such a difficult opportunity, to get in close contact with idols, bro, I won't change."

Pei Cen was just discussing with him. As for why he came up with this idea, it was probably because Lin Huai and Wen Chuxia had too unique looks when they came in just now.

Panpi Village is a tourist attraction to be developed in the local area. The scenery here is very good, but there are not many people who know it here, and the program is selected here for publicity.

There are not many tourists, but there are still some. They were even more speechless when they were called out by fans on the way to "beg".

Wen Chuxia lay alone in the house for a while and felt bored. When he saw the basket in the yard, he picked it up and shook it a few times, and called the cameraman who followed him, "Go, beg for food!"

Lin Huai and the others walked around and asked for some tomatoes and eggs, while Liang Jing asked for some rice and flour.

Liang Jing said, "Why don't we just make do with it?"

Both Lin Huai and Pei Cen thought it was okay.

On the way back, a following camera came out from the door of the house suddenly. Lin Huai glanced into the yard, and saw Wen Chuxia squatting there, holding a basket full of things.

"Thank you mother-in-law, mother-in-law, you are so kind." Wen Chuxia pointed to the meat hanging on the beam, "Is this delicious?"

The mother-in-law used a bamboo pole to reach down a piece of dried bacon, "It's delicious, I'll get you some bamboo shoots and peppers, and it will be delicious when you take it home and fry it."

Wen Chuxia pressed the basket that could hardly fit, "Okay, okay, thank you mother-in-law."

The three men standing at the door only needed four eggs, two tomatoes, a bag of rice and a little flour: "..."

Wen Chuxia stood up and picked up the basket, and let out a deep "Ouch".

The mother-in-law asked: "Sink, do you want me to help you?"

"No, no, no," Wen Chuxia said, "I'm such a big boy, I can still carry such a small thing, mother-in-law, please rest."

Wen Chuxia turned around with the basket in hand, and saw Lin Huai and the others standing at the door, "Hey, you're back, you see I borrowed a lot of things."

Watching him come out with a basket, Liang Jing asked in a low voice, "How did you do it?"

Wen Chuxia said: "What's the matter? The director said to borrow, and we borrowed, but didn't say that we should pay it back. Let them do the repayment. Let's feed ourselves first."

Wen Chuxia showed off, "I have bacon, beef, and ribs in it. Oh yes, and a smoked chicken. My mother-in-law smoked it herself. It looks delicious."

Liang Jing asked in surprise, "It's all meat? Didn't you borrow any vegetables?"

What are vegetables? How can meat be delicious?

Wen Chuxia glanced at the tomato in Pei Cen's hand, "Didn't you borrow the vegetables?"

I have to say that he is really awesome. He built a big basket by himself, and Lin Huai asked him, "You borrowed the basket too?"

Wen Chuxia said: "I took the basket from our yard, and I had to bring a bowl when I asked for food. The three of you are empty-handed, no wonder you asked for such a small amount."

Three people again: "..."

Do you remember the four cameras on the side?

The ingredients are available, but making them has become a problem.

Lin Huai looked around inside and out: "I lit the fire in the yard, any of you go and light the stove in the house, and the rest of you wash rice and vegetables."

Wen Chuxia said, "I'm going to light a fire."

Liang Jing followed Wen Chuxia directly, "I'll help him light the fire."

Only Pei Cen was left, and Pei Cen said, "It shouldn't bother me to do the dishes."

The four of them divided the work. The stove in the yard was already lit, water was added to the pot, and the smoked chicken was steamed directly in the pot with some green onion, ginger and garlic added.

Pei Cen glanced at the kitchen where smoke started to come out, "Do you want to go and see the two of them?"

Lin Huai said, "They'll call if something happens, don't worry about it."

The smoke in the kitchen was getting bigger and bigger, and the camera could no longer see the picture clearly, so I had to back out first.

Pei Cen suspected that the two of them ordered him inside, "You really don't need to go and see?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wen Chuxia and Liang Jing ran out from inside.

Liang Jing covered his nose: "Ahem!"

Wen Chuxia slapped her hands: "My God, I choked to death."

Pei Cen asked them, "What are you two doing?"

Before Wen Chuxia and Liang Jing could explain, an old man with white hair came in from outside the door. The old man drooped his white eyebrows, frowned with his hands behind his back, and walked a few steps quickly when he saw the smoke coming out of the room, "Little bastard, you Set fire to my kitchen?"

Wen Chuxia and Liang Jing were startled by him.

Liang Jing said, "We didn't set fire to it."

Wen Chuxia said, "We are not little bastards."

The old man looked really unkind. Seeing him walking over, Wen Chuxia and Liang Jing stepped aside.

The old man pointed to the kitchen and said: "What are you doing without setting the fire? I think you are not trying to burn my kitchen, but my house! What about the program crew? You asked me to borrow a house for you to live in, but you didn't tell me I will lend you a house to burn!"

The director hurried over to explain to the old man, but the old man put on a straight face as if he couldn't listen.

Liang Jing was terrified, he pulled Wen Chuxia to hide behind Pei Cen and Lin Huai, "This grandpa is so fierce."

Wen Chuxia also felt the same way, "He won't drive us away?"

Lin Huai glanced at Wen Chuxia and asked him, "What are you doing in there?"

Wen Chuxia's hands were blackened, and a strip was rubbed under his nose, "Light the fire, didn't you let us make the fire?"

Lin Huai sighed: "You two should do something else."

The director managed to comfort the old man. The old man snorted, sat on the wicker chair by the door and lit a hookah.

The director came over to introduce them. This is Mr. Qiu, the owner of this house, and the inheritor of silver art in this village. Tomorrow you are going to learn silver art making from him.

Wen Chuxia: "..."

Liang Jing: "!!!"

The two glanced at each other, and Wen Chuxia asked in a low voice, "Is it too late to change now? I suddenly want to learn woodcarving."

Liang Jing: "Me too."

They don't want to learn silver arts from this fierce old man.

The director said: "Then you have to ask Lin Huai and Pei Cen, if they are willing to change..."

"I don't want to." Lin Huai looked at Wen Chuxia.

Wen Chuxia glanced at Pei Cen, and Pei Cen said, "I don't care."

Liang Jing hurriedly grabbed Wen Chuxia, "No change, no change, I want to be with Summer, let's not change, I think Mr. Qiu is also very...very, very kind."

Wen Chuxia looked at Liang Jing who said the old man was kind in shock, "Won't your conscience hurt when you say this?"

Lin Huai's hidden skill turned out to be cooking. The training crew didn't expect it. They tried to make things difficult for them, but they made a mistake.

It was a bit late for dinner, and Mr. Qiu ate with them. Sometimes he thought the smoked chicken was too hard to bite, and sometimes he thought the bacon was too hard and the beef was too old.

Wen Chuxia pushed the tomato scrambled eggs in front of him, "Eat this, it's soft."

Mr. Qiu clapped his chopsticks, "All of you young people eat meat, let me, an elderly person, eat this?"

The old man had a really bad temper, and Liang Jing was too frightened to say anything.

Wen Chuxia said, "Then what should I do?"

The old man said: "I want to eat noodles, beef noodles!"

There was still some beef, but it was getting dark and the fire in the stove had gone out, where could I get him whole beef noodles.

Wen Chuxia thought for a while, then asked with a smile, "Grandpa Qiu, do you think the braised beef noodles are okay?"

The old man glanced at him, "OK."

Wen Chuxia smiled, and stepped on the stairs to the second floor. Lin Huai watched him go back to the room, and after a while, he came down from the stairs and dragged Lin Huai into the kitchen.

Lin Huai asked, "Why did you provoke him?"

Wen Chuxia said: "Where did I mess with him? He was the one who picked and wanted noodles. Now, help me make them, braised beef noodles!"

Wen Chuxia had already prepared, fearing that he would starve to death in this deep mountain forest, so he brought a few bags of instant noodles.

Lin Huai watched him take out a bag of instant noodles from his clothes, and smiled speechlessly, "Aren't you afraid that if you bring this up, he will whip you with the leg of a stool?"

Wen Chuxia said: "After smoking it, the smoked chicken and bacon are indeed a little hard. His old ones are probably dentures."

Lin Huai filled the stove with some firewood and set the fire up, while Wen Chuxia fanned the fire beside him.

Lin Huai: "Do you still care about the elderly?"

Wen Chuxia clicked his tongue, "Then take a look, do you suddenly feel that I am gentle and kind?"

Lin Huai looked at him, "Don't pretend to be kind."

Wen Chuxia glared at him, "Pretend to show you? I really miss you."

When Lin Huai found out, he would only tell the truth when he was talking back.

He was really careful, saying that he couldn't hit him.

After cooking the noodles, Wen Chuxia came out with the noodle bowl and put it in front of the old man. The old man looked at it for a long time, then threw the cigarette pouch on the ground, "What is this?!"

Wen Chuxia said: "The high-end ingredients have been complicatedly processed and carefully cooked, as well as Master Kong's Braised Beef Noodles made with Lin Huai and I's full love."

Mr. Qiu: "..."

Program director: "..."

The old man stared at him for a long time, Wen Chuxia smiled hippiely as if he was not afraid of being beaten, and the angry old man snorted, "Pick it up for me!"

"Okay!" Wen Chuxia picked up the cigarette pouch and handed it to him with a pair of chopsticks, "Try it, it's absolutely delicious. The leader of the top male team in China personally cooked it for you. If you put this side outside, it won't matter. A bowl costs hundreds of dollars, and it’s the only one, so you’re getting a great deal!”

The old man squinted at him, "What's the matter, do you still want me to give you some money?"

Wen Chuxia said: "It doesn't matter, just treat us better when we learn skills from you tomorrow."

The old man ate the noodles, "You didn't cook the noodles, why should I treat you better?"

"Wow!" Wen Chuxia said, "You grandpa is unreasonable. I didn't cook the noodles, but I brought them all the way. You have to admit it."

The old man snorted, "You were dumb in your previous life, so you can speak like that."

Wen Chuxia curled her lips, thinking that I really am.

Liang Jing secretly gave Wen Chuxia a thumbs up, "You are really amazing."

Not only Liang Jing thought he was great, but even the director of the program group thought he was great. They spent so much time trying to make Mr. Qiu agree to let them record and live here, and they didn't make a good face when they arrived. This sentence silenced the old man.

After eating and cleaning up, they went back to their rooms.

The place to take a shower is in the old man's house, and it might be a mess to go there, so they didn't take a shower.

Lin Huai was standing on the corridor on the second floor smoking, while Wen Chuxia was wearing slippers and humming, brushing her hair while walking.

Wen Chuxia saw Lin Huai, "Why don't you take a bath?"

Lin Huai: "Have you gone to take a shower?"

Wen Chuxia came up, "Yeah, why don't you wash it, the water is quite hot."

Lin Huai looked at him: "Are you not afraid of that old man at all?"

Wen Chuxia wondered, "Why are you afraid of him?"

Lin Huai said, "Even the director is afraid of him, why aren't you afraid?"

Wen Chuxia smiled, "Hey, the old man Qiu is lonely and poor for a long time. Look at him, he is fierce, but he doesn't dare to really do anything to me. There is nothing to be afraid of. Don't you think his personality is quite funny? Is it?"

Lin Huai looked at him as if he was insane, "I don't think so."

Wen Chuxia leaned on the railing and looked into the distance. It was already dark in the mountains, and he couldn't see anything. "The old man's character is quite like my master."

Lin Huai asked: "You still have a master? What kind of master do you study?"

Wen Chuxia glanced at him out of the corner of her eye, "The master who taught me Tai Chi."

Lin Huai: "..."

Wen Chuxia shook the towel, "Are you going to take a shower? If you are afraid, I will accompany you. The old man just wants to attack me now. I will block the gun for you. You just go to wash."

Lin Huai hadn't finished smoking, "No."

Wen Chuxia clicked his tongue twice in disgust, and went back to her room, "Call me if you want to wash, I'll accompany you."

Lin Huai: "I don't need you to accompany me."

After Lin Huai finished smoking, he went to take a bath by himself, and he really heard the old man nagging.

It's really better to let Wen Chuxia come down and "get shot"!

Wen Chuxia didn't wait for Lin Huai to call him, so she went to bed early and woke up on time at 05:30 the next day.

He went downstairs while yawning, and saw Mr. Qiu practicing Tai Chi in the yard. Wen Chuxia said, "No, no, your posture is wrong."

The old man glared at him, "You know what!"

Wen Chuxia didn't even wash his face before coming over to make a move, "I'm eighth stage Tai Chi, what do you think I know? You don't think your technique is right, it should be like this."

The old man stared blankly at him, "Get up, I don't need you to teach me, I am a tenth stage Tai Chi."

Wen Chuxia said: "As soon as I heard it, I knew you were making it up. Where did Tai Chi come from?"

Mr. Qiu glared at him, "Then where did you get your baduan?"

Wen Chuxia said shyly, "I made up my eight paragraphs."

The old man almost punched him in the face.

The cameras next to me were dumbfounded.

What you made up by yourself still admits to yourself that it's made up?

When Pei Cen and the others came down, they saw Wen Chuxia pestering Mr. Qiu to correct him in Tai Chi. The old man annoyed him and waved his hands, "Go, go, I won't practice anymore, go and cook for me!"

Wen Chuxia said, "Are you sure what I cook is edible?"

Mr. Qiu has never seen him being more irritating than him in his old age. He stamped his feet with his hands behind his back, "What can you do?"

Wen Chuxia smiled and said, "I can eat, sleep, and quarrel with you, am I amazing?"

Liang Jing said in admiration, "Summer is awesome."

Pei Cen nodded, "Let's talk nonsense."

Breakfast was the local specialty noodles prepared by the program team. Wen Chuxia thought it was too light, so he ate the leftover beef from yesterday with the noodles.

The old man glanced at him in disgust, "You are so greedy at such a young age."

Wen Chuxia said while eating the noodles: "Otherwise, at your age, your teeth will not be good, and you will not be able to eat."

Mr. Qiu dropped his chopsticks, stood up with a snort and walked away. When he reached the door, he turned around and shouted: "Eat quickly, why don't you let me, an old man, wait for you?"

Liang Jing was almost done eating, so he stood up and said, "Come right away."

Wen Chuxia ate fans unhurriedly, Pei Cen looked at him like this and felt that he would probably be beaten by the old man today, "Don't say a few words, we will stay here for a few days, don't offend him completely Get us out."

Wen Chuxia said: "Don't worry, the show crew will still think of a way after being kicked out."

Program director: "..."

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